Hey guys! I had this idea while rewatching X-files and Supernatural, it's loosely based off of them. Just putting this out there to see if you guys like, if you do, please do review! Alright Fem!EnglandXAmerica mainly, my first USUK fanfic. So sorry if there is any OOCness. Just correct me, if it seems that way. Thx! and I hope you enjoy it!


"AAALFRED!" I heard her yell, no, no, no! Not like this! Not again! I can't lose her too, I won't…

BANG!

"ALIIIICE!"


"Jones get to the point, what do you want?" My boss smoked. Dude! I've been waiting forever for this, awesome!

"I want to request a partner!" I grinned happily sitting down.

"A partner, huh? What's wrong with Ivan?" He blew smoke into my face, which I happily waved off.

"Dude! Are you serious right now? I questioned, he grinned. See! He knows it too!

"Alright, Jones. I'll see who I can pull." He smiled slightly still and turned in his office chair expecting me to leave.

"I'd like to save you the trouble. After all I am the hero…" I began nervously obviously, but with confidence, since heroes never show any sign of weakness.

"What are you getting at Jones?" He turned back around. Dude! He's totally pissed now! What do I do?

"I kind of used Tony to narrow down someone who's qualified." I came out with it and gave him the profile that I printed.

"Alice Kirkland? She's a medical examiner, she'll know nothing about criminal justice system."

"See that's when the hero here looked through her degrees, she majored on the medical side, yeah, but she took several forensic and law enforcement classes."

"Any person could have these degrees, why her?"

"She has an array of unusual and authentic experiences."

"Says here she was a part of an occult and took college level classes about cryptozoology, mythology, and religious studies."

"A bit over qualified, right?" I said eagerly, but he just stared at me.

"Yeah, I'll see what I can do." He sighed.

"Great! I'll get on that case ASAP!" I yelled, leaving to go to my office, when I noticed an envelope taped to my door. I took it off and closed the door behind me as I walked in, throwing the envelope on my desk as I pulled a burger out of my jacket pocket, and bit into to notice it wasn't a burger but a donut. Strange…I don't remember putting a donut in there, must've been from a long time ago…oh well! I ate it THEN pulled out a burger, and ate that before opening the envelope.

I scanned through it and turned it over, dude that's just gross…they were more pictures of the murders, they were a copycat of Jack the Ripper, but this time he didn't take their organs he took different body parts and we'd have it mailed to us exactly four days later. So far only 3 times lips, eyes and an ear. I didn't get the importance of these body parts, but we know the technology that are used to take these body parts are not of this world, because they'd still be working, at first we didn't get it with the ear, but the lips still moved and the eyes still had eye lids which blinked. That's why this case was assigned to this department, pretty cool, huh? I get to be a hero every day, but still…I still haven't gotten a single step to finding Mattie.

I glanced at a picture of us at his first Hockey game, I was more of a football person, but he loved that sport, he felt free I could see it. Anyway after his big championship, which he won, we were sleeping a bright light appeared and he was gone. That's why I begged the boss to let me work as soon as I found out about this secret department, I started by cleaning then worked my way up and when I did I was a considered a protégé, whatever that means, I just like to be called a hero!


"Alice, I'm reassigning you aru." Director Yao said, as soon as he told me to take a seat.

"But why?! Was I not sufficient enough in my autopsy reports?" I stood, but then caught myself, that wasn't very ladylike or English-like either. "Pardon my outburst, please continue." I waved him on.

"I would keep you if I could, but some higher power is taking you from me. I have no choice aru." He massaged his temples. Higher power? Interesting…

"Don't I get a say in this?" I asked, he swallowed two pain reliever capsules without water, then tiredly shook his head with a 'mh-mh'. "What does this job do exactly?"

"I don't know, classified, he said. He said your talents were being wasted with corpses, so he demanded immediately that you are reassigned aru." He slumped over on the desk, I've been at this job since I was 16, and I can't possibly imagine myself anywhere else.

"Well, when do I start?" I asked, brushing my pigtail away from my shoulder.

"In 8 hours, at least that's how long it will take you to get there."

"Why? Is it in Ireland? Europe?" I asked.

"It's in New York…America. They sent me your ticket."

"What?! I don't have a passport how did they_?"

"It's not important, this job sounds important aru, go! Don't be afraid to widen your horizons."

"Thanks Yao." I smiled.

"No getting sappy .Go aru!"

"Yes sir!" I saluted and was whisked away to America. After getting a mysterious text from my new employer, giving me an address and telling me it was an emergency. Great...


I was staring at the building I was supposed to be reassigned to. It was a old college, an old abandoned college, I tip toed to try to glance into the window when the door open.

"Hello, my name is Alice Kirkland." I greeted. "I was sent this address saying that it was important and that I get here at this time, by chance do you know the fellow I'm supposed to meet here?" He was a rather tall fellow, sandy blonde hair, blue eyes, in a brown leather bomber jacket. He stared at me then his eyes glittered…it didn't know that was actually possible.

"Dude! You're British! Say something else!" He cheered.

"Um…hello?" I tried.

"So awesome! I'm your new partner Alfred F. Jones." He shook my hand excitedly." I was on my way to the crime scene, so I guess you come with." Then he stopped when he noticed my bags. "That is if you want to, I mean, you just got here and_"

"Thanks very much for your concern Mr. Jones, but I should be able to carry out my duties, whatever they may be." Seeing as I still don't know what I have to do… His face lit up and picked up my bags and put them inside the college and came back out with the same energetic smile.

"Cool, this way!" He yelled, this boy has to be just 19, too young I'd think to do anything too strenuous, it's against the law, I would think, since I've just arrived…and a foreigner here. "Alright get on." He stopped suddenly and I bumped into him, being the spaz I am.

"W-wha?" I stuttered. It was a motorcycle! What kind of job is this?!

"What? You've never ridden?" He asked. "Don't worry, so far, I've been in only 2 motorcycle accidents!" He announced holding up two fingers. H-he said that like it was something to be proud about!

"No worries brosephine! Just hang on to me tight and I'll take care of the driving! I am the hero after all! I wouldn't let anything happen to my new partner especially on the first day!" Wonderful, but how about the second?

"N-no_ it's not that! I-I'm wearing a skirt is all." I improvised.

"Oh! No problem! Wear these!" He held out some sweat pants, his sweat pants. "I washed them." He seemed really excited for me to go with him so… I slipped on the sweat pants and rolled the pants several times. And got on…joy…


"Hey Alfred, what do we do exactly?" I asked. We had gotten off the motorcycle andwas now walking through the alley's of New York, passing some pretty sketchy characters.

"We take care of the looney cases that no one wants to take care of, but it's pretty fun, we save the world with each case solved!" He stated, seeming more calm now.

"Like what kind of looney cases?"

"Well, right now we're trying to catch a Jack the Ripper copycat."

"A copycat? You mean he's taking organs out of prostitutes?" I asked, this original murder did happen in my homeland, I know quite a bit about it myself, along with the conspiracies built around it.

"Yep. Well, no. He's taking bodyparts in general. He took an eye, ear, and lips." I winced, poor chaps.

"And now a pair of arms." He sighed stopping as I walked on.

"What makes you say tha_Oh my lord!" I almost ran into it, a pair of amputated arms sown together to give a crossed appearance.

Alfred sighed, he didn't seem to suprised, in fact a bit stoic, he had his hands in his pockets, no it wasn't stoic, it was just a poker face. He kicked the arms.

"Alfred!" I scolded him. He ignored me and kicked it again. "That's no_AH!" The pair of arms moved, struggling to break the stitches.

"Yup! I totally knew it! They're alive, that's so awesome." He squealed to himself, snapping out of the poker face.

Without thinking I jumped into Alfred's arms.

"W-why i-is it m-moving?!" I studdered.

"I told you we take the looney cases! What were you expecting?" He said, shaking off his amazement to place an unnessicary 'noogie' on my head.

"Psychopathic maniacs or something! Not moving amputated parts!" I screamed burying my face in his chest...wait...his chest? My face heated up as I quickly moved as far as I could from him. What was I thinking?! I barely know this man, yet I'm already treating him like I've known him for months! Calm yourself Alice! You are a certified medical examiner you see dead things all the time, just think of it that way. I drew a breath and looked to the arms again flopping around like a fish. Ugh. I can't do this!

Alfred picked them up, that's...unsanitary. He held them by the upper arms holding them like garden shears as they flopped up and down.

"Hey Alice!" He called, I turned and he was dancing. "Oppan Gangnam Style!" He danced with a huge smirk, refraining a smile.

No...just...no...WHAT KIND OF JOB IS THIS?!


Alright! Just review and more chapters will be made! Your wish is my command! Nyways! If your waiting for another 'One hell of a Spring Break' chapter, it's coming soon, so no worries! I just happen to write this one over the break on the back of some mail. Sooo R&R!