Due to time shenanigans Jade is now four years old and Jake has been left alone to take care of his Grandma/Grandaughter/Daughter while Dave goes to try and figure out what he did wrong. As we know Jake all too well he can not be left alone with children before he panics so he asks Dirk to come and help him. Welcome to this lovely addition to 'Let's see how many fanfictions I can type in 6 hours!'
"Dirk, can you please just come over to my place, I can't do this alone!" Jake begged to his friend on the other line.
"Alright chill dude, I'll be over as fast as I can," Dirk responded before hanging up.
Jake looked down at his young... you know what no. He looekd down at a young Jade who was just 4 years old. She was rocking from side to side with a huge smile on her face and she laughed at the show that was on the TV. Whatever Dave did he asked Jake to take care of Jade while he went to go ask for help on what to do.
Eventually Dirk showed up and walked inside, "So what seems to be the- oh shit."
"Yes 'oh shit' is the correct response," Jake said pacing.
"What happened," Dirk asked raising an eyebrow.
"Dave, Dave happened," Jake replied never stopping his pacing.
"Hey dude chill alright I'm sure he'll be back, he did say he was coming back right," Dirk asked almost panicked himself.
"Yes, he did but what do we do until then," Jake asked still pacing.
Dirk grabbed Jake's shoulder to get him to stop pacing, "We'll simply keep her entertained until he returns, which shouldn't be too hard since she seems pretty wrapped up in that show there."
He had spoken too soon, just as he said that Jade stood up and walked over to them, "g'pa, I'm bored."
Jake just looked at Dirk like, 'Oh shit what now?'
Dirk took a deep breathe and stooped down to eye level with Jade, "Alright well what would you like to do then?"
She put he index finger to he chin and thought. She looked awfully cute and Jake had to fight the urge to hug her. When suddenly her face lit up with an idea and the biggest smile broke out on her face, "Can we have a tea party!?"
"Now that is the radest idea I have ever heard," Dirk said smiling slightly as she giggled and clapped excitedly.
Dirk and Jake began to get everything set up at Jake's table. When all was set up Jade sat at the table and swung her legs happily, "I will be the queen, g'pa you can be the princess, and other guy you can be his knight in shining armor!"
Jake blushed slightly and Dirk meerily chuckled, "Yes, my queen."
The tea party ended soon as Jade decided it was time for the knight to protect his princess from the evil monster that were attacking, the fictional ones in her imagination nothing was actually attacking them. She giggled as she now pretended to be the evil Dragon. Jake stood behind Dirk watching him play with Jade and he was being "protected". He was in awe at how great Dirk was with kids.
Eventually Jade "died" and told Dirk he could now wisk his princess off to safety. She clearly meant business so Dirk lifted Jae off his feet and carried him bridal style. Jade giggled happily as Jake Blushed intensely. However all was cut short when Jade let out a big yawn. "Sounds like someone tired, come on let's lie you down for a nap," Dirk said softly.
Jade pouted sadly, "Will you two lie with me?"
Jake looked at Dirk who shrugged, Dirk picked up Jade and the three of them went to Jake's room.
2 hours later Dave returned now knowing how to fix what he did. He searched the house for Jake and Jade and eventually looked inside Jake's room. Inside was Jake and Dirk snuggling with Jade inbetween them. Dave smiled and closed the door, he supposed he could let them stay that way for a just a little longer.
