A/N: Currently working on the next chapter for my Unexpected Revelations, but just so people don't get bored, here is something to keep you occupied.

Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto.

At a hotel in Konoha

Jiraiya was for lack of a better word, thinking of an idea that he has thought of once but never again. He and Naruto Uzumaki had just recently came back from the training trip to prepare Naruto for the Akatsuki. However, he had one other thing in mind right now, something really stupid, but if Naruto has taught him anything, sometimes stupid can work. He planned on taking one person from every one of the hidden villages, put them together in a situation that they had to cooperate with each to solve, and maybe, just maybe, he could show them that people with different ideologies can work together. Either that, or he could just end being the trigger for another great war.

This was something he had to decide hard on, because it had a fifty fifty chance of working out. On the one hand, they could always just end up ripping each other apart and get absolutely nowhere. On the other, they could set aside their differences with each other and try and figure things out together, which could lead to the unifying of each major village, and then one step closer to peace. Yes, he knew it was stupid and incredibly dangerous, but he was more than confident that the ladder would be it's outcome. Thankfully, he already knew the candidates that he would use for this possibly life threatening little stunt.

The first candidate was from his home village, Konoha, and he of course picked his star pupil, Naruto. The next would be from Suna, the youngest brother of three siblings, jinchuuriki to the Ichibi, and the current Kazekage, Gaara no Sabaku. After that, he would go on to Kiri, where he would get a kid that was a member from the Seven Ninja Swordsman and someone who would protect the Mizukage with all his strength, Chojuro. This next one would be very tricky and kinda risky, considering that she was a skilled kunoichi, and we all know how Jiraiya was around women, on top of being the granddaughter of Iwa's Sandaime Tsuchikage, Kurotsuchi. Finally, he would go to Kumo and find the person known as the Raikage's right hand man besides his own adopted brother, Darui.

He hoped to Kami that this wouldn't backfire. He wen't to his closet to get a bat and a large bag capable of carrying up to five people, perfect for an occasion like this, although he hoped Naruto would come along peacefully. He only had one thought as he left his apartment.

'May Kami have mercy on my soul.'

Naruto's apartment

Naruto was getting dressed for his day. He was hoping to get some training done, eat at Ichiraku's, try and hope for the best that Sakura wouldn't reject him again, get to meet up with the rest of his friends and catch up on old times, and maybe get assigned a mission. Yeah, safe to say he had a pretty busy schedule today, but little did he know that everything was about to change when a spiky white haired perverted sannin would come and knock on his door for the experience of his life. He heard said knock and went to open up the door. He was greeted by, who else, Jiraiya.

"Ero-sennin, what are you doing here?" Asked the whiskered blonde.

"Hey kid, how would you like to help me out with something I want to try out?" Requested Jiraiya.

"Is this about your research again, because if so, then you can forget it."

"Trust me kid, this involves no research."

"Well then, it depends. How long will it take."

"Who knows, days, maybe weeks."

"Sorry, but I might get a mission request or something involving Sasuke could pop up, and I'm not wasting that opportunity. Sorry."

Jiraiya sighed, he expected an answer like that from Naruto. Looks like he had to use the bat.

"Naruto, I hope you can forgive me for this." Naruto just looked at him with a confused expression before he was knocked out by Jiraiya bashing the bat in his face. He then took Naruto's unconscious body and threw it in the body bag.

'One down, four to go.' He thought.

Sunagakure

Gaara was getting tired of all the paperwork that he had to do. Ever since he became Suna's Kazekage, He had to endure the pain and stress of constant paperwork. Combine that with the fact that he couldn't fall asleep because of Shukaku and it just got worse. He wished something interesting were to happen already, and oh how his wish would come true. Suddenly, a Suna-nin entered the room.

"Kazekage-sama, you have a visitor."

"Who is it?"

"Apparently it's Jiraiya of the legendary Sannin." At this Gaara looked surprised and then smiled. If Jiraiya was back then that meant Naruto was back aswell.

"Send him in." The Suna-nin nodded before going to get him. When Jiraiya finally entered he performed a hand sign while mouthing the word 'Sorry.' Before Gaara could even question what was happening, he was bombarded with a water style jutsu that was used to turn his sand into mud. After recovering from the water jutsu, he was knocked out via the same way Naruto was, and was thrown in the bag just like Naruto. Needless to say, Jiraiya had to be very, very, very careful to avoid suspicion from anybody. Later that night, a certain bomber and human puppet would be pissed off and disappointed by the fact that the Kazekage was gone, and they were going to have a lot of explaining to do to their leader for this failed mission.

Kirigakure

Today, the Mizukage had decided to give Chojuro the day off. Chojuro honestly didn't know what to do, so he was just walking around the village aimlessly. He decided he wanted to get something to eat, seeing as how he skipped breakfast this morning. On his way, he heard what sounded like a little girl crying. He followed it until he came to an alleyway and saw said little girl with her knees to her chest, bawling her eyes out.

"Hey, are you alright, what's wrong?" Chojuro asked as he rushed to the girl's side, not even noticing the body bag hidden in the shadows. Then the little girl smiled, turned into smoke, and out came a pervert with a bat that caught Chojuro by surprise. He didn't have time to react as he was unconscious not even a second later.

'This job is so much easier than I thought it would, then again I am a sage, so it might be much harder for the average joe.' Thought Jiraiya tossing the next victim into the bag, which by now was starting to get very heavy, so Jiraiya had to use a toad to carry the bag aswell as for easy travel. Next stop, Iwagakure no Sato.

Iwagakure

To say that Kurotsuchi was happy would have been an understatement. Recently, her grandfather, Onoki, promoted her to the level of Jounin. This meant that she was a step closer to taking the seat from him, which Onoki clearly didn't know would benefit him considering he was way past retirement. She honestly never got why he would always insist on staying in power, but one thing was for sure, he was definitely not Hiruzen Sarutobi, because no matter how much she despised Konoha, even she was smart enough to know that the old monkey could still hold his own even with his old age, not that she would ever admit it of course. Onoki was the complete opposite however, as while he was still a good fighter, his constant cramps and cracking back almost always made him stop in his tracks. However, she didn't have time to ponder on such things, as now she wanted to do nothing more than celebrate, so she wen't to a bar to get plastered, because hey, if she was old enough to kill, why not do the same for drinking.

She entered a bar and came face to face with a white haired man with glasses and a mustache. It was blantantly obvious it was Jiraiya.

"Why hello miss, what would it be today?" Asked the disguised Jiraiya.

"Give me the strongest stuff you got old man. It's a special occasion you know." Said Kurotsuchi.

"Very well, coming right up." Jiriaya went to the back to get a bottle of regular sake. The reason why he wasn't going to get something stronger was because unlike the previous three, he planned to spike the drink. Jiraiya was a lot of things, but he certainly didn't hit a woman unless he was forced to, so in other words, if they were bad guys. So he took a bottle, placed it in a glass, spiked it, and then wen't back to the Iwa Jounin.

"Here you are miss, enjoy."

"Thanks old man." Kurotsuchi drank it all in one sip, and the effects were immediate. She passed out completely on the desk, where Jiraiya then carried her to the back where he had his bag with the others, and just like the others, he dumped her inside.

"Alright, finally we are heading off to Kumo, and after this is over, I hope these guys and one girl can forgive me for this." He said to himself picking up the bag.

Kumogakure

The person in question named Darui, famous for his use of the very rare Black Lightning, was currently asleep after a very dull day of missions, as he would put it. He was considered to be one of the Raikage's most trusted ninja, next to the rapping Killer B of course. However, that title came with a price, and that was in the form of missions with his partner Shi. While he certainly didn't mind doing them, having to do them non stop was something that even he couldn't stand. After all, he was still human, and every human being had their limit, and Darui felt like he had surpassed his limit. He didn't even notice that there was someone crawling out of his bed.

'So it seems that he is already out like a light. This will definitely be easy.' Thought Jiraiya opening the bag and rolling the dark skinned man off the bed and in with the rest.

'Alright, now to take them to the place of my challenge.' He thought exiting the room.

Back in Konoha

"Tsunade-sama!" Screamed Shizune slamming the door open.

"Kami, what is it Shizune?!" Thought the blonde Hokage.

"It's Naruto, he's gone!"

"So, he may have wen't some place."

"I have checked all the places he would be, his apartment, the training grounds, Ichiraku's, everywhere, and I haven't seen him anywhere."

"So, maybe he is out with Jiraiya somewhere." Suddenly, a messenger came into the room.

"Hokage-sama, we have recieved reports that the Kazekage has been kidnapped, along with the Tsuchikage's granddaughter, and Iwa is immediately putting the blame on us." He said.

"So the Akatsuki are finally making their move?" Tsunade asked.

"It wasn't the Akatsuki, from what I recieved, Jiraiya-sama came to visit the Kazekage and the messenger was knocked out by him before waking up to find the Kazekage gone.

"Jiraiya-sama? Could this be connected to Naruto's disappearance?" Asked Shizune.

"I don't know, anything else I need to know."

"No Hokage-sama."

"Good, go back to your workplace. Shizune, head back to the hospital will you?" They both nodded and left the room. Tsunade rolled back in her seat, looked out the window, and sighed.

'Jiraiya, just what have you gotten yourself into?'

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