Hawkeye was in the kitchen looking for Klinger. "Klinger?" he yelled. "Klinger, are you in here?"
"Yes," Klinger shouted from behind a pot of beans.
"Klinger, I need to ask you something."
"Go for it, sir."
"Klinger, can I borrow your pink scarf?"
"No, you wouldn't look good in it!"
"It's not for me! It's for Radar. His guinea pig just had babies and he's going to use it to help keep them warm
"But it'll be ruined!"
" Come on Klinger, do something nice."
"Fine! It's in my tent! But you owe me big time!!!"
"Ok"
Hawkeye started to walk out of the kitchen, but when he did, he noticed a weird looking bottle of a greenish yellowish mixture. "Hey Klinger," he said. "What's this?"
"I don't know. It's something I found in the back corner of the colonel's office while I was cleaning."
"Ok."
Hawkeye couldn't help but stare at this bottle. He waited until Klinger turned his head and then slipped the bottle in his pocket. He immediately left after that and walked towards the swamp.
