"MXC: The Disney Sitcom Characters Edition"

Rated T for mild language

Disclaimer: I do not own shows owned by Disney Channel, Disney XD, nor do I own MXC a.k.a. Most Extreme Elimination Challenge. All Disney Sitcoms (Austin & Ally, Liv and Maddie, Hannah Montana, etc.) and its characters are owned by It's A Laugh Productions and Disney Channel, and MXC is owned by Spike. If you don't know what MXC is, I'll give you a short run-down. 'MXC' is short for Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, which lasted a good run on Spike TV from 2003 to 2007. Most of the footage was taken from a Japanese game show called "Takeshi's Castle" which ran from 1986 to 1990. I suggest checking out some episodes on YouTube. It's that awesome.


Chapter 1: Introduction


While the opening theme song played to a montage of contestants breaking their faces, falling from logs, landing in mud and running for their lives, the announcer's voice came off-screen.

"What are these people running from? They're not! They're running to the most toughest competition in town, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge! Today, it's a magical mouse bedlam, as characters from your favorite all-time Disney sitcoms compete in a battle of the sexes war! Who will come out on top, the Boisterous Boys or the Glamourous Girls? Who will be the much dominant sex? So get fired up for M...X...C! And now, give it up for our very own Mouseketeers, Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano!"

As the MXC logo was displayed on-screen, the scene transitioned to Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano sitting alongside their interns.

"Hello, and welcome to another exciting edition of MXC," Vic introduced everyone, "And today's episode is so special, we have nothing but our favorite characters from Disney sitcoms, past, present and future! It's a battle of sexes, Ken."

"Oooh, I can't wait, Vic! Nothing but hot girls stripping in the nude and fighting!" Kenny chuckled.

"I'm not talking about that kind of sex, Ken!" Vic exclaimed, hitting Kenny with his fan, "I'm talking about men vs. women, boys vs. girls, get my drift?"

"So, we're gonna watch boy-on-girl action, instead?" Kenny smirked. "I'm down for some porn!"

"Ken, it's not- oh, never mind." Vic groaned. "Obviously, you're a little too drunk to think this show's about sex."

"No, I'm - burp - not." Kenny said hiccuping.

"Yeah, sure..." Vic scowled at his broadcast partner, who was still half-drunk. "Well, speaking of half-drunks..."

The scene then transitioned to MXC's special guest field reporter Trish De LaRosa from Austin & Ally, who was standing in front of a wooden wall. Feeling ecstatic for this event, Trish spoke on the microphone.

"Nice to be here, Vic and Kenny!" Trish exclaimed. "It's exciting that I get the job of getting the dirt dished out on all of the contestants! It's gonna be very interesting to see what will happen between the Boisterous Boys, which is captained by Austin Moon, and the Glamourous Girls, which is captained by Liv Rooney. Enough about this crap, let's get to the games. First up, we sink or swim with Sinkers and Floaters, then we shake it up next with Wall Bangers, next we go even Steven with Rotating Surfboard With Death, and then, we close it out with a bang on Log Drop. Sounds like it's gonna be exciting! Now, let's send it to Captain Tenneal!"

And then all of a sudden, Trish let out a deep breath and scowled to the cameramen.

"Okay, this job sucks." She groaned. "Can someone fire me and re-hire the gay guy with the pith hat?"

The scene now switched to the woods, where field marshal Captain Tenneal was standing next to the contestants for one of his pep talks.

"Question!" Captain exclaimed. "Who here thinks that Disney Channel is nothing more than a family-friendly product, feeding young boys and girls with moral messages that they can learn and grow up on? Show of hands, NOW!"

"Whooooooo!" The contestants all screamed.

"Well, you're all wrong!" Captain cried out. "Disney Channel is nothing short of a rebellious sex-selling formula, which leads young girls to empower their own bodies for the male demographic to lust after and beat off of. And if you're an middle-aged adult, then congratulations, you support pedophiles."

Suddenly, the Captain began approaching one of the contestants, namely Stan the dog from Dog With a Blog.

"The rest of you men may end up looking like this pooch after a rusty, yet horny Friday night." Captain replied. "Hey pooch, who are you?"

"I'm Stan." Stan replied. "Friend of Avery and a total bacon enthusiast."

"Wow, that's incredible!" Captain spoke in delight. "An actual talking dog and on this show nonetheless! I'm impressed! Tell me Stan, do you know something I don't really know?"

"Yeah, I actually peed on your sword when you weren't looking." Stan smirked. "Now if you'll excuse me, I'll meet you down there at the field. Toots!"

Suddenly, Stan started walking downhill past the Captain.

As he left, Captain ended up smelling something so foul from their noses. And so did the rest of the contestants who smelt it coming from Stan.

"Oh man..." Captain cringed. "Did someone let one off?"

"AAAAAH! My eyes burn!" Dez screamed from the background.

"It smells like a dying cat!" Xander said choking on his bile for a little bit.

"That's it, after the show's over, I'm castrating that damn dog." Captain sneered.

As he gripped his sword in hand while holding in his nose from the smell, it was time to go.

"Let's go!" Captain exclaimed as he and the contestants began coming down the hill (obviously to get rid of the fart smell that Stan caused).


Oooooh, this is gonna get very interesting!

So far, the characters in this fic will be characters from these following shows:

Lizzie McGuire, That's So Raven, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody (and On Deck), Hannah Montana, Cory In The House, Wizards of Waverly Place, Sonny With A Chance, Good Luck Charlie, Shake It Up, A.N.T. Farm, JESSIE, Austin & Ally, Dog With A Blog, Liv and Maddie, I Didn't Do It, Girl Meets World, K.C. Undercover, Best Friends Whenever, BUNK'D, Kickin' It, Lab Rats, Mighty Med

Of course, you may never know who will be in the fic until that first event starts, which will be Sinkers and Floaters! Will Austin's Boisterous Boys shove their soon-to-be-point on the faces of Liv's Glamourous Girls? Feedbacks are welcome! Until next time, same Warrior time, same Warrior channel!