Roast Beef
A CinderxPort fanfic
In a world named Remnant,
In a City named Vale
On a Tuesday.
There was a Woman,
Named Cinder.
Now, Cinder was a frightening woman, this was common knowledge with all that knew her.
However what they DIDN'T know would ruin her Reputation forever if it ever became public knowledge…
She liked her Men Extra Large….
And not in the Extra-large way you are thinking of….well that too…
No…Large as in…well…large…
So when she laid eyes on one Peter Port, it took all of her self-restraint to stop herself from running over to him, burning off his clothes and taking him right then and there.
Which, as they were in the middle of a battle with the Grimm that invaded Vale (she really needed to punish Roman when she saw him) it wasn't exactly the ideal place…
But she was a patient woman…
That night, back at Beacon, as the students and teachers headed to bed, she made her plans…
"Step 1: Locate Port" locating him was easy enough, and as luck would have it, he had his own quarters by himself.
"Step 2: make sure there aren't any interruptions" it was surprising how many uses for dust there was… creating barricades was easy enough.
"Step 3: remember the chocolate sauce" you never know when it might come in handy.
"Crap"….the chocolate sauce was back at the dorm…
"Ah well, there's always next time" Cinder thought to herself, as she waited outside the door
She could hear Port on the other side, it was likely that he was getting changed and ready for bed…
Steeling her nerve, she struck…
Next Day
"what's gotten into you?" asked Emerald
Her leader had a massive grin on her face, and it was starting to freak her team out
"Oh nothing" replied Cinder "oh, and can you be a dear and buy us some more chocolate sauce? It appears we ran out"
Emerald said nothing…..although she was thinking that Cinder was acting rather odd for a woman with an obvious limp…..where did that come from anyway?
Well…my second fanfic and it's a Roast Beef crackfic… probably the first of its kind…
But it had to be done….Dedicated to LiveandSound and Sam445
