I DON'T OWN ANYTHING! YOU CAN'T SUE ME! MWAHAHAAHAHA!
*Clark runs through the hallway of Smallville high at superfast superspeed*
Viewers: Hmmm. He must be wearing Nikes.
Clark: Wheeee!!! Running, Running, Running. I should be in track! Grrr! No, no, no! Even with my superpowers I somehow can't make it to school on time and now my locker is jammed! *Clark kicks locker, creating a giant dent*
Random Teacher shows up
Teacher: You could have just used the combination.
Lana: Hey Clark. Whitney is dead and you still haven't asked me out even though I obviously like you. Now I must have a crush on the obvious villain so that you will become jealous.
Lana FLIRTS non-stop with an OBVIOUS villain.
Clark: Stop it. He really is evil.
Lana: To provide a plotline I will ignore you and just accuse you of being jealous.
Chloe: I am still obsessed with yet I have a strong fear of rejection since you keep licking Lana's shoes. I will research on the internet and find out some strange impossible power that he possesses that will be linked to kryptonite exposure.
Writers: YES! He will be able to... Set things on fire! It's a brilliant idea!
Viewers: Ummm, It's called MATCHES? Hello?
Writers: .......................
Pete: Hello. I am your best friend but I don't really do anything.
Clark: *Looks up from licking Lana's shoes* Did you say something?
Lana: Stop it. These are Prada's.
Clark: Fine. Wait...*looks at watch* aren't you supposed to have been kidnapped by the obvious villain five minutes ago?
Obvious Villain: Sorry. I was getting some soda. *Stares at soda*
Lana: Oh! The sensitivity! I wonder what deep, meaningful thoughts he's thinking right now....
Obvious Villain: Wow. Look at all those bubbles. Lots and lots of bubbles.
Lana: *sighs dreamily*
Obvious Villain: Oh um yea. *sets some random things on fire and knocks out Lana with a two by four*
Reba: Hey ya'll!
Obvious Villain: Tries to set Reba on fire
Rory and Milo: *making out in hallway*
Clark: What are you doing here on our set?
Rory: I think we share the same hallway set but anyways...
Chloe: HEY CLARK! I FOUND SOME STUFF! HE'S FROM THE FUTURE AND HE CAN SET THINGS ON FIRE!
Random flaming objects: Yeah. We noticed.
Clark: Oh no where's Lana? Did you just say something Chloe?
Chloe: Whatever. Get yourself flamed like a bad fanfic. See if I care.
Clark: I must save her!
Whoooo! Wheeeeeeeeeee! Goes through corn field at super fast superspeed. Oops. Passed her. *goes back*
Clark: Hey! Hands off her!
Obvious Villain: Okay. I'm not really sure why I'm doing this anyway.
Clark: ......
Clark: Um... This wasn't in the script. Oh well.
*Clark punches the guy and sends him flying fifty feet. Ouch*
Lana: Oh! I'll always trust you from now on! *hugs!*
Audience: Riiiggggghht....Dump her Clark.
Clark: *hugs*
Audience: *smacks themselves in the forehead*
*School Dance*
Audience: Exactly how many dances does this place have?
Clark: *Looks at Lana regretfully* she'll never go out with me. Sigh.
Chloe: *Looks at Clark regretfully* why do I even bother?
Lana: *Looks at Clark regretfully* why the heck won't you ask me out?
Pete: *Looks at CD regretfully* maybe I should've gone with a green cover...
Lex: *Looks in mirror regretfully* You'd think that with all my money I could afford a wig.
COMERCIAL
SCENES FROM OUR NEXT SHOW... AND NOW... ITS FAMILY AFFAIR!
Audience: *Screams*
THE END
Okay! I love smallville and I have nothing against it okay? Please don't hurt me! *cowers* Okay anywho If you're reading this you probably read my story so please tell me what you think and review!
*Clark runs through the hallway of Smallville high at superfast superspeed*
Viewers: Hmmm. He must be wearing Nikes.
Clark: Wheeee!!! Running, Running, Running. I should be in track! Grrr! No, no, no! Even with my superpowers I somehow can't make it to school on time and now my locker is jammed! *Clark kicks locker, creating a giant dent*
Random Teacher shows up
Teacher: You could have just used the combination.
Lana: Hey Clark. Whitney is dead and you still haven't asked me out even though I obviously like you. Now I must have a crush on the obvious villain so that you will become jealous.
Lana FLIRTS non-stop with an OBVIOUS villain.
Clark: Stop it. He really is evil.
Lana: To provide a plotline I will ignore you and just accuse you of being jealous.
Chloe: I am still obsessed with yet I have a strong fear of rejection since you keep licking Lana's shoes. I will research on the internet and find out some strange impossible power that he possesses that will be linked to kryptonite exposure.
Writers: YES! He will be able to... Set things on fire! It's a brilliant idea!
Viewers: Ummm, It's called MATCHES? Hello?
Writers: .......................
Pete: Hello. I am your best friend but I don't really do anything.
Clark: *Looks up from licking Lana's shoes* Did you say something?
Lana: Stop it. These are Prada's.
Clark: Fine. Wait...*looks at watch* aren't you supposed to have been kidnapped by the obvious villain five minutes ago?
Obvious Villain: Sorry. I was getting some soda. *Stares at soda*
Lana: Oh! The sensitivity! I wonder what deep, meaningful thoughts he's thinking right now....
Obvious Villain: Wow. Look at all those bubbles. Lots and lots of bubbles.
Lana: *sighs dreamily*
Obvious Villain: Oh um yea. *sets some random things on fire and knocks out Lana with a two by four*
Reba: Hey ya'll!
Obvious Villain: Tries to set Reba on fire
Rory and Milo: *making out in hallway*
Clark: What are you doing here on our set?
Rory: I think we share the same hallway set but anyways...
Chloe: HEY CLARK! I FOUND SOME STUFF! HE'S FROM THE FUTURE AND HE CAN SET THINGS ON FIRE!
Random flaming objects: Yeah. We noticed.
Clark: Oh no where's Lana? Did you just say something Chloe?
Chloe: Whatever. Get yourself flamed like a bad fanfic. See if I care.
Clark: I must save her!
Whoooo! Wheeeeeeeeeee! Goes through corn field at super fast superspeed. Oops. Passed her. *goes back*
Clark: Hey! Hands off her!
Obvious Villain: Okay. I'm not really sure why I'm doing this anyway.
Clark: ......
Clark: Um... This wasn't in the script. Oh well.
*Clark punches the guy and sends him flying fifty feet. Ouch*
Lana: Oh! I'll always trust you from now on! *hugs!*
Audience: Riiiggggghht....Dump her Clark.
Clark: *hugs*
Audience: *smacks themselves in the forehead*
*School Dance*
Audience: Exactly how many dances does this place have?
Clark: *Looks at Lana regretfully* she'll never go out with me. Sigh.
Chloe: *Looks at Clark regretfully* why do I even bother?
Lana: *Looks at Clark regretfully* why the heck won't you ask me out?
Pete: *Looks at CD regretfully* maybe I should've gone with a green cover...
Lex: *Looks in mirror regretfully* You'd think that with all my money I could afford a wig.
COMERCIAL
SCENES FROM OUR NEXT SHOW... AND NOW... ITS FAMILY AFFAIR!
Audience: *Screams*
THE END
Okay! I love smallville and I have nothing against it okay? Please don't hurt me! *cowers* Okay anywho If you're reading this you probably read my story so please tell me what you think and review!
