Chapter One

Okami had just come back to the guild from a solo job, she had been hunting down a group called Orurakdrold (anagram for our dark lord). When she returned, she found Fairytail's most elite huddled together, whispering.

"What's up?" Okami asked.

"Come over here and we'll tell you." Makarov hissed.

"Okay", Okami walked over.

"We found a portal", Erza informed her.

"Like an anima?"

"No, not really", Gray said.

"Well, what do we know about it, where does it go?"

"We don't know", Said Jellal, he wasn't a part of the guild but he was a frequent visitor and he helped a lot of them out.

"Let's find out!"

"That's what I said!" Natsu agreed. He looked ready to smash through a wall.

"I don't know if you'll have a way back", Makarov said.

"But-" Natsu started his stubbornness coming through.

"Where is it", Okami interrupted.

"It's in the cellar where we keep the drinks we need to hide from Cana", Grey said.

"I want to see it", Okami, obvious curiosity in her eyes. The newly arrived Mavis giggled.

"Come along then!", Mavis cheered, her own excitement overwhelming. Laxus sweatdropped at the sight.

"Well, let's go!", Nastu chimed in!

Makarov groaned but lead them down to the cellar where the smell of booze hit them like a brick.

"Now you see why Cana can't know about this place", Gildarts sighed.

"Where's the portal?" Okami demanded, pretending not to gag at the smell.

"It's this way Ms. Okami", Wendy said, brightly. Ms. It was always Ms. Ms. Erza, Ms. Lucy, Mr. Natsu. But Wendy was a good kid.

The portal was glowing white, humming. Mysterious.

"Let's check it out!" Natsu said, entranced by the portal.

"NO!" A collective cry went up from the entire group as Natsu stepped into the glowing mass. For a moment, everyone was to shocked at his stupidity to move. Before-

"NATSU!", Happy flew straight into the portal as well. Lucy and, surprisingly, Gray right behind the blue cat. Okami and the rest gawked for a moment.

"That absolute IDIOT", Erza charged it head on. Okami realised she should go after her team.

"I'll kill him", she muttered before jumped in. Cana, Gajeel, Juvia, Wendy, Lily, Charle & Mirajane followed. Laxus and the thunder legion went after them as well. Makarov and Crime Sorceire even went through too. Mavis followed with Gajeel, Lily and team Shadow Gear. The rest of the Strauss family followed their big sister and Romeo was the last through the portal.

"Natsu! You idiot!" Grey yelled, pointing at the Dragon slayer.

"You picking' a fight you icy perv?", the entirety of fairy tail sweatdropped.

"So what if I am! Whatcha gonna do about it you pyro!"

"Boys!", Erza yelled. Grey and Natsu instantly stopped fighting while Okami had to hide her laughter. Only those two idiots would be that ridiculous at a time like this.

Okami looked at their surroundings, all there was for acres was a bleak looking desert. Strangely, though the sun wasn't very hot. Okami glanced at Juvia. She was fine, a water mage in the desert, was fine. Not normal. Huh.

"Great idea Natsu, how do we get back", Laxus drawled.

"We go right back through the- Ohhh…" The portal had closed.

"I'll try to write an enchantment", Fried offered.

"I doubt that it'd be of any use. This isn't something we've seen before", Laxus countered.

"Yeah…" Fried said in response.

"Maybe Grandpa Crux can tell us what happened", Lucy said, summoning the spirit. He knew nothing.

"Ugh", Okami sighed."I'm kinda hungry."

"Yeah!" Natsu and Happy chimed in. They were always hungry, Okami thought. She was not alone in thinking this. In fact, almost everyone did.

"What are we going to do now!", Lucy whined rather loudly. Okami looked over, now realizing how impulsive they had ALL been(especially Natsu). What WERE they going to do?

"Come on, we'll accomplish more if we find civilization if there is any to find", Erza ordered the large group. Okami and the rest followed in fear, some more than others. Specifically Gray and Natsu.

Three hours later…

"I'm bored! And hungry! Lucy find me some ffffooooodddddddd", Natsu groaned very loudly. Okami rolled her eyes in exasperation. He was so ridiculous.

"It's your fault we're here in the first place, moron", Grey sounded bored.

"Well, you found the portal, we wouldn't be here if it weren't for you", Natsu accused, pointlessly.

"You pickin' a fight you hot-headed moron?"

"So what if I am, whatcha gonna do about it penguin?"

"Girls, girls, you're both beautiful", Gildarts boomed, stopping the fight.

"But Pops-" Natsu started

"Grey, clothes?", Grey looked down. Everyone averted their eyes, except Juvia. At this point Okami wasn't paying attention, she was looking at the hazy speck in the distance. A town?

"Is that a town?", Okami wondered. The Sound Dragon Slayer looked at the horizon. Her sight was much better than others, so she was pretty sure it was.

"Yeah-", before Gajeel could finish whatever he was gonna say, Levy, Lucy, Juvia, Meldy, Lisanna, Happy and Wendy ran towards it. Okami sweatdropped, were they that desperate for water? Apparently.

Erza ordered the rest along, Natsu complaining loudly again about food.

Eventually the group of weirdos made it to the town. Except….. no one was there. Apart from the girls and Happy who ran ahead all crying the corner. Okami looked around. Nobody. She called out to anyone:

"Oy! Anybody here?" No response.

"Huh," Meldy said. Jellal and Erza as well as Makaroov and Mavis had caught up with the group. The rest of the guild was not far behind.

"Okami, can you use your magic to find anyone?" Jellal asked.

"Yeah…", Okami muttered, everyone stepped back. "Dragon Slayer Secret Art: Sound Dragon Echolocation", Okami opened her mouth and let out a high-pitched shriek that only she could hear. She heard it resonate off someone whom she could not see. Zeref moved out from behind a building, crying. Everyone jumped back in shock.

"Zeref?" Mavis asked, her hands flying to her mouth.

"Mavis", Zeref regarded her nonchalantly, holding none of the first masters emotion.

"What happened here?" Natsu asked.

"I don't know", Zeref answered.

"How are you here then?" Mavis sounded vaguely concerned.

"I'm not sure, I was sucked into a portal" Zeref sobbed.

"Accidentally? How do you do-" Natsu started.

"It's ok. You didn't mean to do it, right?" Mavis cut Natsu off.

"No", Zeref sighed.

Mavis drifted over to him and tried to console him. Meanwhile, Okami and the others went looking for a place to eat.

"Was he the only person here?" Mirajane asked. Lucy nodded in agreement with Mira's question.

"Yes", Okami answered, Zeref was the only person here.

"So, Okami", Mira began.

"Any boys you like in the guild?", typical Mirajane, always playing matchmaker.

"No", Okami answered, it was true.

"What about you Lucy?" Mira continued.

"No, not really", that was also true. Lucy had once told Okami that she had a thing for Mira. But that would stay a secret. For now. :3

"You Levy?" Mira asked.

Levy blushed. "N-no."

"Levy?" Mira asked again.

"Ok fine, I'll tell you if you promise not to tell him", Levy broke under the pressure of Mira's gaze.

"I won't say a word", Mira promised.

"Gajeel", Levy confessed.

"I thought so", Mira shrugged. "What about you Erza?"

"Jellal. You should know that", Erza responded cooly.

"Figured so", Lucy shrugged.

"What about you Mira? Are you interested in any boys at the guild?" Okami said, the others nodded, glad to turn the tables for once.

"No, none of the boys interest me", Mira said. Only Okami heard the tone of her voice that implied something else.

"A girl then?" Okami pressed further. Mira blushed. "We won't tell", Okami promised.

"Ok fine. Yes, a girl", Okami saw Lucy become more interested with this comment.

"Does she have a name", Levy asked, joining in on the fun. Mira looked at her shoes and blushed.

"Lucy", Mira whispered. Okami could hear Lucy's thoughts racing. Wondering if she should tell Mira that she felt the same way.

"You should tell her", Okami said, keeping her voice at a volume only Lucy could hear.

"Mira", Lucy said. Mirajane looked up. "I feel the same about you," Mira smiled brightly. Okami grinned internally, I guess going through the portal wasn't a total bust.

"I found a restaurant", Levy announced.

"The Hungry Otter", said the sign in front of the restaurant. The four girls went into The Hungry Otter.

The inside was dark, and dank (memes), and smelled faintly of alcohol. Mirajane went to find the kitchen so she could make food, Lucy followed her. Levy was using her solid script magic to make the place better suited for some crazy wizards. Okami smelled someone. But not one of her guildmates.

"Everybody stop what you're doing now", Okami yelled. Everyone froze. "Sound Dragon Secret Art: Echolocation!" She heard the sound bounce of someone in the restaurant. Someone that she did not know.

"I know you're there! Show yourself!", a man with pink and purple hair stepped out from behind a stack of crates. He was pale and had stars and teardrops tattooed on his face.

"The other one too", Okami demanded. Another man with long, glossy black hair stepped from behind the same crates.

"Names", Mira said.

"Hisoka", said the tattooed one(who sounded creepily like Jellal).

"Illumi", answered the one with the long black hair.

"How did you hide from the first echolocation spell", Okami asked.

"Zetsu", Replied Hisoka.

"What?", Levy asked, pulling out a book.

"Don't you know Nen", Illumi sassed.

"No, what kind of magic is that?" Okami asked.

"Magic?", Hisoka hummed curiously.

"Now", Said Illumi. Both of their eyes glowed.

"No aura." Hisoka said. He then threw some playing cards at the quartet of girls. One of them hit Erza in the arm, nearly breaking her armor. They had no idea that they had awoken the beast. Okami internally shivered.

"Oh no", Levy spoke exactly what Okami was thinking. The fight began. Mirajane went all Satan-Soul while Erza re-equipped into her Heavens Wheel Armor. Natsu rushed forward immediately, fist ablaze.

"Sound Dragon Roar!", Okami yelled, jumping high over the two strangers head's before blasting them with painful waves of noise. Wendy and a couple others just watched in exasperation from the side. Okami could swear she heard someone say 'those idiots', but maybe she was wrong.

Gajeel and Gray put in their attacks too, while Illumi and Hisoka dodged each onslaught at the last second. And Okami ignored what the clown man was thinking with every fiber of her being. Creepo. It in fact was worse than Ichya. Poor Erza.

Okami decided to try her new technique.

"Sound Dragon Secret Art: Radio Silent!", with that, Okami became completely invisible, sense-less and silent. It's like she no longer existed, except when Okami stabbed you in the back. Which she did to Hisoka and barely got away without an injury(though her mind was forever scarred from Mr. Terrifying-Creepy-Clown-From-Every-Child's-Nightmare).

"Where are you Miss Invisible?", Mr. Terrifying-Creepy-Clown-From-Every-Child's-Nightmare said. Okami thought best not to answer that one, and instead let Erza destroy the town.

They stood in a pile of rubble, Mr. Terrifying-Creepy-Clown-From-Every-Child's-Nightmare and Illumi had both been hit by some of the falling ceiling, and were both lying on the floor.

"WOW!" Said a voice from a tree.

"Who's there?" Okami asked. Erza and the others were too busy doing who knows what. Two boys and a girl(?) jumped down from the tree. "Oh, so two boys and their older sister are here too."

"Actually, I'm a boy." Said the girl.

"What are your names?"

"I'm Gon," said the boy dressed in all green with vertically erect hair. "That's Killua," He pointed to the pale boy. "And that's Kurapika." He pointed to the girl boy.
Okami addressed Kurapika. "Why are you and your brothers here?"

"Well, it's hard to say, but it was some kind of portal-" Kurapika began to explain.

"None of us are actually related." Killua said, taking a self conscious step away from Gon.

"You guys too, huh."

"Who are you talking to?" Gajeel yelled to Okami.

"These are Gon and Killua." She pointed to Gon and Killua.

"Who's the girl?" Natsu asked.

"She's kinda hot." Jellal thought to himself. Okami heard him. She would slap him for that later.

"Well she's a boy and his name is Kurapika." Okami stated.

"Are you gonna bring them over?" Erza asked.

"Yeah! Introduce them to the fam." Natsu continued.

Okami led the three boys to the rest of the group.

"This is Natsu," Okami pointed at Natsu. "And his boyfriend Gray."

"We're not dating!" Natsu yelled. But his thoughts told a different story

"Sure, sure. Just remember that I can hear all y'alls thoughts." Okami countered. Natsu blushed.

"Natsu, why is your boyfriend naked?" Gon asked.

"HE IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND! And he's got a bit of a… habit." Natsu said. Okami continued to introduce the rest of the guild to the boys.

"Wow, you took out both Hisoka and Illumi?" Killua asked after the introductions.

"You know them? Mr. Terrifying-Creepy-Clown-From-Every-Child's-Nightmare and his boyfriend?" Okami asked.

"Yeah. Illumi's my brother." Killua said.

"Wait, Illumi's gay?" Gon asked.

"Yeah." Killua replied.

"Must run in the family." Kurapika thought. Okami heard him and laughed.

"What's so funny?" Kurapika asked.

"Oh nothing. I can hear thoughts and I heard what you just thought when Killua said that Illumi was gay." Okami respond.

"You heard that?"

"Yes. Anyways, tell us how you know Mr. Terrifying-Creepy-Clown-From-Every-Child's-Nightmare." Okami said. The boys told the guild how they knew Hisoka and explained Nen to them. The wizards then explained magic and guilds. By the time they had finished, it was dark.

"I'm tired." Natsu said. Everyone agreed. They all huddled into the one remaining building, a city hall of sorts. Looking through the supplies in the back, there weren't enough blankets and pillows for all of them.

"Some of you are gonna have to group up." Mira announced. "Naturally, those of you in pairs will get the larger blankets." After about fifteen minutes, those who would be in pairs had been decided.

Mira and Lucy

Gon and Killua

Charle and Happy

Gray and Natsu

Gajeel and Levy

Jellal and Erza

Freed and Laxus

Evergreen and Elfman

Mavis and Zeref (apparently those two, one being a ghost and the other immortal, needed to sleep){I realise that they are the ships, it was Wolfe}