I have the list on my profile of Friend vs Best friend

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FRIEND: Will help you move

BEST FRIEND: Will help you move the bodies

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandmother, by Grandma.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandmother, GRAMIE!

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will be embarrassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days.

BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you.

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house.

BEST FRIENDS: Are getting fined by the police with you.

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline.

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you.

FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover.

BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders.

FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff.

BEST FRIENDS: Just shout "GIMME IT" while snatching it out of your hands.

FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two-in-the-freaking-morning!

FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.

FRIENDS: Will fight off the monster attacking you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will try to trip you as you both run screaming from it.

FRIENDS: Will buy you lunch.

BEST FRIENDS: Will eat yours.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."

FRIENDS: Will help you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap him and bring him to you.

FRIENDS: Will help you learn to drive.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will watch your pets when you go away.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't let you go away.

FRIENDS: Will help you up when you fall down.

BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because they tripped you.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with you.

FRIENDS:Will think you're weird for having a crush on Robin.

BEST FRIENDS: Will be fighting with you over him.