Hikira: hi people well today is kaiba-kun birthday so we are throwing him a party
*Dark drags in Kaiba by the back of his jacket*
Mokuba:*trying to hold back from laughing*
Kaiba: WTF i gonna have you arrested
Dark: yeah yeah *lets go of kaiba*, be happy that my hikari and aibou are throwing you this party
Joey: yeah Kaiba you SHOULD be happy that these girls are throwing a jerk like you a birthday party
kaiba: shut it Wheeler one I didn't ask for your opinion and two I didn't ask them to throw a party, they dragged me here by force
Hikira: Dark you didn't hit Kaiba-kun did you?
Dark: *sigh* no he is lucky
Kaiba: LUCKY!!!! You threaten me if i didn't come
Dark: like i said lucky
Cat: Dark maybe you should stop fighting with everyone
Dark: what's the matter aibou,*cups my chin*I thought you like me getting into fights
Cat: yeah every once in awhile but not every signal day
Hikira: umm you girls this is not the time and place
Dark: fine *lets go of my chin*
Cat: here Kaiba, me and Hikira got this for you *hands Kaiba a gift*
Kaiba: what can you girls gave that I don t already have *opens gift*..........
Hikira: do you like it?
Kaiba:*pulls out a chibbi blue-eyes white dragon*why the hell did you girls get me this
Hikira and Cat: wahhhhhh *hugging each other and crying* he didn't like it he didn't like, Kaiba-kun is mean
Dark: bastard, you had to make my hikira and aibou cry *hugs Hikira and me*
Kaiba: I didn't ask them to get me this
Yami: you could try and be nice to them especial if they went though the trouble to plan a party for you
Yugi: yeah Kaiba be happy
Kaiba: grrr fine, I didn't hate your girls gift
Hikira and Cat:*stops crying* so do you like it
Kaiba: it s.......ok
Hikira and Cat: yay he likes it
Mokuba: here big brother I got you this
Kaiba: thanks*opens it open*a new laptop I really need it thank you
Mokuba: you're welcome
Dark: oh sure you like your brothers gift but not my hikira and aibou gift
Kaiba: I didn't ask them to get me that gift
Cat: asswhole
Kaiba: I m leaving now *gets held back by someone*
Dark:*holding the back of kaiba jacket* Na uh you still didn't open the rest of your gifts
Kaiba: Mokuba can you get someone to carry these gifts
Mokuba: awww I was starting to have fun
Kaiba: let's go now
Cat: hey wait you still didn't get your cake
Mokuba: come on I wanna try some of cat and hikira cake
Kaiba: fine just hurry up
Hikira:*nods*
*hikira and me runoff to get the cake*
Dark: *thinks for a second* hang on I still didn't give you my gift
Kaiba: I don t want it
Dark: aww just give me a minute to get it *grabs the back of Joey shirt*
Joey: hey wait why me
Dark: shut up
*dark drags Joey off to the closet*
Joey: hey what are you doing?
Dark: Just shut up and hold still
Joey: wait stop that doesn't go there
Dark: shut up
Joey: somebody help me
Dark:*push a giant box in front of kaiba* open it or I kill your little brother
Kaiba: you wouldn't dare
Dark:*evil chuckle* I don't make threats to get what I want
Mokuba:0_0
Kaiba: fine I'll open it *open the gift**blushes badly*
Joey:*pops out of the box gasping for air*(he is wearing only his boxer with a puppy ears and tail and has a leash and collar around his neck) DARK!!! WTF are you trying to do to me *looks at kaiba* oh shit
Hikira and Cat:*walk out with a big cake* happy birth-*looks at Joey*
Cat:*let's go of the cake to cover a nose bleed*
Hikira:* stumbling back and forth* uh aibou a little help please *trips on Yami shoe* wahhhhhh!!
(Dark catches her before she hit the ground and the cake hit kaiba in the face everything and everyone went quiet)
Hikira: I m sorry I m sorry I m sorry I m sorry I m sorry I m sorry I m sorry I m sorry I m sorry I m sorry I m sorry I m sorry
Joey: *trying to hold back a laugh*
Kaiba:*wipes the frosting off his face* you think that's funny Wheeler
Joey:*stops laughing*
Kaiba: well this should be funny*wipes frosting all over Joey face*
Yugi:*starts to laugh*
Joey:*throw frosting at Yugi*
Yami: lol
Yugi:*covers yami face in frosting*
(Everyone starting throwing frosting and cake at each other Dark brought out the ice cream and starting throwing it at everyone, Hikira was throwing frosting at Mokuba, Dark and I was throwing cake and ice cream at Yami and Yugi and Kaiba was throwing frost at Joey. This lasted for about an hour or so, after that everyone was breathless and laying on the floor)
Kaiba: lol thanks girls for throwing me this party, it was pretty fun
Joey :( he is laying on top of kaiba chest) see you can be nice sometimes
Dark :( she licking some of the frosting off of me and hikira) so you can act like a nice guy
Kaiba: every once in awhile, after this it s back to the kaiba you guys knows
Hikira: awww i like the kaiba right know ow dark that hurt
Mokuba: don't worry seto won't be that mean
Kaiba: oh dark thanks for the puppy
Dark: i knew you like him
Joey: How many times do i have to say it i ain't a dog
Kaiba: i know *cups joeys chin*but it s a cute name for you *pull Joey into a passionate kiss*
Cat:*covers nosebleed* well that it for now so R&R I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH
