Authors Note: All character name used in this story are property of JK Rowling's Harry Potter books,

and J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings Trilogy. All other names are of our own imagination, so please

respect our rights and please do not copy this story without our permission because we worked really

hard to write this. So we hope that you enjoy our fanfiction about Voldie and Sauron

Chapter 1

The Top Secret Plan

At the darkest time of the night one man sleeps with the sound of pain in his

dreams, Lord Voldemort or Voldie is his name. As he sleeps, the darkness of his

room starts to get to him. Muwhahahahahahaha....., he pops out of bed and

grabs a frying pan and a wooden spoon, and starts running down the hall , down the

stairs and into the living room at lightning speed banging the pan crazily to wake up

the death eaters, and screams " I'VE GOT THE BEST TOP SECRET PLAN

THAT POTTY HEAD CAN'T RUIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Muwhahahaha.....

*15 minutes later after laughing like a crazy maniac*

All the half-awake ( this is probably how they look like hehehe.. -_o) death

eaters enter the room and Wormtail pipes up and says, "So wats up Voldie??? So

what's the deal with waken us all up form our precious beauty sleep at 1 o'clock in

the morning????? *YAWN* Aren't you tired???" Smiling with a VERY BIG smile,

Voldie replies, "Didn't I tell you guys that I have come up with a very good (sniffs the

air) mmmmmmmmmm...... I smell sausages. Who made the sausages?????"

Voldie looks around for an answer to his question, Lucius speaks up and then says,

"Are you sure you smell any sausages because I sure don't smell any um....

sausages, and plus no one made any sausages because no one had any time to do so

anyways. Are you sure that you're feeling OK??? Ummm.... Are you sure

you're not hallucinating??" Voldie stare straight at Lucius' wide open mouth (maybe

he should close his mouth) and said, "WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!!!!!!!!!!!!! OF

COURSE, I AM NOT HALLUCINATING!!!!!!!!!!!" Voldie then suddenly stood up

from his big comfy black chair to curse Lucius Malfoy, but then.....

Authors Randomness -

Hehehehe..we were feeling evil to cut you off right here *evil grin* the second

chapter is coming soooooooooooon *ding ding*. Hehe. we feel very very evil *very

evil grin/smile* maybe we should postpone the second chapter. Muhahahahaha.

(Hint: Your reviews, and ideas can help speed us up ^u^ ) So we hope that you all

loved the first chapter. (X_X ) Sorry that we didn't put Sauron in this chapter, but

he's coming CLOSER and CLOSER... o_O (Anchovie #1 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

SAVE ME!!!!! Anchovie #2 - Ahhhhhh... He's got me!!!!) So hope to see ya

SOON!!!!!!