Author's note: Just look up "Malaysian DBZ" on YouTube and you'll get it. Also I took some liberties so it's not a full retelling of "Battle of the Gods" because otherwise it would have taken much more time.

Also, one of the color commentators from "Love on Delivery" will make a guest appearance as he'll briefly take over the narrative toward the end of this chapter when SSJ 2 Vegeta fights Bills.


A voice that sounded like Christopher Walken calls out to Goku.

"Goku...Goku!"

Goku looks up and said, "Yes ma lord?"

"Goku, there's this a very traablesome man arriving at yo prace." the voice said.

"Traablesome?"

"Yaaa, traablesome...he make stop at my star first then at yours."

King Kai sighed and wonder why of all times, Bills, the god of destruction would wake up and do something. It wasn't long until Goku appears right in front of him, causing him and his pet monkey, Bubbles to jump at the same time.

Goku smiles and said, "Traablesome man is going to come so I come and fight!"

"Nooooooooooooooooo...Goku, I know this traablesome man, I played video game and won him, then he brew up my star so now all I have left is this small star." said King Kai.

Then Bills and Whis shows up.

"I hurd suppa saiya people beat Frieza so I come to fight." said Bills.

King Kai was horrified and said, "Goku, don't fight Burls."

But Goku came toward Bills and said, "High, I'm Goku, the suppa saiya people, lets go fight!"

"No Goku, there's a big difference between yo powwa red powwa!" King Kai protested.

Whis claps his hands and said, "Don't take too much time, we go to Earth star to see Earth people."

"Okay Whis." said Bills.

As the god of destruction and the super saiya people who defeated Frieza prepared to square off, Bills then said, "Go full streeeenf, I want you to show yo troo shit!"

"Okay, I go suppa saiya people up to three times, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" said Goku as he begins to power up to his strongest form.

After growing out his ridiculously long blonde hair, making him resemble an '80s rocker, Goku then stares calmly at Bills and said, "Let's fight!"

"Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

"Aaaaaaaaaaah!"

"Ooooooooh!"

"Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

"..."

Meanwhile at Earth, Vegeta was busy training inside a spaceship when King Kai calls to him.

"Beta...Beta!"

Angered at the fact that his training have been interrupted, the prince of saiya people said, "What you want?"

"It's Burls, a powerful man is coming to your star." was the answer.

"Burls?"

Vegeta remembers the time when Bills came to his home star where he steps on King Vegeta. Remembering how his father have been humiliated in front of everyone without a fight, not to mention the fact that he bowed down to the god of destruction without trying to make a move, the prince of saiya people scoffs and said, "I don't care of Burls, I don't live in long time ago so don't care anymore!"

"But he defeated Goku at suppa saiya people up to three times easy!"

Vegeta then craps himself.

"He defeated Goku at suppa saiya people up to three times easy?"

"Vegeta, Burls come on his way, don't make him cry angry!"

As Vegeta was about to make a dash to where Bulma's party happens to be taking place, he saw Bills and his assistant, waiting for him.

"Um...Burls?"

Bills smiles and said, "So you're big now Beta...I smell food."

"Looks like someone's have a party." said Whis.

"Yes there is a party, you guys come, there are food!" Vegeta said.

Bills smiles and said, "The food betta be good, I don't want useless fight or I'll brew up your star."

"I promise, you get ta food, I host the party!" said the prince of saiya people.

As the three made their way to where Bulma's birthday party is being held, Bulma came and said, "Beta, who is yo frands?"

Before Vegeta could answer, Bills and Whis went to participate in the festivities where everyone happens to be having a good time. Unbeknownst to everyone, Goku's old foes, Pilaf and co. snuck into the party as well, hoping to find the Dragon Balls so they can use it to help them rule the world just like old times (sometime before that, they wished themselves into kids).

As the three were ready to take the Dragon Balls, someone walks in and said, "Hey, what are yo dooing?"

Then his friend, Goten walks in and said, "Who they?"

Trunks grabs one of Pilaf's lackeys and said, "She is my girrlflend!"

Back at the party, Bills was break dancing to an unedited Eminem song and later on, hoping to please the two uninvited guests, Vegeta took part in a karaoke where he proceeds to butcher My Way by Frank Sinatra, making Yui Hirasawa's rendition of Hey Jude sound like a Grammy winning masterpiece. Things went well and Vegeta figured that soon the god of destruction and his effeminate assistant would leave the star in peace. But unfortunately, the unthinkable would occur when Gohan took one shot too many and became juuuuuuust a bit smashed.

After watching Piccolo butchering Sam Hui's Choi San Dou, Gohan decides to hit the bottles in order to get away from all those awful karaoke performances. It wasn't long after he downs his seventh bottle that Pilaf and co. appears with Trunks and Goten.

The wannabe emperor's hench woman, Mai whom Trunks took as his girlfriend pulls out a gun and points it at Trunks' head, saying, "Give me Dragon Balls or I open gun on this keed!"

Everyone shrugged and continues on their merry ways until Mai yelled, "I am seris, if you don't give me Dragon Balls, i will open the gun on this kid."

Goten and Trunks started to wonder if Pilaf was even aware of what they're capable of since the wannabe emperor thinks a bullet would hurt them.

Then Gohan, who became inebriated stumbles right in front of the gang and said, "You don't scar me, open gun on me...open window on me...open the gun on me..." as he pushes the button on his wrist watch to switch into his Saiyapeopleman costume.

"Open the gun on me."

Mai opens fire on Gohan who proceeds to deflect bullets like it was nothing until one hits his fiancee, Videl in the leg while another hits Bills in the face.

As Chi Chi went to scold her son for getting drunk and caused his fiance to get hurt, Dende, who happens to be invited came and heal Videl where he notice something about her.

"Yo plagnant?" he said.

Videl nods and said, "It's going to be suplise for Gohan, don't tell."

Bills on the other hand became angry and said, "I'm going to brew up the staa!"

Then Whis came and said, "Wait Burls, I hud ther's a pudding arond."

"Pudding? I get some and star won't brew up!" said Bills.

As the two guys went to get some puddings, they saw a pink bubblegum monster with immunity to diabetes hogging dozens of cups of sweet dessert.

"Can I haav sum?" asked Bills.

"No!" said Buu as he gulped down every cups at once.

Then Bills powers up and said, "This tom I brew up the staa!"

Frightened by this, Vegeta yelled, "Burls, prease cum down!"

But Bills refused to listen so all the Z fighters in the party except for Vegeta at that point took action, only to get dispatched by the god of destruction who only armed himself with a pair of chopsticks. It gets worse in Piccolo's case who have shown that he had seen better days as he sung terrible karoake and gets taken out by light taps on his pressure points by a pair of chopsticks in the same day.

Seeing that there's no choice, Vegeta decides to take on Bills himself and was taken down with little effort. Then Goten and Trunks fused together hoping to take on Bills and...

"Aaaaaaaaaaaah."

Then the fusion ended after the spanking.

Bulma, angered by the carnage at the party, walks up to Bills and slaps him.

Then in return, Bills knocks her to the ground.

Vegeta became angry and yelled,"Not mah buruma!" and powers up where he fights fiercely!

As the two squares off, Vegeta hits Bills with his Wonder Fist, a technique so powerful that it hurts like hell, but Bills doesn't give a damn as he shrugs it off and use his supernatural power to confuse the prince of saiya people!

Then Vegeta blast Bills with everything he have, only to see Bills unscathed!

Horrified by this, Vegeta then tearfully shouts, "God, prease spare de Earth!"

Bills then touch the pressure point on Vegeta's forehead, instantly blacking out the prince of saiya people.