A letter on the behalf of naruto fan fiction readers
This is basically just an encouragement/rant to all naruto fan fiction authors about all the bull I've found in this fandom.
First I'm going to start off by saying I understand that for many people it's difficult to consistently update, but if you don't find yourself having fun while already having written GOOD character development along with a GOOD battle keep it to yourself. After all anyone who's read fan fiction for any good amount of time can relate with how frustrating it is to find a fanfic that contains your favorite pairing (mine being narufuu or narukarin... Yeah that's rightI'm weird) that follows a believable storyline and then the author falls off the planet so what would've been a wonderful story is left to rot... I hate that shit. Next people repeat after me it's-not-real. I can understand not liking a character, but it's major turn off when I'm reading something to the effect of... "You're a disgusting filthy piece of trash. Your whore mother doomed the whole world when she shitted you out." You get the picture? It's not cool... Please stop.
Next up... Yaoi. I get it Naruto and Sasuke is soooo kawaii. I have no problems with the gay commun
ity hell some my closest friends are gay in fact what I hate is my fellow Christians look at gays and feel hatred. I mean come on we're all human and god gives us a choice. Hating gays for being homosexual is god is like hating us for being sinners but I digress another rant for another day... However, does no one understand how hard it is to find a good story of decent length that contains Naruto, no bullshit (like Thor joining the Akatsuki if you get my picture), and ANY OTHER leading male in Naruto that doesn't contain any traces of yaoi. Which brings me to Mpreg... God where to start with that. Just like another author said was Mpreg always there? can Naruto fertilize himself and make Naruto clones the natural way?
If Mpreg exists in your AU why do women exist too? Unless it's some bull like "The kyuubi altered Naruto and put a womb in his ass."Why would the kyuubi even do that I question. Kinda makes you think doesn't it? Next don't write only your favorite pairing there is a 3/1 ratio of in naruhina's favor... I understand that naruhina is and I quote "Like a religious experience." But show Naruto's ever growing harem some love every once in awhile. Hell our lovable dobe promised himself to Shion... He never visited her again. And don't give me that bull about "hoo moch hï lurvs hrrr" because be honest with yourself if she had kept her mouth shut during and after the fight with Tendo Pein he wouldn't have ever been any the wiser of her feelings for him.
Need I remind you that since she has chakra form the sage's brother TECHNICALLY his chakra sister. Meanwhile even though they both inherited all that sage chakra Boruto didn't get shit except for two extra nature transformations and a VERY SMALL with a VERY MANAGEABLE superiority complex... Moving on. What's next... Ah last but not least (for now) Author notes talking about mad personal shit. Look at it this way. Nobody cares that you just bought the newest stuff, or about the fact that you got some unwanted man love and was forced to attend therapy because of it. If it doesn't explain why you haven't updated since 2010 we don't give a flying fuck... That being said that's the last of it for now. If you want to share your personal opinion, or would like for me to comment on something else drop it in the review section. Ah and remember I know I've probably offended someone's shitty pathetic feelings but guess what... idgaf so flames and trolls will be ignored. Ja ne
