summary: harry potter is pottering around his boyfriend's dormitory and he finds a teen witch magazine. what will the consequences be?
a/n: omgggggg. draco is kind of horrifically OOC in this but i don't care and i kind of fail at this kind of stuff but yeah. this didn't happen and i say with deep regret that i'm not j.k. rowling!


Teen Witch Weekly

Harry's eyebrows knitted together in confusion and he picked the magazine up with caution. The front cover was bright with different slogans emblazoned in hot pink, exclaiming that the magazine had the new make-up for winter! and the brand new robe styles for next fall were being modelled just for them! There was far too much for Harry to take in as his eyes darted from picture to picture so he sank onto his boyfriend's bed to investigate.

Another load of headlines screamed in his face as he flipped the teen magazine open, causing his mouth to drop open slightly and his eyes to widen. "Ten ways to grab Harry Potter's attention.." he read aloud to himself slowly and bringing his fingers up to lick them and flick the page over. Other titles such as 'Is your boyfriend cheating on you?' and 'Does his skin tone match yours?' were printed on in vibrant colours but Harry just couldn't seem to get into them - his eyes darted over them without bothering to read the articles and when he did bother they bored him so much he moved onto the next article. The next page, however, did catch his attention and the Gryffindor brought his knees to his chest and read.

When he'd finished the magazine, answered all the questionairres and laughed at the embarrassing problems, Harry shuffled downstairs to find his boyfriend. As usual, Draco was curled up on the armchair nearest the fireplace with a cup of hot chocolate clutched firmly in his hands and engrossed in the latest addition to the school library. Harry didn't quite understand what his boyfriend found sooooo interesting but if it allowed him to sit in his lap to cuddle, he had no problems with watching it.

Prodding Draco with his index finger, he clambered into his boyfriends lap and lay his head on his shoulder.

"Can you describe me in five words?" Harry said innocently.

Draco closed the book, sucking his breath through his front teeth in thought and leant his head against the one on his shoulder. "I dunno. How many different variations of dirty can I have?" He quipped and snickered, shaking his head at his own joke.

"Yes yes, well done Malfoy. Now answer me properly please," Harry replied, smacking his forehead lightly and tutting.

Draco stopped laughing, focused his eyes on Harry only and found himself breathless - his boyfriends hair was mussed from where he'd put his head on the pillow, his eyes were bright and clear and his chin was slightly red from where he'd been leaning on the palm of his hand. His little ski slope nose was blocked from the cold weather they'd been having so he kept dragging a tissue from the sleeve of his robes to wipe the snot away and his cheeks were rosy red from the heat of the dorms. Draco often tried telling Harry just how beautiful he was but he was always pushed away as if the boy didn't believe it - he shied away from the compliments of fans as well and sometimes Draco just didn't understand why.

"One would have to be beautiful," He said softly, tucking a piece of hair behind Harry's ear, "Adorable would be another. Awkward but a good kind of awkward because it's so adorable, loving because you have so much love for everyone - but me the most of course - and the last one. Ah.."

He stopped talking and leaned forward to kiss Harry's forehead sweetly.

"The last one would have to be perfect. In every single way."

fin.


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