A/N: My latest songfic, guranteed to make you want to hunt me down and hurt me. What? I'm feeling a bit mean, cause I've got a darned history projecth! Waaaaah! Oh, well. Maybe writing this will cheer me up. :) Enjoy! 'Star' means the seperation of each verse. And 'Teasers 'N' Choc' is being worked on, it's just that now I'm back at school with homework and other fics that the process has slowed down *Everyone syas "Thank heaven!"*

Oh, wait, I haven't told you what to sing to! The Jackson's 'I Want You Back' is on hand for this one. Or you can sing it to Cleopatra's version - I don't really mind! Oh, and by the way, it's about Penny's driving! *Evil cackle*

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I Wanna Drive!

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When I had FAB 1 to myself

I caused chaos all around

Driving beats walking on the street

And getting lost in the crowd

Turning the bend, losing my lunch

One glance is all it took

Then it's much too late for me

To take a second look!

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Oh, Parker, give me one more chance

(Show you I can drive)

Won't you please let me

(Back in the car)

Oh, Parker, I am blind when on the road

(On the road, Parker)

But now since I see you at the wheel

I wanna drive!

Get out of there now!

I wanna drive!

Oo, baby!

I wanna drive

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

I wanna drive!

Nananana!

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Trying to live without a car

Means one more sleepless night

Let me show you babe

That I know left from right!

Every road I have gone through

Leaves tyremarks on the ground

Following the drivers

Who don't even want me around

Lemme tell you now

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Oh, Parker, all I need is one more chance

(Show you I can drive)

Won't you please let me

(Back in the car)

Oh, darlin', I am blind when on the road

But now since I see you at the wheel

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Oh-ho

Bububububu

All I want

Bububububu

All I need

Bububububu

All I want

Bububububu

Are those keys!

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Oh, just one more chance

Show you I can drive Parker

(Parker)

Parker

(Parker)

Parker

(Parker!)

FAB 1 ain't second-hand

Let me drive again!

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Oh, Parker, I am blind when on the road

But now since I see you at the wheel

I wanna drive

Spare me all this torture!

I need wheels now

Oh, Parker, I need one more chance

I'll show you that I can drive

Parker!

Ow!

Parker!

Ow!

Parker!

Ow!

I wanna drive!

I wanna drive!

(Fades out)

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OK, it wasn't very good, I admit it. But I'd appreciate your thoughts on the matter.