"Time Squared" The Leauge of Extraordinary Gentlemen are blasted back into the 17th century, and team up with the Caribbean gang to try to beat Barbossa and the Fantom. Then everyone is taken back to Middle-Earth. Insanity insues.

Disclamer: Unfortunatly, I don't own anybody. Oh, what I would give to own Tom Sawyer... Oh well, on with the show...

Chapter 1: M's Device

Tom Sawyer dodged the floating knife, shoving his invisible opponet backwards. The invisible man slashed agian, catching Sawyer across his arm. The young American cursed graphicly, swinging his newly-recovered rifle at the other man. The gun connected solidly with the man's head. He dropped to the ground, stunned. Sawyer spun and ran towards the study where Quartermain had gone. He had complete confidance in the old hunter, but he was after revenge himself.

Suddenly, something rammed into him from behind. Sawyer started to stand up, finding that the invisible man was back, holding a knife to his throat. They proceded into the study, where Quatermain and the Fantom, otherwise known as M, were locked in battle.
"You have other things to worry about," M was saying,"Like your young American friend. Perhaps you should have trained him better. Like your son." The hunter started to turn around when Sawyer felt the knife jerk, producing a shallow cut at the base of his throat. Then the invisible man dropped away. Nemo, the turbaned captian of their ship, the Nautilius, stood behind the young man. Next to him skinny scientist Henry Jeykell was breathless. He'd obviously just gotten out of a transformation into Edward Hyde, his monsterous alter-ego. Mina Harker, the resident vampire entered, looking somewhat shaken, but still dangerous. Then a mostly-invisible man, one Rodney Skinner, hobbled into the room looking very ticked off. He had retreived his grease-paint, but the long leather coat was too far gone to rescue.
"I'm never doing that agian!" Skinner said, poking at his painfull burns. Suddenly, M ran towards the other side of the room, laughing.
"I'm glad you all could join me. I want to show you my latest invention. I believe you'll find it fasinating," M sneered. He pulled out a small mechanical device, pushing a button. The room exploded in a flash of light.

Well, sorry about the shortness, but this really seemed like a good stopping point. Should I keep going with this? Please R&R. Enjoy! (crossing my fingers) Later collected intelligent beings of the literary universe...