LEMONz

so I desided 2 rite a book of...LEMONZ about harry ptoer! il ove redin lemons der so ssxii! VON VOYAGE!

CHAPTER 1: ZEYPHYRA x SNAPE

Soo one day zpehrya was walkin outside da casle den...SNAPE!

"hey beby" he sed.

"o-o" sed zpoyera.

"u wanna sez?"

"YAH"

dey tork off al there clothins then snake takes his thnigy and puts it inside zephyra and his thingy is just like snake and scaley n shit. den...UH UH UH UH! dey make sum uh uh soundz den zephyra doez da "no no danse" den snape does U NO WAT. den sanp sez sexi stuff in his allen rickmen voice. "zefrya ur so sexi n haute n sexy n bootyful" he sez in his voise dat sounds justl ike alvin rickmen.

"AH AH!" aex zpehyra.

den.

FIN