Chapter One

I Have A Bodyguard?!

Loud, rock music ("Misery Business to be exact) was booming loudly throughout the entire dark building. In the building, four girls were trying on outfits, squealing their heads off, and doing other things that girls would do when they see an outfit that they like and have their friends criticize them. Well, to be exact, one of the girls were squealing her head off as she saw every single outfit she saw. Another girl was sitting in the corner staring off into space because of boredom, another girl was trying outfits on but not as eager as the first girl, and the final girl was standing in the corner shyly giving comments. [The girl's] names were (note: this goes in the order that I listed them up above): Ino, Tenten, Sakura, and Hinata.

"Yo, forehead! How about this dress?" Ino asked.

"Hm, I don't think that color matches you," Sakura said.

"I think that the dress is that bad," Hinata supported.

"Don't even put that thing on," Tenten said out of boredom.

"OMG, you guys don't have a fashion imagination," Ino said.

"Fashion Imagination?" Tenten shrieked.

"T-there's n-nothing wrong with making up words," Hinata muttered.

"Can we please go? I mean we have been at the mall for five hours," Sakura whined.

It was true. Sakura, Ino, Tenten, and Hinata have been at the mall for quite a while. Well, Sakura, Tenten, and Hinata were there unwillingly. Ino dragged them along... literally. Right now, they were wasting their day (well, not Ino) in Hollister.

"No, no, no, no!" Ino yelled.

"Grab her!" Tenten yelled.

"No! Lemme go! I want to still shop some more!"

"Since when did you get so heavy?" Sakura yelled.

"I will come back to you, my mall of heaven!"

"'Mall of heaven?'" Tenten continued to shriek.

"INO COME ON!" Sakura shrieked.

"OMG ZOOMIEZ IS HAVING A SALE TOMORROW!"

"INO!" Sakura, Tenten, and Hinata yelled.


A Little While Later

"So, when do you guys want to start looking for boys?" Ino asked.

Hinata blushed wildly and Tenten and Sakura broke own Ino's door and shoved her in.

"Later, Ino!" Hinata said.

"Seeya, Piggie!" Sakura cheered.

"Bye, Ino," Tenten smiled.

""Seeya, you guys tomorrow!" Ino said cheerfully. (LOL, Ino is overly happy.)

"Bye, Tenten, Hinata."

"Bye, Hinata, Sakura."

"Bye, Sakura, Tenten."

As Sakura was strolling down the path to her house, the sky began to get dark. Sakura's path to her house from Ino's house was along the village's border so she was close to the forest. The sky turned into a dark purple color and the road in front of her became difficult for Sakura to see.

*Rustle, rustle.*

"Who's there?" Sakura turned to a bush.

Probably just some wild animal.

*Rustle, rustle.*

"Okay, seriously. If you are not a wild animal you have five seconds to get out of there!" Sakura yelled.

One.

Two.

Three.

Four.

Five.

Sakura turned away and continued walking back to her house… and several daggers fly toward her.

Sakura managed to evade them all but then pair of hands manage to grab her own and pin them behind her back immobilizing her.

"What the hell do you want with me?!" Sakura shrieked.

Several men wearing masks came out of hiding.

"Oh, come on. Don't be like that," one man said.

Sakura could feel his hand trace her face and down her neck.

"Who the hell are you people?"

His hand slowly traced down her collar bone and onto her chest…

"CHA! PERVERTED ASS!" Sakura shrieked and kicked the man in front of her and he went flying... somewhere.


Somewhere in Canada

"Mom, who's the guy that just landed in our front yard?"

"Just the neighbors, dear."


Back in Konoha, Japan

"Tie her up!" another man yelled.

"BAKA!" and that man went flying… somewhere else (that's not Canada!).

Suddenly, bunches of snakes appear out of nowhere and wrap themselves around Sakura.

What the hell? But that's a forbidden technique!

A screeching noise suddenly flies around.

"YOU GUYS ARE SOUND NINJA!"

"No, we are rogue Sound Ninja."

"YOU GUYS ARE ROGUE SOUND NINJA!"

"Oh, shut up."

"BAKA!" (Head butt if you guys were wondering.)

BOOM!

Everyone turned around and saw Tsunade broke down a wall and ran towards the rogue Sound ninja and Sakura while Shizune followed.

"Shizune, go help Sakura!"

"Yes, M'lady!"

Shizune ripped the snakes apart and asked, "Are you okay?"

"SAKURA IS FINE NOW THE TWO OF YOU COME OVER HERE AND HELP ME!"

"Yes!"

Shizune and Sakura rushed over to Tsunade to assist her.


Later in Tsunade's office

Sakura stood in the familiar room. She had been in this room multiple times already for her medic ninja training.

"Shizune, Sakura, are the two of you alright?"

"Yes," Shizune answered.

Oh sure, now she asks.

"Sakura, why did those men attack you?"

"I don't know."

"Are you carrying anything with you?"

"Um, not that I know of."

"Then, I will give you a bodyguard."

"But, Lady Tsunade! That is completely unnecessary!"

"EXCUSE ME?"

"I mean, it could have a random attack."

"But they were rogue ninja."

"But—"

"NO BUTS!"

*Knock, knock*

"Enter!" Lady Tsunade barked.

"You called for me, Lady Tsunade?"

"Yes, Shikamaru. I would like you to see what those rogue ninjas were up to."

"That's it?"

"Yes. You're dismissed."

"What a drag. Later."

(ADMIT IT! YOU WERE SCARED THAT IT WAS SHIKAMARU!)

"It's not Shikamaru?" Sakura squeaked.

"No."

"So, then who is it?"

"You'll find out tomorrow."

Sakura turned to leave but then…

*Knock, knock*

"Enter!"

"Lady Tsunade, you told me to see after I was finished with my mission."

"Yes."

"Sakura, meet your bodyguard."

*CRASH!*

Sakura fell on Shizune.

Sakura's bodyguard was a raven haired boy with onyx eyes. Sasuke Uchiha.

"I'm here bodyguard?!" Sasuke roared.

"You got a problem with that?"

"Um, yeah?"

"Too bad, Uchiha. You're assigned to Sakura until we find out whom and why those rogue Sound Ninja attacked Sakura."

"Wait, I thought I was meeting my guard tomorrow," Sakura said.

"Well then I guess Sasuke finished his mission early."

"Can't I have a different person?"

"NO! Sasuke is an advanced Jounin and he will be your guard!"

"But—" the two yelled.

"GO!"

"Can't I get someone else?" Sakura whined."I hate Uchiha's guts!"

"…"

Tsunade literally punched Sasuke and Sakura out of her office.

As the two were exiting the building, Sakura asked, "Okay, so you're going to my house tonight?"

Sakura was already imagining her parents' astonishment when she would arrive home.

"No. You're coming to my house."

"Why should I?"

"Because I'm the bodyguard and my house has the booby traps."

"So what?"

"So come on."

"Make me."

"…"

Sasuke grabbed Sakura and began dragging her over to his house.

"Ouch! Let go of me!" Sakura yelled.

Sakura was kicking and punching Sasuke but he kept walking as if Sakura wasn't doing anything.

"Ha! And you're Tsunade's apprentice!"

"Look, Uchiha, you better let me go or—"

"Or else what?"

"Um."

"Hn. That's a wonderful threat."

"*Whine noise*"

"Hn."

"Will you quit saying that?"

"Hn."

"Shut up!"

"Hn."

"Look, Uchiha, I'm not happy about this either so until this is over, can we try to get along?"

"…"

"Um, hello?"

"Tell me, Sakura. Do you like people dragging you by the hair?"

"No!"

"Then I suggest you shut up before I do drag you by your hair."

"…"

"…"

"BAKA, UCHIHA!"

Sakura was throwing punches anywhere possible on Uchiha. (And I mean anywhere.)

"Ouch! Sakura-cut-it-out!"

Sasuke grabbed Sakura by the waist and threw her over his shoulder.

"Put-me-down-Uchiha!"

"Make me."

*Sticks tongue out.*

"If you shut up, I'll let you sleep on the couch tonight."

"What did you have in mind at first?"

"The floor."

"…"

"…"

Sasuke eventually lowered Sakura down as they entered the Sasuke's property.

"Mom! Dad! Itatchi! I'm ho-ome!" Sasuke called out.

"Sasuke, dear, you're home early," Sasuke's mother, Mikoto, replied as Sasuke headed into the mansion.

Damn. This is a huge mansion.

"Yeah, I finished my mission early."

Sakura was too busy gaping at her surroundings to say anything. Sasuke's house was not a mansion. It seemed like it was a castle. There was an golden arch above the doorway, the floor had marble with drawings completely inscribed all over it, the stairs had silver streaks all over, the halls had golden bars guiding along, the roof had portraits with Greek style. Well, you get the picture.

"Well, that's good. I have no idea how I survived those three days without you."

Mikoto went up to Sasuke and gave him a big bear hug… which was very embarrassing in front of Sakura.


Sasuke's POV

WTF?! My mom can't hug me like this in front of Sakura! This is crazy! What if Itatchi sees this?!


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Sakura couldn't help but giggle at the Uchiha that was being squeezed by his own mother.

Mikoto suddenly looked up and noticed Sakura for the first time.

"Sasuke, who is this?"

"This is Sakura Haruno. After I finished my mission, Lady Tsunade called me up to her office and told me that I am now Sakura's official bodyguard. She was apparently attacked by rogue Sound Ninja."

"Oh, okay then."

Mikoto turned her attention to the Sakura and said, "Make yourself at home, dear. You do know where you'll be sleeping."

"Apparently on the couch," Sakura answered.

"Which wing, Sasuke?" Mikoto asked turning towards Sasuke.

"The south wing."

"But I thought you were her bodyguard?"

"I am."

"Then why is Sakura sleeping on a couch in the wing that is farthest from your room when you are supposed to be protecting her?"

"…"

Sasuke's POV


Why does my mom have to be so ninja/hospitality like?


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"Sakura," Mikoto said, turning back to Sakura, "you'll be sleeping in Sasuke's room. You two will be sharing a room."

"Sure… I guess…"

"Wonderful then!"

WTF?!

"…"

"…"

Mikoto didn't seem to realize that she was scaring the two.

"Now, why don't you go introduce Sakura to the others, Sasuke?"

"Dad and Itatchi?"

"Yes."

"B-but—"

"No buts."

"It's okay, Mrs. Uchiha," Sakura said.

"NOW!" Mikoto ignored Sakura's comment.

"Yes, mother."

"Your father and brother are in the west wing living room watching the Super Bowl."

Sasuke began leading Sakura to the west wing kitchen and muttering under his breath.

"You have a nice house," Sakura commented.

"You're sleeping on the floor," Sasuke scowled.

"Gosh, I'm just trying to be nice."

"…"

"…"

"You're still sleeping on the floor."

"Fine… Baka."

"Excuse me?"

"Nothing."

Sasuke continued to lead Sakura through numerous hallways that shone brighter than gold. There were flower pots everywhere filled with plants that were ten times lovlier than the ones at Ino's shop sold.

"Wow, this is a really nice house."

"…"

"WHOOH! GO STEELERS!!!!" a man yelled.

"NOOO! C'MON CARDINALS!" another man replied.

(Um, this takes place during the Super Bowl.)

"Itatchi! Dad!"

"Hm, Sasuke?" Sasuke's father, Fugaku, looked up.

"Sasuke, who's the girl with you?" Itatchi asked curiously.

"This is Sakura Haruno. After I finished my mission, Lady Tsunade called me up to her office and told me that I am now Sakura's official bodyguard. She was apparently attacked by rogue Sound Ninja."

"Bodyguard?" Itatchi asked teasingly.

"Shut up."

"Are you sure Lady Tsunade assigned you?"

"Itatchi, stop teasing your brother."

"Hi, Sakura. I'm Itatchi. My dad and I are watching the Super Bowl, with the Steelers in the lead but obviously the Cardinals will catch up soon—"

"No, Steelers are gonna win," Fugaku interrupted.

"Wanna watch with us?"

Before Sakura could even reply, Sasuke interrupted.

"Well, look at the time. I better show Sakura where my room is!"

"She's sleeping in your room?" Itatchi sneered while Fugaku gaped.

"Yes, I'll be the one sleeping on the floor," Sakura added gravely.

"But I thought you were her bodyguard?" Fugaku asked,

"I am."

"Then why is Sakura sleeping on the floor?"

"Busted," Itatchi muttered.

"What did I just hear?" Mikoto entered the room. "Sakura will be sleeping on the floor?!"

"…"

"Sakura will be sleeping in your bed."

"WHAT ABOUT ME?"

"Isn't it obvious, Sasuke?" Itatchi grinned evilly. "You got yourself a bed mate."

(Okay. What Itatchi said sounded wrong in many ways.)

A/N: Okay so I know that this chapter was shorter than the other one but first days of your job are always crazy.