Cabin hijinks
i don't own WIR
Agent BM presents
a Rancis fluggerbutter and Vanellope Von Schweetz cartoon
Cabin hijinks
(Cabin in the ice cream mountains)
Rancis and Vanellope were taking a nice romantic getaway in the mountains. They sat in front of their fireplace with hot chocolate when they heard something outside
"Help! Somebody help me!"
the 2 looked outside and saw an Asian man in a blizzard freezing
"We gotta help that man" said Rancis
the 2 put on some warm coats and ran outside in the snow. They brought the man inside and gave him a blanket
"Thanks kids, hey aren't you president Von Schweets?" Asked the man
"Why yes I am" said Vanellope
"That makes this even better" said the man as he got up an tied the 2 to 2 chairs
Chuck came in through the doors with a big bag of money
"Hello you fools, see you've met cousin Buck" said Chuck
"I wasn't trapped out there, I was faking it so you'd let me in. We've robbed a bank and need a place to count the money" said Buck
"Just like old times" said Chuck
Vanellope hopped in her chair to a phone and dialed 911
"Hey, who you calling?" Asked Chuck angrily
"Just a friend of mine, Po, Po-lice" said Vanellope
Chuck grabbed the phone
"This is the police, we can't come to the phone right now, please hold"
"Well police ain't home, so don't make any calls or I blow your brains out. Buck, see what these 2 have to eat" said Chuck
Buck went to the kitchen while Chuck brought Vanellope next to Rancis
"You sure made a good choice letting Buck cool, he can poison the food and take the money" said Vanellope
"Why that no good bot" said Chuck angrily as he stormed into the kitchen and kicked Buck into a lamp
"Looks like cousin Chucks gonna cook" said Buck
"I wonder why he wants to cook so bad? He'll probably poison it and take the money all for himself" said Rancis
"Just like old times" said Buck angrily
Buck went into the kitchen and the 2 started beating each other up
The food was finally made and the 2 were arguing
"Dig in cousin" said Chuck
"No, you first" said Buck
"Why me first? The food still poisoned from when you cooked it?" Shouted Chuck angrily
"Sure glad you're not making us eat the food" said Vanellope
the 2 grabbed them and started feeding them the food to see if it was poisoned. The 2 were just about done now
"Keep it coming" said Vanellope
Chuck fed Vanellope a turkey leg
"Yeah thats poisoned" said Vanellope
buck fed Rancis a turkey leg
"Oh yeah definitely poisoned" said Rancis
the 2 pretended to die and fainted on the table
"So you were trying to poison me" said Chuck angrily
"You tried to poison me" said Buck angril
the 2 began to fight again as R and V got up
"Can someone pass the sides?" Asked Rancis
