"So let me get this straight… the area of a triangle is ½ times base time's height??" Shimizu asked for the 12th time in the last half hour. Miku nodded, her long light blue hair moving with her, "Finally, you got it!" Shimizu shook her head, causing her long black hair to move as well, and directed her crystallized green eyed glare at Miku.
"Don't give me that!! I would have gotten it in half the time if you had turned off your TV and laptop!! I mean, you know I love to watch Naruto and Inuyasha!!!"
"Well, I thought you'd be able to multi-task but seeing how you're easily distracted, I guess you couldn't handle it." Miku retorted, giving Shimizu an equally piercing glare with her emerald eyes.
They were so busy arguing, they forgot about poor Akira, who had gone to get something to snack on. Preferably, pocky. Girls…nothing but trouble sometimes.
"I've had it up to here with this argument!!!" Miku yelled, showing how pissed she was.
"Well, ya know what…I am this-hey!! Nice screensaver!! It looks like a black hole or something!!" Shimizu squealed as she ran up to the screen of Miku's laptop. Miku gave her a puzzled look as if to say: What do you mean?? That's not my screensaver. In fact, that's exactly what she said. "What do you mean?? That's not my screensaver," told ya!! "Really?? I thought it was your…" she paused for a minute and leaned in closer to the screen. "What is it??" Miku asked, eyebrows knit together. Shimizu slowly turned to face Miku and asked, "Do you hear someone, a lot of someone's, cursing?"
After Miku shook her head, Shimizu motioned her to move closer to the screen. The girls got close again and waited. Shimizu was right, quite a few cuss words could be heard, most of them coming from the same person. Miku and Shimizu took a glance at each other and stared blankly into the screen. The lights flickered for a minute then went out completely. Thumping sounds could be heard through the thick darkness. The last one was a huge THUD!!
A few minutes into the silence, Shimizu asked shakily, "Miku…are you okay??" There wasn't an answer. "Miku…? Where are you??" Shimizu tried to feel her way around. "Hey!!" exclaimed a male, probably around the age of 13. A shrill scream echoed through the room that caused everyone in the room, or house for that matter, to jump and the pounding sound of a hardcover book being forced down was heard shortly after the scream. "Who or whatever you are…DIE!!!!" Shimizu yelled repeatedly. Short phrases such as 'stop' and 'ow' repeated until the lights suddenly flicked on.
"Shimizu!!!! Stop, that's Sasuke!!!" Miku ordered, the all famous accusingly pointer finger being, of course, pointed accusingly.
Shimizu, like everyone else in the room, stared blankly at Miku and then at the bruised and slightly bloody heap known as Sasuke. The only difference is that Shimizu went back to beating up Sasuke with a… surprise!!! A hardcover book!!! "If I told you that was Sasuke…why are you still hitting him?" Miku asked. "He (pow) isn't (pow) fit to (pow) walk the earth (pow)!!! He needs to be annihilated!!!" Shimizu said between attacks.
Everyone sweatdropped, well except for Naruto, who was rolling on the floor laughing at Sasuke's expense. "Hey kid, why are you laughing?" asked our very own white haired, dog eared half demon, Inuyasha. Naruto wiped an oncoming tear from his eye and said between laughs, "I'm so happy to see Sasuke pay the price for trying to act soooo cool!! Wait-who the hell are you?!" Knowing Inuyasha, he won't take that crap sitting down. So, he did what he usually does to Shippo to Naruto and bopped him upside the head and used a long string of cuss words on the poor blonde.
"What was that for?! You old man, you're losing your mind!!" screamed the kyuubi container. That just about did it for Inuyasha. The vein throbbing in his head turned into a full fledged anime vein and he placed our poor Uzumaki into a headlock. "How dare you call me crazy or old?! I am not old, you damn brat!! And how can you not know who I am?! I'm Inuyasha of Feudal Japan!!!" Inuyasha spat out evilly.
Everyone one in the room not familiar with Feudal Japan (which happens to be Naruto, Sasuke, Hinata, Temari, Gaara, all of Akatsuki, Kankuro, Shikamaru, Chouji, Kiba, Shino, Tenten, Neji, Lee, Kakashi, Orochi-teme, Kabuto, and Haku) stared at Inuyasha like he was a dufus and asked, "Feudal what??" "None of you have heard of Feudal Japan? Miroku, is that possible?" Sango asked, continuing to stare blankly at the group of ninjas. Miroku stroked his chin. "I don't see how. I mean, how can they not know of their own land?" he tried to explain. "We know plenty well of our youthful Konoha!!! It is you that doesn't!!" don't think too hard on figuring out who said that. Hell, we gave you the hint in the parentheses with a bunch of names in it! "Konoha?? Whatever this 'Konoha' is, it'll belong to me soon." Naraku said cruelly. That comment made all hell break loose. Everyone got into either an argument or fight.
About 5 minutes, a bunch of disagreements, and a game of Go Fish later, the fighting was subdued by the sound of fine china crashing to ity bity pieces. "Oh great!! Now I'm gonna have to explain to my mom why we're missing a bowl. Way to go… Akira…?" Both Miku and Shimizu watched as Akira dropped to his knees, his golden eyes wide with shock and confusion, but mainly confusion. "Akira…we can explain. Sorta…" Shimizu claimed wearily. He simply nodded, his bright, almost Gaara-ish colored hair moving with him.
Once the girls finished explaining what they could, they waited for Akira's answer. He still had the same look on his face as he did when he came in O.O Miku sighed and sat next to…okay, glomped Deidara. Shimizu had to slap some sense into the boy, and I ain't talking about Deidara. So, she did…literally and hard. "What the fuckin' hell!?" Akira yelled, rubbing his sore red cheek. "It was to knock some sense into you!!" Shimizu screamed at him. He rolled his eyes dramatically (if there's even a way to do that) and sarcastically joked, "Congratulations, you were able to do that and so effortlessly too!" Shimizu glared and looked back at the 36 sudden anime characters in the room. "But seriously, what are we going to do with them??" Akira asked.
"We?!"
"Yes, WE!!!! I know about this too and if you expect me to keep our secret-"
"You have no say in this smart ass!! It's just me and-"
"ENOUGH!!!! Both of you, shut up and listen!!!!" Miku shouted flames of hatred in her eyes. Akira and Shimizu merely nodded and decided to let the scary lady talk. "Good!! I think if we were to take them out now, they would be considered as cosplay dressers. We'll take them out later and get them clothes to help them fit in. Now guys, I need you to-" Miku paused long enough to see Sasuke trying to choke Itachi, which isn't working, Inuyasha trying to chop Naraku into pieces, which isn't working since Kagura is stopping with her wind techniques, and Orochi-teme trying to touch Sasuke in all the wrong places (might I add…Ewwwww!!!! That's just sick and wrong!!!) Akira, Shimizu, AND Miku sweatdropped at the sight of everyone trying to kill each other, but mainly at Orochi-teme trying to touch Sasuke.
"Another Michael Jackson, huh?" Akira joked. (I love making that joke!!)
The other two nodded.
"This is gonna be harder than I thought."
Hope you enjoyed it!! Please read on when the next chappie comes out!!! It'll make us really happy!!! Oh, and review too!! That'll make us really, really happy!!! Later!!
