So… I love Rush Hour 2. And I memorized entire sections of that movie. (Bless you, subtitles.) Anyway, whenever I realized, for the first time since I started liking DGM, that Kanda is Asian, (yeah, I'm brilliant) this popped into my head and I laughed hysterically. Here is a VERY short drabble inspired by Jackie Chan in "Rush Hour 2".

"Yuu-chan! Yuu-chan! How was the mission?"

"Lavi, I neither know nor wish to know why you insist on bothering me. I'm already sick of listening to idiots running their mouths after being on a whole mission with the beansprout, who incidentally would not stop screaming like a little girl the entire time."

"Hey! I did not! You would scream too if huge demons popped out of nowhere! Next time, you try walking first!"

"Beansprout, I never intend to go on a mission with you. Ever again. Especially when you shriek through the entire battle."

"I DID NOT! Stupid Kanda."

"It's all of you white people! When the shooting starts, you're either running around hiding behind tables, or screaming like, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!""

"Wow, Yuu-chan, I didn't know your voice went that high."

"Lavi, you will go, or so help me, Mugen will find a new sheath in one of your orifices. I'll leave which one up to your imagination."

"Ooh, kinky~"

"NOW."

"Okay, okay! Geeze, Yuu-chan, you're so mean!"

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"Kanda, you didn't have to be that mean, really." (pause for facepalm) "I forgot who I was talking to. And I have never once screamed like that! But you just did! What does that say about you?"

"Let me tell you something about us Asians: we never panic."

"Yeah, right. When Godzilla comes, y'all be trippin'. I've seen the movie! Everyone's screaming like "gaicka, gaicka"!"

"…That is so racist that I won't dignify it with a response."

And with that, Kanda stormed off to pretend his English was a lot worse than it actually was.

END

There's that done, then. I hope you could figure out who was talking during the dialogue. The characters were Lavi, Kanda, and Allen. They appeared in that order, if that helps.

Funny, I actually HATE writing dialogue. "Breathe Me" readers will know that from the lack of it in the series. And look what I wrote.

Okay, well, everyone check out the new chapter, under where the end notice was (chapter six). Review this if you found it as funny as I did.

Love, Swissie