The Twelve Days Of Prank-mus
(Courtesy of the twins!)
"On the first day of Prank-mus the twins sent to me,
The Matrix Of Leadership
On the second day of Prank-mus the twins sent to me,
Two happy Gears
And The Matrix Of Leadership
On the third day of Prank-mus the twins sent to me,
Three drunken Seekers,
Two happy Gears
And The Matrix Of Leadership
On the fourth day of Prank-mus the twins sent to me,
Four flying wrenches,
Three drunken Seekers,
Two happy Gears
And The Matrix Of Leadership
On the fifth day of Prank-mus the twins sent to me,
Five femme-bots,
Four flying wrenches,
Three drunken Seekers,
Two happy Gears
And The Matrix Of Leadership
On the sixth day of Prank-mus the twins sent to me,
Six Decepti-kitties,
Five femme-bots,
Four flying wrenches,
Three drunken Seekers,
Two happy Gears
And The Matrix Of Leadership
On the seventh day of Prank-mus the twins sent to me,
Seven hyper Cassetticons,
Six Decepti-kitties,
Five femme-bots,
Four flying wrenches,
Three drunken Seekers,
Two happy Gears
And The Matrix Of Leadership
On the eighth day of Prank-mus the twins sent to me,
Eight broken data-pads,
Seven hyper Cassetticons,
Six Decepti-kitties,
Five femme-bots,
Four flying wrenches,
Three drunken Seekers,
Two happy Gears
And The Matrix Of Leadership
On the ninth day of Prank-mus the twins sent to me,
Nine screaming fan-girls,
Eight broken data-pads,
Seven hyper Cassetticons,
Six Decepti-kitties,
Five femme-bots,
Four flying wrenches,
Three drunken Seekers,
Two happy Gears,
And The Matrix Of Leadership
On the tenth day of Prank-mus the twins sent to me,
Ten Prank-mus bombes,
Nine screaming fan-girls,
Eight broken data-pads,
Seven hyper Cassetticons,
Six Decepti-kitties,
Five femme-bots,
Four flying wrenches,
Three drunken Seekers,
Two happy Gears
And The Matrix Of Leadership
On the eleventh day of Prank-mus the twins sent to me,
Eleven illogical things,
Ten Prank-mus bombes,
Nine screaming fan-girls,
Eight broken data-pads,
Seven hyper Cassetticons,
Six Decepti-kitties,
Five femme-bots,
Four flying wrenches,
Three drunken Seekers,
Two happy Gears
And The Matrix Of Leadership
On the twelfth day of Prank-mus the twins sent to me,
Twelve mistletoe kissing's,
Eleven illogical things,
Ten Prank-mus bombes,
Nine screaming fan-girls,
Eight broken data-pads,
Seven hyper Cassetticons,
Six Decepti-kitties,
Five femme-bots,
Four flying wrenches,
Three drunken Seekers,
Two happy Gears
And The Matrix Of Leadership!"
Prowl sang this all the way back to his cramped office where, as he just sang, all his Prank-mus "gifts" had been stored. As Prowl sang, strange looks were being cast his way and more than once was he stopped to be asked if he was all right. When Prowl neared his office, Optimus and Jazz were stood outside theirs listening to the racket that had erupted from within the tactician's office. Prowl waltzed past them, opened the door and all fell silent; he then turned with six Decepti-kitties clinging to his legs and said:
"Optimus, could you please call Megatron and tell him we've got his Seekers and his Decepti-kitties and if he would be so kind as to come and pick them up at once?"
"uh, of course Prowl." replied a very confused Optimus. He then turned to Jazz, "Should I even ask?"
"No"
"Ok, I'll be in the Rec. Room if you need me"
"Prowl?" said Jazz
"mm?"
"Where'd all this stuff come from?"
"Sunstreaker and Sideswipe"
"Oh, do you want me to go after them?"
"No"
"Do you want Ratchet to?"
"Yes"
"And do you want him in his Hatchet mood?"
"Yes" Jazz turned to walk to the Medbay, "oh and Jazz,"
"yeah?"
"Remind me later to get the twins back for this." Jazz then sped toward the Medbay, leaving Prowl stood in the doorway to his office all-too-calmly.
