"Ugh," you said to yourself as you get out of bed, "time for another day."

You head downstairs to your kitchen to eat some breakfast. You find some Honey Nut CheeriosĀ® and start eating them. You continue to eat them until some random person comes downstairs and starts to scream at you. You figure you should've put some clothes on before you came downstairs.

You go back upstairs and put on your clothes, including your one and only pair of hypstr shadyz. "Marvelous!" you say to nobody in particular.

When you go back downstairs, you notice that your cereal has starting on fire.

Because of your Fire Prevention 169 class you took when you were younger, you knew that the perfect thing to put out fires like this was by smothering it.

You look around and your eyes point to one stray object: extremely flammable oil-soaked rags. Thinking this would be the best possible option, you wrap the burning cereal in the rags, being careful not to spill any on the floor.

"There," you say to yourself, "now that's taken care of, It's time to livesteam!"

You head upstairs to your monster of a gaming desktop. This thing is fucking loaded. You have all this cool shit:

CPU: Core i5-2500K

Cooler: Cooler Master Hyper 212+

Motherboard: ASRock Pro3 Gen3

GPU: AMD HD 7950

Primary Drive: OCZ Agility 3 60GB

SSDCase: Cooler Master HAF 912

Headphones: Sennheiser HD 518

Microphone: Blue Yeti w/ Radius Shock Mount

Capture Card: AverMedia Live Gamer HD

and probably some other stuff as well.

You log onto your computer and get your livestreaming stuff set up. You don't bother posting a video about it on Youtube, but do tweet it out and hope that enough people find it. As you wait for chat to flood in, you hum the entire Isaac soundtrack.

You do some tests to get Xanbot calibrated, including !guac, !umar and !ban puppy.

About half an hour into the stream you go away to get some water. The chat is immediately flooded with #H20DRINKIT and #ALLHAILCHAIR. You ignore these feeble attempts of communication and continue on streaming.

After the stream is over, you go back downstairs to check on the fire from earlier. The fire is ablaze, but you're sure that it'll burn out by the time you wake up in the morning.

You go upstairs to bed and go to sleep. You wake up the next morning.

"Ugh," you said to yourself as you get out of bed, "time for another day."