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Sith Lords Anonymous

Chapter I: Admitting you have a problem

"Hello everyone I'm Bob and I will be your therapist for the next week." Said an obviously gay man. "We're going to have fun!" The man received glares of death from the hooded figures in the room. "Okay have a seat in your chairs." Bob said pointing toward the chairs which were in the formation of a horseshoe with a podium in the front.

The hooded figures took their seats muttering profanities toward the therapist. "Alrighty then, you there," Bob said pointing toward a cloaked person. "Come to the front and tell us how long you have noticed this problem.

"I don't have a problem you stupid bastard now let me out of this room or I'll kill you."

"Ahh…denial is the first stage, please come up to the front of the podium or I'll take away your snack."

"What the hell is wrong with you?" The hooded Sith Lord said glaring at Bob. "What do I care if I don't get a snack for misbehaving?"

"We're having those little donut holes with the sprinkles…"

"Ooohhh I love those….I mean…so what. Fine I'll come to the front of the class but not for doughnut holes…it's because I feel like it." The other Sith Lords in the room laughed a little but quickly shut their mouths.

"My name is Darth Sidious and I have been a Sith Lord for seventy-five years."

"And…" Bob said demandingly.

"And what?" Sidious said glaring at the therapist.

"Why is being a Sith Lord a problem for you?"

"It isn't a problem I'm fine being a Sith Lord you dumb…." He trailed off remembering the doughnut holes.

"I see we have some serious anger issues here." Bob said clasping his hand together. "I want you to try this exercise to get rid of your negativity. Okay I want you to focus all of that negative energy into an imaginary little ball."

"What I don't…."

"Do it."

"Fine." Sidious said annoyed.

"Okay is it in a ball…good…now release the ball."

"You want me to release my anger?"

"Yes it will make you feel better." Bob said smiling.

"Gladly." Sidious said. He quickly pulled his lightsaber from his belt and slashed Bob's head off. "You're right I feel much better." The other Sith Lods got up to see what had just happened.

"I think we need a new therapist." one of the Sith Lords said quietly.

A/N: Well this chapter isn't very good…oh well. Next chap up soon. R&R.