It was 2 o'clock in the morning and Ron was jumping up and down on his bed. His eyes were wide and he was shaking like a madman.
"LOOK AT ME HARRY! I'M A FIRETRUCK!!! WEEEEE-WOOO! HEHEHE!" he screamed epileptically. Ron was driving Harry and the other boys insane.
It was the night before their potions exam and Ron couldn't seem to stay awake, so Neville had the bright idea, of giving him coffee; now they were all paying the consequences. They had all learned a valuable lesson - never give Ron coffee.
At around 4 am, the boys finally gave up and threw Ron out of the room, but Ron didn't mind. He streaked down to his knickers and ran through the corridors flailing his arms and imitating the call of a mating seal.
He ran for ten minutes before he heard a noise coming from the dungeon. Curiosity got the better of him so he followed the noise, still adding his own soundtrack. The noise started to get louder and louder and before he knew it Ron ran into something. "Ouch!" said Ron, "Why'd you do that! I was going to be a Spaceman!" [Thunder pants reference squee!
He looked up and saw Professor Snape, standing in front of him in only his knickers, eyes wide like an owl and a Starbucks coffee in his hand.
He looked at Ron, then turned around and ran the other way screaming and flinging his limbs in every direction. Ron thought nothing more of this and did the bunny hop back to bed.
The next morning the Potions Exam was canceled.
