Colin's Hoedown:

Oh, Ryan Stiles I'd love to be his wife.

He's the best lover I've ever had in my life.

After we made love boy I'm really high-steppin'.

Mel Gibson isn't the only one with a Lethal Weapon.


The house is deserted, empty of all inhabitants save two. Both happen to be in the same room. And in this room, behind a very solid oak door, a deep voice is heard. "Hey Col?" "Yeah, Ry?" "Did you mean what you said in the Hoedown today?" A silence follows, for a full five minutes nothing is heard but the soft chirp of crickets outside the window and the quiet creak of the bedframe. "Hey Ry?" "Yeah, Col?" "I meant every word." And not another sound is heard for the rest of the night.