ME: Hello this is my first shot at anything with D, Gray Man in it so it should be an interesting experience. This is a challenge from backa usagi. This chapter is a prologue. I repeatprologue. The following chapters shall be longer. This chapter would have been longer as well, but I wasn't quiet sure how to start it. After this chapter I'll get into the mood of things and the story will pick up. KAY? GOOD. Now proceed to read, but first the disclaimer. Unlike most who wish they owned it I wish i owned it but have come to the relization that I could never do what Oda-Sensei and Hoshino-Sensei did. Alright now read my story!
Meat is the source of all our problems...
"MEAT!"(Translation 'meat') The straw-hat pirate spoke with a sleepy (and loud) groan. He stumbled through the Sunny-go towards the her kitchen. It was late at night and no one was awake, even the lookout Roronoa Zolo who was fast asleep in the crows nest. Luffy our idiot straw-hat captain was headed for the kitchen, but considering the fact that he was sleeping he keep bumping into walls…(the author proceeds to sweat drop).
Luffy even with his sense of direction that almost rivaled Zolo's (almost, but not really there yet) remained undeterred in his grand quest for meat and plowed forward to the kitchen. His tongue hung out of his mouth and his rubber arm stretched for the refrigerator handle and BAM!
Sanji's usual giant mousetrap went off and the unsuspecting (still…) Mugiwara no Luffy was snapped into the giant mousetrap. This mousetrap was a traditional one, not a have a heart trap or something like that. Sanji preferred to use the traditional means. Besides he would reason if ever asked, it's not like it can kill him, he's made of rubber after all. Most people nod and smile then drop the subject.
The other Mugiwara pirates remained sound asleep. The noise of the mouse trap rarely woke a soul any longer and if it did, the said soul just went back to sleep. The crew freed the captain the next morning from where he sleeps in the trap. It wasn't like he was ever awake to begin with.
For a change Mugiwara no Luffy hade been awoken by the snapping of the trap. A rare occurrence for him. Though he knew he some one would free him in the morning he hade a surprisingly uneasy feeling that they wouldn't. So rather then wait Mugiwara began to tense to free himself. Before that could be accomplished however the mousetrap glowed with an unidentified purple light (U.P.L).
Unknown to the entire crew including the captain himself, the company Sanji bought giant mouse traps from (Giant Mouse Trappers &co.) had recently stated stoking a small supply of cursed mouse traps. In a packaging 'accident' Sanji's order had been mixed with one cursed giant mousetrap. The other 49 mousetraps where perfectly fine, just not the one he had used today.
The purple light expanded and a deep-sea of bubbling purple ink opened up and despite his tried (it is still the middle of the night) protests the one and only Straw Hat Luffy sunk into the purple ink. The light vanished and with a crack and abet of smoke a letter with a purple seal written in purple ink settled itself on the mousetrap.
It read in a fancy script:
Thank you for buying our one use product, we have gotten ride of your pest!
-The Le Fay Family Inc.
One last thing that should be mentioned; bubbling purple ink, has a tendency to be a cross dimensional portal.
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