As a thank you to all my loyal friends and pranksters on OPERATION: Prank Skulman, allow me to introduce 'Rules to hanging out with the SP Crew!' Enjoy! (Let's hope that FF doesn't delete this one...)
1. Never suggest that Valkyrie is pregnant.
(Seriously, don't! I nearly got killed by Skul for that!)
(Not that I'm afraid, cos I've got GIRL POWER!)
2. Destruction of Skulduggery's property is banned.
(Unsurprisingly, Skulduggery got pissed when we destroyed his hat room, called in for backup from Ghastly, and the girls and I had to think of ways to escape upon encountering Cleavers.)
3. Water gun fights are banned too.
(Basically, Sam, Adrianna/Kate and me decided to get water guns, had a hell of a time shooting random mages and each other in the Sanctuary.)
(Valkyrie and Tanith joined in too!)
(Too bad the Cleavers ruined all the fun by kicking us out after they found our hiding spot…)
(Blame Tanith for giggling and giving us away!)
(I got in a lucky shot at Madame Mist.)
(*cue evil laughter*)
4. Never introduce Skulduggery to 'I'm Awesome' by Spose.
(I made the mistake of letting him listen to it, and he now regards it as his personal soundtrack!)
(Once is ok, but over and over for many days? Insane, I tell you, INSANE.)
5. Don't play 'Truth or dare' with them.
(I dared Skulduggery to tap dance and sing.)
(Now I can never get that horrifying image out of my eyes.)
(THEY BURN!)
6. Kidnapping Fletcher and asking for a ransom of a year's supply of donuts is useless.
(The girls and I called Valkyrie first seeing as to how they exes and all.)
(She flat out rejected us, saying that she was not going to bother releasing a hair obsessed idiot.)
(Next was Skulduggery, who said almost the same thing.)
(In the end we gave up and let Fletcher go, BUT not BEFORE we stole some of his things to sell on eBay to his fans.)
7. Rigging Skulduggery's music speakers to play awful music is banned.
(Basically, Sam, Rhyanna and I rigged the speakers to play the most awful music of all time.)
(We had a helluva time watching Skul go to lengths to search and destroy the speakers we rigged.)
8. Releasing a hellhound in the Sanctuary is suicide.
(Basically, an OC of mine owned one, and loaned it to me after much pleading on my part.)
(Bane, the hellhound, was told to search for Skul after we collected his clothing for Bane and gave it to Bane to sniff.)
(Then Adrianna/Kate released Bane in the Sanctuary and nearly got caught when a certain someone directed Bane to us.)
(THIS IS WAR, SKULDUGGERY!)
9. Serenading the Elders will only give you a headache.
(The girls and I got some love music, a set of speakers, and a ladder.)
(Then we got under the window the Elders' room was at, and started singing.)
(We sang for four hours straight and nearly succeeded till Erskine decided to chase us off by throwing a chair at us.)
(My bruises still hurt…)
10. Placing whip cream on Valkyrie's hand while she's asleep will earn you her wrath.
(Basically, Sam placed whip cream on Valkyrie's hand while she was asleep.)
(Kate tickled Valkyrie's face with a feather duster.)
(Then Valkyrie swiped her hand across her own face to get rid of Kate.)
(That hand had whip cream on it.)
(So Valkyrie woke up to whip cream and two cackling girls.)
(They had to run for their lives though, when Valkyrie threatened to kill them.)
And that's all for now! If you have any more suggestions, please review!
