Summary: Because sometimes adults see things that aren't there

For RiddleSnape.

Warnings: Slash, Implied Sexual Content, Implied Slash, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Non-Beta-Read, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Crack Fic

Relationships: Implied Conan/Kaito Kid


Misunderstanding

Conan watched as Kaito Kid while disguised as Ran put on round sunglasses and before he could react the thief rose his hand in the air and threw a flash bomb to the floor, letting it explode.

"Another flash bomb!" he hissed hiding the light from his eyes with his hand, as he did so he accidentally slipped and felt backwards. By the time the bomb stopped, Kaito Kid was gone. "Crap." Conan took a hand to his butt massaging it, while standing. He was going to get him… Conan stopped and looked back remembering Ran's clothes. Right… Ran was naked… he returned back while whimpering, damn he'd hit on his butt harder than the thought… "Damn him! He'll regret this!"

-M-

"Defending the Black Star all by himself, an Extraordinary Elementary School Student!" Conan grumbled, massaging his butt as Sonoko read the newspaper. "You're a big hero, Conan-kun."

"Nah, it was just a coincidence, that's all." He argued. "I'm still so sore that I can't walk properly."

Conan frowned puzzled as both ran and Sonoko stopped, going pale as they looked at him. Then they looked at one another terrified.

"Conan-kun, how did you get that sore?"

"Wha… it was Kid's fault."

The two girls face grew even more terrified. Ran approached at once and kneeled before him.

"Conan-kun! Did… Kid touch you… down there?" she asked while ashamedly she moved her hands to his sore bottom.

Conan's eyes grew. Wha…

"No, no… I slipped, I slipped."

"Ran, let's take him to the hospital." Sonoko hissed.

Ran nodded, her eyes suddenly furious.

"When I'll find that thief again… Conan's just a kid!" she hissed, picking him up and the two girls ran away.

Hey, hey… he didn't touch me.

-M-

"Aaatchum." Kaito sneezed.

He glanced to the teen girls running away, while carrying the brat who had almost caught him.

Hey … I didn't touch a finger on the boy!

The End!


A/N: one shot that I just had to write after I caught Ran's father whining about such a sore butt that he couldn't run properly on episode 61

this scene happen during the ending of episode 76