A/R: Okay, I know I just posted another mini one shot thing a few hours ago, but this is the last thing I will be posting before dance competitions. But fear not, those who give a rats ass to read my stuff, I'll be back posting stuff around May. Anyway, enjoy!
Just Stuff It In
"Alright, now tilt the opening up a bit."
"Here?"
"No, not there! You need to put it up more or it'll never go deep enough!"
"Here?"
"No! More!"
"Make up your mind, Aya! Do you want me to put it in or not?!"
"I don't care! Just spread the legs open and stuff it in!"
"But it's so tight! How do you expect me to put it in when I can't even stretch the opening?"
"Just do it already!"
"But–"
"Akira, hurry!"
"Ugh, fine! You're too noisy."
Akira grunted, and there was a squishing sound followed by a small shriek from Aya. Metal pots crashed as they fell and something wet splashed onto Aya's face.
"Akira, you idiot! You got it in my hair!"
The kitchen door creaked open. Kou walked in, grinning like an idiot and laughing his ass off. "So, what are you two doing in here? I could hear you all the way up the street."
"I'm just helping Aya put stuffing in this stupid turkey. What did you think was going on?"
"Oh, nothing," the Rei snickered. "I thought you two might have been doing something else since Shirogane's moping in the corner."
The two teens stared at him blankly for a moment before it finally sank in.
"Pervert!" Aya shouted, punching Kou square in the jaw. The blow sent him flying back by a few feet.
"…Was it really that bad?"
A/R: I feel like such a spammer... two short things in one day... Well, see you guys in May-ish! (maybe sooner if I have the time)
