"DIE!" Screamed Edward, snapping his pencil in half.
"What's wrong Edward?" Asked the teacher, coming over to his desk.
"These mother fcking FINALS! That's what's wrong!" Ed threw his test in the trash and walked out of the room. He fumed all the way to his locker. He tried to open the lock. It wouldn't budge, even after Ed transmuted his auto-mail into a spear and stabbed it. Next Ed took a chair and beat his locker with it. The thing STILL wouldn't open. He kicked it, and at last it opened to reveal…a palm tree? No no, it was ENVY DON'T YOU KNOW!
"Hello Shrimp, enjoying your tests?"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Ed let loose a loud scream and chased Envy down the hallway, screaming threats and curse words at him.
ONE WEEK LATER
"So…Mr. Elric, it says that you've been having disciplinary issues again," said the counselor. "And it says you were being mean to that nice boy…Envy I think his name was."
Ed sighed inwardly, teachers were, and always will be clueless.
