Yep, yet another song parody by me! Now I feel more like Weird Al more than ever since that's where I get the idea to make my own parody of Usher's song! I suppose you could sing it to either version, it's to the tune of Confessions part 2 from Usher (or part 3, according to Weird Al, lol!). Also, there's some references to the new Nintendo DS game here...if you've not played it, I think you'll still be able to make sense of the song. Anywho, hope you enjoy it! ^_^
Roxas…
These are my confessions
Just when I thought that I had nothing to hide
I started digging down deeper and found out that was a lie
These are my confessions
And yeah, they're bad and really sad, I know man
But I really believe that I have learned my lesson
~.~.~
Like since I'm the one that always buys our ice cream
I contemplate about leaving you hanging
There's so much more, so I'll put forth all the facts
So I can get back on track with my confessions
~.~.~
Now this is probably going to end up making you really mad
But I've decided to tell you every secret that I've done and have
Like remember that video game that you so adored (so adored)
I let Demyx borrow it and he broke it when he couldn't beat level four
I've often switched missions with you
Like that battle you had to fight against Riku
Oh, and by the way your diary is pretty lame
Yes, I'm the one that left that puddle of drool on the second page
~.~.~
These are my confessions
Just when I thought that I had nothing to hide
I started digging down deeper and found out that was a lie
These are my confessions
And yeah they're bad and really sad, I know man
But I really believe that I have learned my lesson
~.~.~
For example, that girl Namine you want to date
I told her that it's blondes you really hate
But anyways, there's lots to say by the hoards
So let me give you some more of my confessions
~.~.~
Roxas, forgive I don't know what to say
About why Larxene keeps looking at you that way
Oh wait, I think that's because I
Made off with one of her undergarments and dropped it off inside your room;
Man you're doomed!
~.~.~
Your outfit's just a joke, it hasn't ever changed
You've been wearing that same thing since before 358/2 Days
And when we do missions together, the Org always mocks us
That get's annoying Ventus! I mean Roxas!
~.~.~
These are my confessions
Just when I thought that I had nothing to hide
I started digging down deeper and found out that was a lie
These are my confessions
And yeah they're bad and really sad, I know man
But I really believe that I have learned my lesson
~.~.~
Never again will I break your brush off in my hair
Or 'gently' push you when you're going down the stairs
But hey you see, I'm coming clean with the truth
So here's the proof with all of my confessions
~.~.~
Talking:
There are so many things I have to tell you Roxas…so many things you should know. Like you know how you gave me that WINNER ice cream stick for a free ice cream? I've gotten plenty of them and kept them all for myself. Oh, and remember that time you fought me? I let you win; c'mon, that Keyblade is a joke! And one last thing. I actually like hanging out with Xion more…she doesn't ask me a million questions! Yeah, sorry…
~.~.~
These are my confessions
Just when I thought that I had nothing to hide
I came up with some more things that might make you want to cry
These are my confessions
But woe is me, cause I can quite clearly see
That you're pretty pissed since you're rolling up your shirt sleeves
~.~.~
What the hell, the Keyblade shouldn't be able to do that!
Whoa, chill out Roxas, man, take a step back!
Well now I know, next time I won't say a peep,
Gonna keep to myself all my confessions!
Wait, Roxas, I'm sorry! Got it memorized? I'm sorry—AHH! AHHHHH! OH MY GOD, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? I DON'T THINK MY LEG IS SUPPOSED TO BEND THAT WAY! WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH XIGBAR'S ARROWGUNS? THOSE AREN'T TOYS, YOU'RE REALLY GONNA HURT SOMEONE WITH THO—AAAAIIIIIIEEEEE!
Oh, I'm evil, ^_^
