The Playbook for Women
Although Barney Stinson wrote a fairly decent playbook for men, in my opinion he failed to write one for women. So I have taken it upon myself to write one and educate all of you pathetic girls and women who no one wants to date in the act of flirting. This book can also be used as a reference for the experienced playgirl (women who act as players – yes, although few in numbers, they do exist!).
Okay, listen tight girlies, you wanna catch yourself a man? Make him your bitch? Your ho? Yes? Then you're in the right place.
Looking for a boyfriend, are we?
Leave now.
Seriously, GO!
Are you listening? Man, your persistence is sickening me, but okay, I'll go along with it...read for all you like. I don't care. (Don't forget to read the disclaimer, allright? Can't have your mommies and daddies sueing on me now, can I. With clicking on the next chapter you confirm that you know what this book entails. There is no way back. Your heart will be ruined, cynical, cold. Agreed? Only playgirls here.
Romantics - out!)
Disclaimer: When acting out any play in this book, succes is not guaranteed – do this on your own risk only! The author doesn't take any responsibility for the damage resulting from the following plays.
