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I arose from my slumber, allready nowing it was going to be the best day evr. I noticed Gary at the foot of my bed. "GAHAHAHA GAHAHA GAAHAHHAHA, oh THAT'S wat all that slyme was!" Gray purred and slinked up my yellow square body. "GARY, your getting slyme all over me!" I quickly realised that it was okay though because my spongy body just reabsorbs Gary's juices. Come to think of it, I probbly have lots of slimy and wet stuff stord in my body. One time Patrick vilently spit at me and it went thru one hole and we never saw the sacred juice again. I glansed at my foghorn alarm clock, creativly named "Alarmy," and "FLIPPING FLOTSAM, I'M GOING TO BE LATE." I skrrted out of my room, slung Snail-Po™ into Gray's bowel, didn't put on my striped sweater because ik ik all the time issss the best time but also krust craeb work time isn't rlly the best time so… I put on my soot and loopdy-loopd-and pulled my shoes together and then I left.
AN: hi guyz! I hope u Njoyed the first chaptr,, sry its short and late but my teachrs are such preps and gave me so mcuh homework! :(( anywar, new chaptas comin soob
