(Session 1 - Spikehead)

The nights were long, hell I was in space it's always night. I was watching television in the piloting room. The show Big Shots were on. "Ah ha, let's see which bounty head I find today", I said. The announcer came on and said "Hi amigos"! His female assistant said after him "Big Shots coming your way". The announcer then said "We got a fresh bounty today" he said in a Spanish accent. The announcer continued speaking "Today fat bounty is Arbitron Lucas, he was last spotted on Earth in Neo United States near Neo New York, he is worth 350,000 Wollongs (?)". The assistant then responded in a jolly voice "good hunting all ya cowboys". I turned off the T.V and started to fall asleep. My name is Jet Black, I am a bounty hunter and I'm broke. I need to catch another bounty before I ran out a food and starve to death in this cold ship. Maybe if I hire an assistant I will probably earn more. Damn I'm hungry, I walked over to the fridge and the only thing I saw was a month old yogurt and three bell peppers. I decided to cut the bell peppers and cooked them under a pan. They where kind of crisp but I was so hungry that they tasted good. When you are hungry even shit taste good. I took the hot plate of food in the piloting room and ate ravenously. When I finished I set a course for the planet Earth. As I was entering the earth's atmosphere my Comunika came on (a Comunika is a new communications device which video and sound are displayed). "Hello good traveler, N.U.S Customs, may I see your passport" said an officer in the Comunika. "Shit, I left it in the cargo room, could you hold on" I said. I brought it back and I placed it against the screen so the custom officer can see it. "Hmmp, you were born in Ganymede (the seventh moon of Jupiter), okay you may pass" the officer said. The Comunika went off, and descended into earth. "Damn American government, they still checked if you are an illegal alien, the only fucking aliens are those on Pluto". The ship was landing on the Neo New York Space Landing Center. I heard a bang on the door, I opened it. "Excuse me sir, I have to run a procedure check on your ship," the officer said. The officer saw my gun on the couch and said, "Do you have a license for that gun"? I responded "yeah, here". I showed him my bounty hunter license, he gave out a grunt. He said "Okay you're all cleared". He left; I did too and got to the edge of the street. I lifted my hand until a taxi saw me and stopped. "Yo were you headed to Mac?" the driver said in an Old New York style. "I'm heading to 3rd St. and New Fist Ave. and step on it," I said. "You got it" the taxi driver responded. The taxi took me there and I paid the driver 40? and got off the taxi. I started to head for this bar I knew around this place. I sat down on a table, about two feet from me I saw this man having a martini. His hair was dark green and he had a skinny body, blue shirt and dark blue pants, he seemed cool and relaxed. Suddenly three guys wearing ponchos and tall Mexican hats burst in the door. "Bitch, you got our bounty, for that you will die" the three Mexicans said in a Spanish accent. They suddenly ran up to the skinny guy and all three pulled out a knife, they swung it towards the skinny guy and before it could reach him he was up. "Don't you faggots have some other shit to do" the skinny guy said. The three Mexicans kept swinging their knife and the skinny guy kept dodging their swings. Suddenly the skinny guy pulled out a gun and shot one of the Mexicans in the leg. The Mexican gave out a cry of despair. The other two Mexicans got scared and backed off. One of the Mexicans said, "You know we were just kidding Spike". "Get out off here you duchebags, you cause me enough trouble for one day" said spike in an angry voice. The two Mexicans got a hold of their wounded friend and said, "Sure Spike what ever you say". They left dragging their friend along. Spike sat back down and started to drink his martini. I got up and sat next to him. "I see you're a great fighter, and you're a bounty hunter too," I said. "Yeah" he said in a low voice. "How about an offer, you join me and we will split the money 50-50, how about it?" I said. "You know the Mexican Brothers are bounty hunters, and I hate shit heads like them" he said and pauses for a second or two. "I hope you're not a shit head liked them" he said. "So is it a deal or what?" I exclaimed. "Okay, do you have equipment to be a bounty hunter?" he said. "Yes, a ship, fifteen guns, two shot guns, a mess of grenades, and a computer connected to the Comunika Internet. "Okay lets go" Spike said. We started to walk to the end of the block when we spotted the bounty head. Arbitron Lucas was right in front of our faces. We both looked at each other and pulled out our guns. "I'll go around the block, you go directly towards him," I said. "Okay. Uhh. What's you're name again?" Spike said. "Jet Black and you must be Spike. what's your last name," I said. "Spiegel" he continued my sentence. We took off, I went around and Spike went towards him. Arbitron was walking north and Spike was coming up behind him. He tapped him on the back and pointed his gun at him. Arbitron turned around, saw the gun, and started to run. "Wait!" Spike screamed. Spike started to chase after him. I came around the block and Arbitron crashed against me, since he was puny and skinny he bounced off my buff body. He was on the ground and I pointed the gun to his head. "Freeze Mothafucker," I screamed. Spike came up behind him and got handcuffs to tie him down. "Arrghh, no I robbed the bank because I needed a new Playstation 5" Screamed Arbitron. "Yeah right, that's what all you criminals say" Spike said. We got a taxi to give us a ride to the police station; we turned the freak in and got our reward. "250,000?" I said. "You know half of that is mine" Said Spike. "Yeah I know" I responded. "So that means we get 125,000? each" said Spike. "Yeah" I said. It was getting pretty late and we were getting sleepy, we headed for the ship. Our ship was called Bebop and was made out of titanium alloy and had a pretty good defense system. It was big and it could land on land and water, it had a docking for small ships, and carried two small fighting ships with artillery fire. We went inside and took off into space.