Funky Kong walked into the spotlight as he was in an empty warehouse that was somehow near his Funky Stadium, wearing his usual clothes he would wear for bike racing. "I would like to apologize to the audience on the grounds that they're about to lose their brain cells. Please advise to-"

Nearby the warehouse was Korrina farting so loudly, it caused the warehouse that Funky was in to collapse on itself, with the flatulent human girl blushing as her eyes widened.

"Sorry!" Korrina apologized, the female Pokemon gym leader unleashing one more bassy fart as she caused the entire area to shake. "I couldn't help myself! It just happened!"

King Bob-omb and Goomboss were then summoned to arrest Korrina from a flattened Funky, with the big bosses handcuffing Korrina. This didn't do much as Korrina erupted another brassy fart that caused her to go blasting off again, the two noseless kings looking at each other.

"We don't get paid enough for this shit," King Bob-omb stated while combing his mustache.

"Oh, I agree. We need more vacation days." Goomboss stated as he tilted himself to somehow adjust his royal crown, with it being a mystery on how he managed to get it onto his head in the first place since he lacks hands and arms.

"My, I didn't think I would be so gassy!" Korrina exclaimed while twirling about in the night sky, continuing to fart as she folded her arms together and thinking. "In fact, I'm gonna pull a funny moment, because holy crap does this remind me of the time I couldn't stop being so farty!"

Cue an unneeded flashback, as it was then shifted to a slightly rainy afternoon as Korrina and Tiny Kong watched Lucario and Pikachu doing battle on the coastal Route 8, with Lucario having the obvious edge over Pikachu due to the electric mouse mascot's typical power reset.

"Go Lucario! Go smash to the extreme!" Korrina exclaimed, her voice being Amy Rose's 4Kids voice actress as she raised her arms in the air.

"You know, I'm just here for the obligatory cameo," Amy Rose the pink girl hedgehog stated as she was sipping some tea while watching this, letting out a wet fart as she casually shrugged it off.

Tiny chuckled as she turned to Korrina, folding her arms together as she squeaked out a high pitched squeaker fart. "Gee, you sure are pumped up and excited!"

"You bet, Tiny girl!" Korrina remarked as she wrapped her right arm around Tiny, pointing at the sky with a wink. "Nothing could stop be from wanting to get strong and active!"

Korrina's stomach growled, with both her and Tiny laughing sheepishly as Lucario and Pikachu stopped in their paths to turn to Korrina.

"Looks like I'm feeling hungry again!" Korrina exclaimed as she clapped her hands together, facing Tiny. "Say, do you happen know any place we can go to eat?"

Tiny thought for a moment as she rubbed her chin with her left hand while brushing back her blonde hair with her right hand. "Hmm... well, we can go find a warp portal that will take us to Seaside Hill. I heard they have a lot of good places there to just chill out and stuff. I think we can take a train-"

"Sounds great! Let's go and-" Korrina then felt something move in her stomach as she let out a brassy fart, her eyes widening as she blushed, feeling more embarrassed. "O-oh my!"

"Oh, that's small talk girl!" Tiny laughed as she took in a deep breath and unleashed a raunchy fart that puffed up the back of her pants, laughing. "See? It's all about how you want your farts to be! I mean, I'm known for my farting!" She then let out a variety of different farts, most of them being bubbly as she spoke while farting, "My name might be tiny, but my body isn't!"

"And that's our cue to leave," Lucario whispered to Pikachu as the two Pokemon decided to leave the gassy girls to stink up the route.

"Oh, I'm way ahead of you on that," Pikachu nodded in agreement as they decided to head into a much better fanfiction.