Deidara walked around cluelessly as he waited for the bus to come. He had just transferred and was staying with his cousin named Itachi. Finaly the bus came and Itachi and Deidara hot on. Deidara sat towards the back by himself, as for Itachi he sat towards the front with lots of people who seemed popular, they were all picking on Sasuke, Itachi's younger brother. Dei let a sigh escape his lips. He put his ear plugs for his iPOD on and stated listening to Move by Thousand Foot Krutch. It took some time, but they finally got to school. Dei walked around until he found the office, Itachi was no help seeing he got pulled into the library making out with some random brunette. Deidara sighed as he looked at his paper. He already missed him. Deidara never really told anyone, but he was bi, not that fake crap, but he was really bi. His old boyfriend from his old school and him decided not to fuck with all of that long-distance relationship shit. Deidara would probaly call him after school anyways. Deidara searched for a looong time, until h found his classroom. For the second period(He got lost on his way to first period and never got to go to it!). Dei walked into the classroom to see the teacher staring at him.

"You must be the new student!" She said and motioned him to sit. Dei sat down and looked up sighing. The guy in front of him turned to see Deidara for a second. They locked eyes and Deidara felt himself melt right there and then. The red head in front of him had this lustful look in his eyes and the way his eyes met Deidaras made Deidara's heart skip several beats. The red head just turned away to focus on the lesson. Surprisingly enough Deidara made friends with two people so for. There names were Konan and Tobi. Tobi And Konan had pointed out all the popular people.

"So thats Pain, he's my boyfriend!" Konan said.

"Itachi, he's probably fucked every girl in this school!" Tobi told him.

"Kisame, he's been held back twice, yet he fits in perfectly!" Tobi told me.

"Oh, and Sasori, He's dated like every girl here, well except me.. He's fucked allot of them too, figures." Konan said and snickered pointing out the same red head that Deidara had seen earlier. Deidara felt his hard drop when he heard that, "He's fucked allot of them too..". So much for Deidara ever having a relationship with some guy who was probably straight as a pin and probably had a girlfriend anyways. Deidara should have known better to even think that way. The rest of the school day went fast. Deidara hanged out with his two friends and went to the mall with them. Konan made Tobi and Deidara try on millions of clothes, bought half of them. Tobi made it to a bookstore and F.Y.E. Deidara dragged them to Hot Topic and Some other random stored, just cause he was curious of what they sold. Finaly he went home. Opening the door he found Itachi talking to someone about were a girls weak-points are. Deidara sighed and brought is stuff upstairs. Coming back downstairs he went to find something to eat. Itachi continued his conversation. Deidara heard a voice answer his cousin, a voice that made his heart beat really fast. Sasori.

"No, chick's dont dig sky blue, green or black I think!" Sasori told Itachi. 'What the hell are they talking about?' Dei wondered. Sasori sighed and entered the kitchen. Once again Dei and Sasori's eyes locked with each others.

"Sooo.. Your Itachi's cousin, right?" Sasori asked, breaking the silence.

"Yeah.." Deidara told him.

"Cool, Hey can I ask you something?" Sasori ased.

"Sure, un.." Dei told him.

"Do chicks really like light blue socks?" Sasori asked. Deidara smirked a bit.

"Why the hell would they? Then again I hate light colors, un!" Dei told him.

"Exactly..." Sasori said and grabbed a bottled water.

"So how many chocks have you fucked?" Sasori asked Dei.

"umm.... None actualy.." Dei said and blushed deeply.

"Really? Wait are you a virgin?" Sasori asked. Deidara just nodded.

"No way! Well then, plan get Deidara screwed starts now!" Sasori told him. Sasori pulled Dei from the kitchen to talk tactics with both Itachi and Dei now.