Juan dey lil w33zi wuz xiting next 3 drek n hee sed 3 drek, "Nigga, since am purty dup n deesus isnt den shuldnt I be an gud." Den drek repled "nah nigga I dunt fek witchu nigga yah nah meen nigga? Shi man cours ye dew, hwat am e seyin lel" den lil weezy gawt all ep shet up in the crib n hiz chel lvl wuz at leest 69 cuz hee wuz hitin the phatest blent evr. Lik wix khameeleon woold be sprised bi it lel. Den drek sed 2 weezi "chil bre ur lvl's r off the churts nigga, lik nigga pass the blent n smoke dat nigga if yah nah meen nigga. Nigga" den weezi gut med. Den he sed 2 drek "rape batle mi fag lel" den drek didn't want 2 look like an pus in frunt of niki sew he tewk up the chelenge. Den drek sung "nigga six runnin six nigga six, I see dem niggazz from the six. Niggaz cun be me but tey cent be me cuz am drek, daint drek nigga, de3m niggaz are niggaz cauz I sed so cause dem niggaz pay me in nigga bucks to nig it nigga." Evry1 cleped 5 lil durzie. He gained sum rep frum dat. Den lil wayne sed 3 druzie "niga dat suked. Lel" den evry1 ghaspedteded. Den lil w34xzy sung "we3d pussy, smke dat blent off uv the pus fag. Drek u gew 3 jjunny depz house n suk him up ur weenie after u hit the blunt. Man nigga pas the bluhnt n the pus. I smuk teh blint in a cuhmel vageeta. U r en feg cuz ur nawt an millionaire all u rep abut r knowing ur self n 6's ye feg lel" lil druxy culdnt tak it anymur. Den he sploded into 2394ui3209u509235 pieces den he was dead. Lil waine sed "sweet sum cowcayn" den he took druxi's ashes n snorted dem off uv nikys arm pit. Den he accidently snurted dreks rap esence n he gained godly rap skills. Den the ghast uv 2pack kame out cuz lil weedzie wuz an gud now. 298pac said to weedzie "I wuz an gud once, lil weexie, but nao u r the gud uv rep. plx dunt kill." Den lil weexie sucked up 2pakz gost up like an hewg blunt, nigga. Den he hed secs wit lil jun. den lil wayne went to bed den he hed an dreem were the gast uv 3948pac came up den sed 3 lil wayn "nigga u gawt 2 go tew daniyl kragz howse den vaccum suk him up ur weeny whole like the vaccum frum luigiz munchin. Maek sur u make weird ape sundz when u dew it niga or u wunt be an god." Den lil weedxzy sed 3 2938pac "nigga, yaint got nah chill nigga. But ill smak tat bluhnt n ill dew it for an milly." 3948pac sed 2 lil weezy "k nigga, ill gat chu nigga, like fo reel niga." Den weexy woke up den sed "I need to suk daniyl kragz hus" he did. Den he sukd him up his weenie just like the vakyuhm frum luigiz munchin. Den jeesus cam down n sed too weedzy "u cant dew dat cuz daniyl kreg iz liget me niga." Den weezy sed "shiii niga les rep bettle niggagag" den deesus said "k den fag lel" den weedzy dropped the dopest fr33 stiyle dat the wurld haz evr s33n. den he sung "yah weed, money, pusy, smoke the blunt off the pusy to get dat milly. Shiiiii nigga dat milly is hawt, just like tee fire of a tousand souls. Niggaz want to be me, but you cant be me cuz am weedxy, u jeesus am me friend, im ur friend, I dunt wunt 2 hurt u." den deezus sed "nigga" den zapd lil weedzie den he died den deezus win cause lil weezy is gay and he hus nu frienz. Lel the end feg.
