Angeal stared at the pile of paperwork on his desk. He looked over at Zack, who was doing some of Angeal's work as punishment. Genesis walked in, not bothering to knock. He slammed two files on Angeal's desk, disturbing a few papers. Zack looked up curiously.

Genesis sat down in the empty chair, pulling out LOVELESS. "We've got two problems."

Angeal sighed. "What did the puppy do this time?"

Zack pouted. "I've been in here all day! My hand's cramping from writing so much."

Genesis shook his head. "You're in the clear this time, pup. Two females are going to join SOLDIER. One as a First; the other a Second. Look through their files and tell me what you think about them."

Angeal opened the thinner folder and looked at the picture. The girl had black hair and dark blue eyes. She seemed to be glaring half-heartedly at something to the right. Below the picture was her information.

Name: Angel (I'm not given anything else)

Age: 22

Height: 5'11

Weight: Not given.

Weapon(s): Two Buster Swords.

Hometown: Name not given

Family: No blood relatives. Her close friend is referred to as her adopted sister. (touch her and die)

Specialties: Can snap any bone in half without trying too hard. Heals relatively quickly. Is especially good with fire magic.

Current Occupation: Mercenary for hire (don't question it)

Psychological Exam: Aggressive towards people instinctivly. Has slight social anxiety. May explain aggressiveness. Personal questions regarding home or family are answered harshly if answered at all. Has extreme protectiveness towards adoptive sister.

Criminal Record: Several accounts of murder. All were self-defense or protecting someone. Some minor assaults. Never been to jail.

Any need to know facts? I don't take people's shit under any circumstance. If you harm my friends, I wil personally handle you. I don't have a short temper, I'm just aggressive. That's enough for now.

Angeal sighed. "Great. Just what Shin-Ra needed; more violence."

Genesis nodded. "There's a Q&A on the next page."

Angeal flipped to the next page, dreading it already.

1. What is your full name?

Angel is the name I go by.

2. Any nicknames?

Bloodied Angel is pretty common. Only Kitty is allowed to call me sissy-boo.

3. Do you have any relatives?

Kitty is my adoptive sister.

4. What is your favorite food?

BBQ

5. What is your favorite season and why?

Fall because the leaves turn to the colors of fire.

6. What do you do on a regular basis?

Train, fight, read, eat, keep Kitty out of trouble

7. What's your favorite color(s)?

Any firey colors.

8. Do you own a pet?

Does Kitty count? She requires a lot of attention. No? Then, no, I don't.

9. Favorite holiday?

Halloween so I can scare Kitty all day long

10. On a scale of 1-10 how crazy are you?

On a good day, 3-5. Bad day, 7-9

Angeal closed the file. "So this one is a pyro who loves fighting. What's wrong with the other one?"

Genesis scoffed. "What's not wrong with the other one is the true question. Read it and you'll see why."

Zack put the papers down and stood behind Angeal quietly. Angeal opened it and looked at the picture. The girl didn't look very intimidating. She had blond hair in two pigtails on her shoulders and golden-brown eyes.

Name: Katherine. (Call me Kitty)

Age: 17

Height: 5'6 (I'm not short dammit!)

Weight: Not given.

Weapon(s): Typically a staff. Daggers for short range.

Hometown: Name not given.

Family: No blood relatives. (I've got my sissy-boo, though)

Specialties: Is extremely flexible and lithe. Acts almost like a cat. Is very skilled with computers and thievery. Is highly skilled in magic; especially white magic,

Current Occupation: Thief for hire.

Psychological Exam: Has extreme insomnia. Sleeps very little at night. She has extreme social anxiety, almost to the point of social phobia. She is bipolar at times, especially during fights and PMS-ing. Her mind creates objects in shadows, causing paranoia. Once again, mainly during night. May be cause of insomnia. Also has extreme phobia of spiders and heights.

Criminal Record: Many accounts of thievery, breaking-and-entering, hacking. Most hackings were to help gain information about targets for Angel. 90% of thievery are excused due to government asking for her help on espionage.

Any need to know facts? I don't take people's shit, like sissy-boo. I don't like it when people call me or my sissy names. That's where my aggressiveness comes in at. I'm actually passive-aggressive on a good day. Sissy calls me Kitty because I act like a cat. She also says I'm an owl because I'm most active at night and am pretty lazy during the day. I think I'm good for now.

Angeal and Zack both blinked. "A bipolar shorty who has paranoia and acts like she's part cat?"

Zack shrugged. "She's a cutie. though."

Angeal hit Zack's head with the file. "Get back to work before I add on more."

Zack pouted, slumping in his shoulders as he sat back in the chair. Angeal reopened the file to read the Q&A.

1. What is your full name?

Katherine. Only special people can call me that. Or when sissy needs my attention/when she's fussing at me.

2. Any nicknames?

Kitty is pretty common. Sissy calls me Reece because I may or may not be addicted to Reece's Cups. May or may not.

3. Do you have any relatives?

I have my sissy-boo and that's all I need.

4. What is your favorite food?

Anything sweet.

5. What is your favorite season and why?

Spring. That's when all the pretty flowers are in bloom. I feel sick when the pollen gets to me though.

6. What do you do on a regular basis?

Eat, sleep, bother people, get scolded by sissy, sleep some more, do a little bit of work, sleep, stay awake all night.

7. What is your favorite color(s)?

I prefer darker colors.

8. Do you own a pet?

I do have a coeurl, but she comes and goes. She can always find where I'm at. Her name is Coral.

9. Favorite holiday?

Either Thanksgiving because of food or Halloween because of candy.

10. On a scale of 1-10 how crazy are you?

On a good day, 8-10. When I'm mad or having a bad day, 10-15. More towards 15.

Angeal closed the file slowly, blinking at Genesis. "She's got a pet coeurl. This one's more insane than the first. Now we're going to have two puppies instead of one. Just what we needed. When are they arriving?"

Genesis shrugged. "I believe either today or tomorrow. Can't rememeber what Shinra said. Anyway, they should definitely brighten up the place. If not, cause more trouble and excitement."

Angeal rolled his eyes. "If not that, more stress for me."

Zack laughed at this. "And how long have you been mentoring me?"

"More work for a whole week."

Zack gaped at him. "B-But it's true! Is it not?! I should've already caused you to grow gray hairs and you're perfectly fine! All black up there."

Genesis stepped beside Angeal's desk, pulling at the man's black hairs. He tugged out one in particular. "Is this a gray hair? But Angeal, you're still so young."

Zack floundered. "Genesis! You're no help, man!"

Genesis smirked. "I never said I was helping anyone. I'll speak to you later, Angeal. Good luck controlling your puppy. You know how hormones control his brain."

Zack simpered at Angeal's consending look. "I've never done anything if that's what you're worried about."

Angeal sighed. "Two puppies is the last thing I need. One is bad enough."