Authors Note: All character name used in this story are property of JK
Rowling's Harry Potter books,
and J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings Trilogy. All other names are of our own imagination, so please
respect our rights and please do not copy this story without our permission because we worked really
hard to write this. So we hope that you enjoy our fanfiction about Voldie and Sauron
Chapter 1
The Top Secret Plan
At the darkest time of the night one man sleeps with the sound of pain in his
dreams, Lord Voldemort or Voldie is his name. As he sleeps, the darkness of his
room starts to get to him. Muwhahahahahahaha....., he pops out of bed and
grabs a frying pan and a wooden spoon, and starts running down the hall , down the
stairs and into the living room at lightning speed banging the pan crazily to wake up
the death eaters, and screams " I'VE GOT THE BEST TOP SECRET PLAN
THAT POTTY HEAD CAN'T RUIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Muwhahahaha.....
*15 minutes later after laughing like a crazy maniac*
All the half-awake ( this is probably how they look like hehehe.. -_o) death
eaters enter the room and Wormtail pipes up and says, "So wats up Voldie??? So
what's the deal with waken us all up form our precious beauty sleep at 1 o'clock in
the morning????? *YAWN* Aren't you tired???" Smiling with a VERY BIG smile,
Voldie replies, "Didn't I tell you guys that I have come up with a very good (sniffs the
air) mmmmmmmmmm...... I smell sausages. Who made the sausages?????"
Voldie looks around for an answer to his question, Lucius speaks up and then says,
"Are you sure you smell any sausages because I sure don't smell any um....
sausages, and plus no one made any sausages because no one had any time to do so
anyways. Are you sure that you're feeling OK??? Ummm.... Are you sure
you're not hallucinating??" Voldie stare straight at Lucius' wide open mouth (maybe
he should close his mouth) and said, "WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!!!!!!!!!!!!! OF
COURSE, I AM NOT HALLUCINATING!!!!!!!!!!!" Voldie then suddenly stood up
from his big comfy black chair to curse Lucius Malfoy, but then.....
Authors Randomness -
Hehehehe..we were feeling evil to cut you off right here *evil grin* the second
chapter is coming soooooooooooon *ding ding*. Hehe. we feel very very evil *very
evil grin/smile* maybe we should postpone the second chapter. Muhahahahaha.
(Hint: Your reviews, and ideas can help speed us up ^u^ ) So we hope that you all
loved the first chapter. (X_X ) Sorry that we didn't put Sauron in this chapter, but
he's coming CLOSER and CLOSER... o_O (Anchovie #1 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
SAVE ME!!!!! Anchovie #2 - Ahhhhhh... He's got me!!!!) So hope to see ya
SOON!!!!!!
and J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings Trilogy. All other names are of our own imagination, so please
respect our rights and please do not copy this story without our permission because we worked really
hard to write this. So we hope that you enjoy our fanfiction about Voldie and Sauron
Chapter 1
The Top Secret Plan
At the darkest time of the night one man sleeps with the sound of pain in his
dreams, Lord Voldemort or Voldie is his name. As he sleeps, the darkness of his
room starts to get to him. Muwhahahahahahaha....., he pops out of bed and
grabs a frying pan and a wooden spoon, and starts running down the hall , down the
stairs and into the living room at lightning speed banging the pan crazily to wake up
the death eaters, and screams " I'VE GOT THE BEST TOP SECRET PLAN
THAT POTTY HEAD CAN'T RUIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Muwhahahaha.....
*15 minutes later after laughing like a crazy maniac*
All the half-awake ( this is probably how they look like hehehe.. -_o) death
eaters enter the room and Wormtail pipes up and says, "So wats up Voldie??? So
what's the deal with waken us all up form our precious beauty sleep at 1 o'clock in
the morning????? *YAWN* Aren't you tired???" Smiling with a VERY BIG smile,
Voldie replies, "Didn't I tell you guys that I have come up with a very good (sniffs the
air) mmmmmmmmmm...... I smell sausages. Who made the sausages?????"
Voldie looks around for an answer to his question, Lucius speaks up and then says,
"Are you sure you smell any sausages because I sure don't smell any um....
sausages, and plus no one made any sausages because no one had any time to do so
anyways. Are you sure that you're feeling OK??? Ummm.... Are you sure
you're not hallucinating??" Voldie stare straight at Lucius' wide open mouth (maybe
he should close his mouth) and said, "WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!!!!!!!!!!!!! OF
COURSE, I AM NOT HALLUCINATING!!!!!!!!!!!" Voldie then suddenly stood up
from his big comfy black chair to curse Lucius Malfoy, but then.....
Authors Randomness -
Hehehehe..we were feeling evil to cut you off right here *evil grin* the second
chapter is coming soooooooooooon *ding ding*. Hehe. we feel very very evil *very
evil grin/smile* maybe we should postpone the second chapter. Muhahahahaha.
(Hint: Your reviews, and ideas can help speed us up ^u^ ) So we hope that you all
loved the first chapter. (X_X ) Sorry that we didn't put Sauron in this chapter, but
he's coming CLOSER and CLOSER... o_O (Anchovie #1 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
SAVE ME!!!!! Anchovie #2 - Ahhhhhh... He's got me!!!!) So hope to see ya
SOON!!!!!!
