A/N:
//Flashback//
'Thoughts'
Obligatory Disclaimer that nobody reads: I do not own "Fruits Basket" or "Princess Princess" they belong to (Insert name of Fruit's Basket owner here) and Mikiyo Tsuda
//Yuki rubbed his eyes blearily, trudging softly into the kitchen where Honda-san was busily making breakfast. Kyo was already there, sitting at the table talking-no arguing with Shigure. But to Yuki, all of this was insignificant because he was having trouble getting the sleep from his eyes.
Honda-san looked up from her cooking, and saw Yuki standing in the doorframe looking on tiredly, as if he had a long night, even though she knew he had gone to bed early last night.
"Yuki are you okay?" She asked him in a concerned tone.
Yuki's response was to lean on Kyo's shoulder tiredly causing the said cat to cry out in protest.
"Get OFF me you damn rat!" Kyo exclaimed loudly.
In the background Shigure was kneeling at the table sipping a cup of tea, "This looks vaguely familiar." He said to no one in particular.
Kyo had a particularly annoyed look on his face as he looked at Shigure who was calmly sipping his tea.
"Who are you even TALKING to? There's no one there." Kyo yelled at the annoyingly smug writer.
Shigure calmly sipped at his tea acting as if this were a normal occurrence, even though for the Sohma household it actually was.
"By the way Yuki-"Shigure began…
"Hello everyone." The rest of Shigure's sentence was drowned out by the sound of the door sliding opened, as a familiar cold voice spoke up.
Yuki, Kyo and Honda-san spun around to see Akito standing at the doorway looking very much amused at their reaction.
"Akito…" Yuki spat the word out as if it were a nasty virus that needed to be removed as quickly as possible.//
Yuki shook himself out of his stupor as the bus he was sitting on rounded the next corner.
'Every corner that oafish bus driver stumbles around brings me one step closer to my new life.' Yuki thought gloomily.
Ever since that day there had been nothing but depression for everyone, his housemates, his schoolmates and especially himself, for Akito had come personally to tell him that he was gong to change schools. A rich and snobbish school if you asked him, but nobody did ask him. Akito had threatened to wipe Honda-san's mind if he didn't comply with his orders (not that Honda-san herself had known that), and so Yuki was left with little choice leave change schools or Honda-san forgets everything she ever knew. That little fact did little to help Yuki's feelings, nor did the fact that the school he was transferring to was a boarding school for boys.
"I hate my life." Yuki muttered under his breath.
The bus then suddenly turned one more corner then ground to a halt in front of what looked to be a large and impressive school, Yuki hated it already wishing with his entire mind to go back to Shigure's house on the other side of town.
Still… resigned to his fate Yuki walked off of the bus and began walking through the gate, which led to a long pathway lined with trees. Needing to distract himself from his gloomy new life he began to think about the first thing that came to mind. And that thing was Honda-san. Ever since she had found out about his secret garden he knew that he liked her. Unfortunately for Yuki he also began to realise that the girl in question was falling for the wrong person, namely that stupid cat Kyo. He wasn't sure what he'd do, especially that now he was separated from her, for Kyo would now have more time to fall in love with Honda-san and realise his feelings ('Because he's so clueless' He added mentally).
Yuki was contemplating his little dilemma when a pink haired girl in a pink dress came bursting out through the trees and came crashing into Yuki.
'I thought the Sohma's had the craziest hair in town, but obviously I was wrong.' He thought as he staggered blessing all known gods (save for Akito who was more of a cursed person) for his proficiency in martial arts.
The girl wasn't so lucky, and she fell forwards, right into Yuki's (who had been using his arms for balance) outstretched arms. Yuki pushed her away (ignoring the very male sounding voice that protested "YATTA!"), and closed his eyes waiting for the tell-tale poof that accompanied his interaction with the opposite gender.
The girl on the ground (who felt even more uncomfortable than usual in the "frilly frilly" dress because he was spread eagled on the ground) stared at the strange new boy who's eyes were jammed shut as if he was awaiting his death. She would have thought that the boy was strange, but then she remembered who she had to live with and settled for scrambling to her feet.
Yuki opened one eye when the transformation didn't come only to see the girl looking up at him strangely. He reckoned that the girl probably thought him rude and somewhat weird.
"GET BACK HERE YUKATA MIKOTO!!!" A loud male voice yelled.
Yuki (who was feeling thoroughly confused because he thought that this was a boy's school) looked to the sound and saw two girls burst through the bushes, one with long yellow hair in pig tails and another with long blue hair cascading down her back. Yuki became suspicious as that voice did not match the sight. He then remembered what he had ignored earlier, the pink haired girl had cried out in a male voice.
However before Yuki could look vaguely disturbed and speak up he saw the pink haired girl-revealed-boy Mikoto, being dragged away by the two guys in drag.
'What irony.' Yuki thought as he watched the three disappear through the trees.
Shaking his head he tried to rid himself of the strange experience and continued to walk down the pathway as he saw the school in sight. He morosely thought that if the pathway was any longer he would have to start worrying about his asthma.
10 minutes later, he was being shown to his new classroom by the principal. Yuki didn't like this principal because he was giving him strange looks. Yuki personally thought that he was gay, or at least bisexual.
"You were popular at your old school weren't you?" The principal asked him slyly. Yuki looked at him, thinking of his last day at school…
//Yuki walked down the halls of Kaibara his final time, trying to ignore all of the bewildered and overtly sad faces that looked at him from every angle. His friends and family were not to be excluded from this crowd however for they seemed to look even sadder than everybody else (for good reason). So everywhere he looked there were sad faces, it was driving him crazy, and made him feel like someone had died.
When he entered the classroom however he came across an entirely different situation. Every girl in the classroom (Save Uo and Hana) was crowded around a single desk that he knew to be the desk of one of his many fan girls. (It wasn't that hard to figure out, for ¾ of the schools female population were in his fan-club).
As he entered the girls looked up from the desk and pushed a think stack of papers into his face squealing about something Yuki didn't bother to listen to. In big bold letters across the top of the first page were the words "The petition to stop the departure of Sohma Yuki"… It was a legalised petition to make Yuki stay.
Needless to say, Yuki merely stared at the teacher.
'None of his business.' Yuki thought stubbornly.
"Ahem" The principal cleared his throat and knocked on the door labelled 1B, and walking in.
In the background, Yuki heard the teachers performing their mandatory "transfer student" speech, in the foreground all he could hear was a loud buzzing sound, for the moment Yuki walked through the door the entire class was staring at him much like his fan-club would, needless to say in creeped Yuki out thoroughly.
'Is the whole bloody school gay?!' He thought illicitly.
He came to attention when he heard the teacher trying to get his attention. He couldn't believe it, he had zoned out just like Honda-san.
"Sohma-kun, you can sit next to Yukata-kun." His new teacher said.
As Yuki walked to his seat he came to the conclusion that he did not like his new teacher, he looked like a rat (Not that rats were a bad thing, but the pinched face look really doesn't look good on a human) and he smelt funny. Then he saw who he would be sitting next to; a pink haired boy with a slightly scared expression and a very familiar face.
Under his breath Yuki growled "You…" Yukata Mikoto flinched some more.
As it turns out, it was Yukata Mikoto who would show him around the school. And it was Yukata Mikoto who was about to be interrogated by the infamous Sohma Yuki whilst they were walking to the cafeteria.
Yuki put on his best "fear-me-for-I-am-a-cold-and-calculating-rat" expression and looked down at the cowering Mikoto.
"Please don't hurt me." Yukata squeaked. If it was any other person they would have felt sorry for him and let him off of the hook… but Sohma Yuki wasn't any other person.
"Why were you dressed up in women's clothing, and running away from a fellow pair of rather convincing Drag Queens?" He asked menacingly.
Mikoto couldn't help but let out a snort at the thought of his two friends being referred to as drag queens… before he realised that he was being included in that group.
"I didn't have a choice! They made me… Its not my fault!!!" Mikoto yelled dramatically. This caused Yuki to sprout a rather large sweat drop.
Unfortunately for Mikoto however, they had just arrived at the cafeteria, where a pair of equally familiar boys was standing. They had heard this and had begun to walk their way, unnoticed by Mikoto and Yuki.
'This place is insane.' Yuki thought, behind him a background of dark swirling colours had manifested.
"Hello Mikoto-kun." Drawled a yellow haired boy with long hair with a rather evil look on his face that reminded Yuki uncomfortably of a hybrid between Akito and Shigure… Honestly if Akito and Shigure somehow had a child it would have had an evil expression to match.
If it were possible this scared the poor neurotic Yukata Mikoto even more. He began backing away, in the direction of an amused and confused Yuki.
"Erm… Hello Tooru, Yuujirou. This is Sohma Yuki, a transfer student." Mikoto replied somewhat uneasily. Yuki translated this as "Please don't hurt me in front of the new kid."
'Yukata is neurotic.' Yuki thought. He was also wondering if Mikoto hung around with these two often, because it would be very confusing if he began thinking about Honda-san.
Instantly Tooru and Yuujirou's faces shifted into charming and handsome faces in front of a pastel bubble background. Yuki was reminded of Momiji… he didn't like it, then again he didn't like many things, but alas he had a reputation to uphold.
"Pleased to meet you, I'm Sohma Yuki."
Authors Notes:
Okay, here's my first (posted) fan fiction. I've wanted to post a fanfic on this site for a while now, and decided to try something that hasn't been done before!!! Yay for Originality!!! If you have any complaints or requests please don't hesitate to review!!! By the way for all of you Yaoi shippers out there, the only Yaoi pairing in this is going to be between Tooru and Yuujirou (And perhaps Shigure and Akito if you haven't read the Manga… if I decide to put that pairing in.
Anyway for those people who don't know what the hell I'm talking about when I say "Princess Princess" (Probably everyone), it's an anime that pretty much has a similar plot to this one (without all of the Fruits Basket stuff of course and set a little further back in time). Its pretty funny and I recommend that you watch it.
Anyway Ta ta for now,
Atariwizard
