Crack!fic
I feel like I should apologise for this in advance. This is what happens when you stay up too late reading crack (It hijacked my brain and wouldn't let me sleep 'till I wrote it.)
"I shall have my revenge," Bakura proclaimed. "Duel me!"
"I'd rather not." Yugi said timidly.
"WHAT?"
"Can we not summon the shadow realm? I'll duel you or something but, please, not the shadow realm."
"The King of Games is afraid of the shadow realm?!" Bakura asked incredulously.
"It's just that… well …. Um" Yugi blushed bright red "Yamicanexplain"
Yami was suddenly in control and blushing just as red.
"What the hell is this about?" Bakura was now curious. What could have made the pharaoh afraid of the shadows?
Yami shuffled his feet, looked at the ground and mumbled something. "What?" Bakura asked.
"Theshadowrealmhadsexwithme."
Everyone's jaw dropped. Yami hurried to explain. "I was curious about this 'porn' that Joey had given Yugi and he explained and we watched some and it was interesting and then I accidentally summoned the shadow realm and then, and then," Yami was now as red as a tomato. "I didn't mean to!"
Bakura looked down at his ring. "The shadow realm can do that?"
"Oops."
The quiet word was unexpected but even more shocking was the person who said it. Everyone looked at Kaiba who quickly wiped the sheepish expression off his face when he noticed the stares.
Face blank, he walked over to Yugi, grabbed the deck of his stunned rival, flicked through the cards and selected one. Shoving the deck back to the Game King he activated a duel disk and the Dark Magician appeared, looking a bit confused as to why he had no opponent. Speaking in a language Kaiba still insisted he didn't know he said, "I think you have to have a talk with Yami." The duel monster cocked an eyebrow in confusion. "The talk. Apparently the pharaoh summoned the shadow realm during a .. private moment." Understanding dawned as the magician looked at the embarrassed pharaoh.
Kaiba shoved the duel disk at his rival and turned to leave when a question stopped him. "How do you know about this?"
A slight blush appeared on his normally cold features. cough "My girlfriend's a dragon" and stalked off.
"Wait," Tristan said, "Isn't your girlfriend three dragons?"
"Kaiba you dog."
"Shut up Mutt!"
Bakura looked at the pharaoh blush as Mahado lectured him. Not quite the revenge he had in mind but it would do for now. After he finished watching the spectacle he would go home and try this sex thing for himself.
Ryou's voice piped up from the back of his mind. "Dibs on Change of Hearts."
