A/N How will the shinobi world handle a time traveling hokage? Who knows!

When Naruto woke up, he wasn't expecting to see the Sage of Six Paths, Kami, and the Shinigami. Lots of weird things have happened to Naruto, but this was a first. "WHAT IS GOING ON!" he screamed in a very hig-manly and low tone. He wasn't freaked out at all. "Do you have to be so loud kid?" Shinigami asked. "Oh it's fine, Kami knows-" Kami started. "Stop bragging!" The Sage of Six Paths, Hagoromo Otsuki interrupted. "IT IS AN EXPRESSION!" Kami yelled. "Listen kid, ignore them. There is an emergency." Shinigami said. In the background, Hagoromo and Kami were yelling at each other(mostly Kami though...) "There is a timeline jumper. He is jumping timelines, and could take on two of us combined and win. All three of us, he wouldn't be able to, but two of us are gods and one of us is dead, so we can't really do that. You though, you are a mortal. We will train you and send you to the timeline his is currently in. The only reason he is still there is because of the seal I managed to create... it took a lot of power to get it on the guy and I still am not sure he will stay there for long. Only a couple of years."

Naruto asked the most obvious question. "What is going on with them?" Shinigami turned to see Kami trying to use the Sage as a punching bag, and the Sage teleporting around to dodge it. "As I said, Ignore them. Anyways, let's begin your training!" Shiniagmi said. 'Well Hinata, sorry, but I'll see you in another timeline.'


kjsjkaLhfIUD-(There is no time in the area Naruto is in. I could have been less than a second or trillions of years. Except it wouldn't be. Because there is not time.)

"Well. It is time to send you to another time." Kami said. "You're right. Hopefully it is not a crappy timeline." Naruto said. At this, the Sage covered his laugh with a cough, and Shinigami smirked(although you wouldn't be able to tell). "Sorry... but it is pretty crappy. Your parents will be alive at least. Not like you'll be able to hang out with them.." Kami muttered. "What do you mean?" Naruto asked. "You'll be a teeny bit neglected..." Kami said. "A teeeny bit neglected? What does that mean!?" Naruto yelled. "BYE!" Kami yelled as he kicked Naruto. "SCREW YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" Naruto yelled as he fell into the other timeline.


Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki were expecting four kids. Four Kids. Four fucking kids. They decided to name them Naruto, Menma, Nasumi, and Naruko. Do you know what they weren't expecting? The Kyuubi no Kitsune to attack the village. "Goodbye Kushina." Minato said. He was already hurt from his fight with the masked ninja, who Naruto had poked in the eye(he's still conscious; what do you expect?). "NO! MINATO!" Kushina yelled. "I lo-"Minato was cut off as the Sandaime Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi, knoced him out. "I'm sorry Minato, but you have your whole life ahead of you. Goodbye." Kushina's eyes widened"Thank you." She said. "You do not need to." Sarutobi said back.

Kushina watched as the third Hokage used the Reaper Death Seal and gave his life as he sealed the sould back into Kushina, and three tails each to Menma, Nasumi, and Naruko. Kushina watched, crying. Naruto, as he knew he was a baby and shouldn't be crying over this, did not cry. Then he realized babies usually cry during birth, so he let the tears flow. 'I lost Jiji again. Why? Why does this always happen to me? Is it because I am a shinobi? Is that it?' he thought.


Far away, Fate frowned. That was not supposed to happen. The boy, Naruto. He was not supposed to even look that way. He was supposed to be asleep. What was going on?


Even farther away(in another timeline) Kami cackled. "You'll never find out Fate. NEVER! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"


Five years Later...

Minato yawned and looked at the date.

October 10th.

He smiled. It was his children's birthday! He pushed the thought away about the death of the Third Hokage. He had moved on long ago. As he walked down the stairs he saw his precious children and wife. Menma, the most talented of the three. Naruko, the smartest of the three. Nasumi, the kindest of the three. And Kushina, the mother of them all. A different part of his mind tried to push through, send a though throughout his skull. 'Where is Naruto?' he thought. That was when he noticed the boy bound down the steps. "Hi Tou-Chan! Kaa-Chan!" Naruto was by far his child that learned to walk and talk the fastest. While his children too the average amount of time(Naruko was a little faster) Naruto was already holding long conversations with a huge vocabulary and running around at a pretty fast speed for somebody with his body. Still, Minato did not pay attention to him that much because of the prophecy he Jiraiya had told him.


Flashback

"Minato, It is an emergency." he had said. "What is it?" Minato said in his hokage voice. "I got a prophecy. It says:

Being from another world

Another Time

Born by a man

not meant to live

Foxes' tails sway

against the

man from another time

Another survives

Power to great for the gods

defeated by

the one in shadows."

"What does that mean?" Minato asked. "I think one of your children is the one who faces the 'man from another time' as it says 'Foxes' tails sway'." he had said. Minato frowned. "Are you sure?" Jiraiya looked down at the floor. "Yes."


Minato looked at his children. Menma seemed likely the most likely one; evn though they had started training only a year ago he was the one who learnt the jutsus the quickest, the one who could do more than double the taijutsu katas than the others. "Tou-chan, when can I start training?" Naruto asked. Minato looked at Naruto. "Later. Once your siblings get better at handling the Kyubi's chakra. "Okay!" Naruto said. "Well gang! Happy birthday! The party is soon!" His four children said "YAY!" Minato noticed Naruto said it without as much enthusiasm.


At the party...

As the kids ripped open their presents, nobody noticed how Naruto's gifts were not even half the size or quality if he even got one. As they came to Mianto's gift, it was truly a surprise. "OK! For this we will have a mini tournament with the kids here, to see their skills! The kids competing are Menma, Nasumi, Naruko, Naruto, Hinata, Sasuke, Shikamaru, Chouji, Ino, Shino, and Kiba! Are you ready! Good! First Match-Sasuke Vs. Kiba! Please, go to the arena!" The kids went to the arena and stood outside it(excpet Sasuke and Kiba). "Ready, FIGHT!" Minato yelled. And the two fighters charged.