Hikira: hi people well today is kaiba-kun birthday so we are throwing him a party

*Dark drags in Kaiba by the back of his jacket*

Mokuba:*trying to hold back from laughing*

Kaiba: WTF i gonna have you arrested

Dark: yeah yeah *lets go of kaiba*, be happy that my hikari and aibou are throwing you this party

Joey: yeah Kaiba you SHOULD be happy that these girls are throwing a jerk like you a birthday party

kaiba: shut it Wheeler one I didn't ask for your opinion and two I didn't ask them to throw a party, they dragged me here by force

Hikira: Dark you didn't hit Kaiba-kun did you?

Dark: *sigh* no he is lucky

Kaiba: LUCKY!!!! You threaten me if i didn't come

Dark: like i said lucky

Cat: Dark maybe you should stop fighting with everyone

Dark: what's the matter aibou,*cups my chin*I thought you like me getting into fights

Cat: yeah every once in awhile but not every signal day

Hikira: umm you girls this is not the time and place

Dark: fine *lets go of my chin*

Cat: here Kaiba, me and Hikira got this for you *hands Kaiba a gift*

Kaiba: what can you girls gave that I don t already have *opens gift*..........

Hikira: do you like it?

Kaiba:*pulls out a chibbi blue-eyes white dragon*why the hell did you girls get me this

Hikira and Cat: wahhhhhh *hugging each other and crying* he didn't like it he didn't like, Kaiba-kun is mean

Dark: bastard, you had to make my hikira and aibou cry *hugs Hikira and me*

Kaiba: I didn't ask them to get me this

Yami: you could try and be nice to them especial if they went though the trouble to plan a party for you

Yugi: yeah Kaiba be happy

Kaiba: grrr fine, I didn't hate your girls gift

Hikira and Cat:*stops crying* so do you like it

Kaiba: it s.......ok

Hikira and Cat: yay he likes it

Mokuba: here big brother I got you this

Kaiba: thanks*opens it open*a new laptop I really need it thank you

Mokuba: you're welcome

Dark: oh sure you like your brothers gift but not my hikira and aibou gift

Kaiba: I didn't ask them to get me that gift

Cat: asswhole

Kaiba: I m leaving now *gets held back by someone*

Dark:*holding the back of kaiba jacket* Na uh you still didn't open the rest of your gifts

Kaiba: Mokuba can you get someone to carry these gifts

Mokuba: awww I was starting to have fun

Kaiba: let's go now

Cat: hey wait you still didn't get your cake

Mokuba: come on I wanna try some of cat and hikira cake

Kaiba: fine just hurry up

Hikira:*nods*

*hikira and me runoff to get the cake*

Dark: *thinks for a second* hang on I still didn't give you my gift

Kaiba: I don t want it

Dark: aww just give me a minute to get it *grabs the back of Joey shirt*

Joey: hey wait why me

Dark: shut up

*dark drags Joey off to the closet*

Joey: hey what are you doing?

Dark: Just shut up and hold still

Joey: wait stop that doesn't go there

Dark: shut up

Joey: somebody help me

Dark:*push a giant box in front of kaiba* open it or I kill your little brother

Kaiba: you wouldn't dare

Dark:*evil chuckle* I don't make threats to get what I want

Mokuba:0_0

Kaiba: fine I'll open it *open the gift**blushes badly*

Joey:*pops out of the box gasping for air*(he is wearing only his boxer with a puppy ears and tail and has a leash and collar around his neck) DARK!!! WTF are you trying to do to me *looks at kaiba* oh shit

Hikira and Cat:*walk out with a big cake* happy birth-*looks at Joey*

Cat:*let's go of the cake to cover a nose bleed*

Hikira:* stumbling back and forth* uh aibou a little help please *trips on Yami shoe* wahhhhhh!!

(Dark catches her before she hit the ground and the cake hit kaiba in the face everything and everyone went quiet)

Hikira: I m sorry I m sorry I m sorry I m sorry I m sorry I m sorry I m sorry I m sorry I m sorry I m sorry I m sorry I m sorry

Joey: *trying to hold back a laugh*

Kaiba:*wipes the frosting off his face* you think that's funny Wheeler

Joey:*stops laughing*

Kaiba: well this should be funny*wipes frosting all over Joey face*

Yugi:*starts to laugh*

Joey:*throw frosting at Yugi*

Yami: lol

Yugi:*covers yami face in frosting*

(Everyone starting throwing frosting and cake at each other Dark brought out the ice cream and starting throwing it at everyone, Hikira was throwing frosting at Mokuba, Dark and I was throwing cake and ice cream at Yami and Yugi and Kaiba was throwing frost at Joey. This lasted for about an hour or so, after that everyone was breathless and laying on the floor)

Kaiba: lol thanks girls for throwing me this party, it was pretty fun

Joey :( he is laying on top of kaiba chest) see you can be nice sometimes

Dark :( she licking some of the frosting off of me and hikira) so you can act like a nice guy

Kaiba: every once in awhile, after this it s back to the kaiba you guys knows

Hikira: awww i like the kaiba right know ow dark that hurt

Mokuba: don't worry seto won't be that mean

Kaiba: oh dark thanks for the puppy

Dark: i knew you like him

Joey: How many times do i have to say it i ain't a dog

Kaiba: i know *cups joeys chin*but it s a cute name for you *pull Joey into a passionate kiss*

Cat:*covers nosebleed* well that it for now so R&R I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH