Relena's Rather Odd Fantasy
I am Relena Dorlain Peacecraft, soon to be Mrs. Relena Dorlain Peaccraft Yuy. Because we all know that Heero loves me. He will see that violence is not the answer, give up his Gundam, disasociate himself him that awful Maxwell person, come to me, marry me, and then we can have many, many children and live peacfully together in a cozy (and rather large) cottage with Pagan and all the other people who love me.
Heero will always protect me, it's our love that tells him when I am in danger and my shining prince always comes to the rescue! He could be in the throws of battle and I, beautiful, dainty little me, will be swept up and carried to the battled field accidently, and Heero, my wonderful, perfect Heero, will save me, he always does! And that is proof that he loves me! I am sure of it.
I really can't believe that Duo Maxwell! How can he even call himself a man? With that ratty, old braid of his! It is an outrage to know that there are people like him out there. I swear to you, I'm sure he is gay, with him always touching Heero. Do you know what the worst thing is? He grew up on
L2! Worse that that, he was a theif, living on the streets! How can he even think to be good enough to touch MY Heero. He even wears a crucifix, I'll beat he wears it to look sexy, or some horrible reason like that.
I heard a nasty rumor once, that Heero and Duo were a couple. It made me sick to my stomach! Heero is not gay! He never will be. He loves me so much, that even if he was, he would go straight and marry me!
Currently I am at a boarding school, Heero is here too! Unfortunatly so is Maxwell! How can Heero stand to share a room with that monster. I have decided to go visit Heero in the boy's dorms. He will welcome me into his open arms and love me forever!
It is odd though, the closer I get to their room, the louder this odd noise get. It sound like a slow, groaning sort of moan, pierced by sharp shreiks. The sound appears to be coming out of Heero's room.
I forgot to mention how clever I am. I tricked the dean into giving me a key to Heero's room, aren't I brilliant? Slowly, I push the key into the lock and turn it silently. I push the door open to see Heero on top of Duo Maxwell! Duo has his legs up over Heero's shoulders. Both of them are naked.
"Heero! What is going on here?!"
"Hn."
"Duo Maxwell you wretch! How could you touch my Heero like that? You have contaminated him beyond all else! How could you do this to him?!"
"But Miss Relena, it isn't quite what I did to Heero, but more of what Heero was doing to me! Seriously Relena, I'm purely bottom!"
What does bottom mean? I'm rather confused.
"Relena, just get out. All the other boys in our dorm are at a soccer game. It is our only chance for a while," oh! My Heero finally spoke!
"But Heero! You love me!"
"What?! When have I ever said I love you? If anything, I hate you. You always endagering my mission, my life, my cover! Does this mean anything to you at all?! Get out you horrible, selfish, ugly, stupid bitch! I hate you! Leave me alone!"
I felt tears running down my cheeks as I ran from the room. I hate him, I hate Duo Maxwell. He is the one who did this to my Heero. I hate him!
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I am Relena Dorlain Peacecraft, soon to be Mrs. Relena Dorlain Peaccraft Yuy. Because we all know that Heero loves me. He will see that violence is not the answer, give up his Gundam, disasociate himself him that awful Maxwell person, come to me, marry me, and then we can have many, many children and live peacfully together in a cozy (and rather large) cottage with Pagan and all the other people who love me.
Heero will always protect me, it's our love that tells him when I am in danger and my shining prince always comes to the rescue! He could be in the throws of battle and I, beautiful, dainty little me, will be swept up and carried to the battled field accidently, and Heero, my wonderful, perfect Heero, will save me, he always does! And that is proof that he loves me! I am sure of it.
I really can't believe that Duo Maxwell! How can he even call himself a man? With that ratty, old braid of his! It is an outrage to know that there are people like him out there. I swear to you, I'm sure he is gay, with him always touching Heero. Do you know what the worst thing is? He grew up on
L2! Worse that that, he was a theif, living on the streets! How can he even think to be good enough to touch MY Heero. He even wears a crucifix, I'll beat he wears it to look sexy, or some horrible reason like that.
I heard a nasty rumor once, that Heero and Duo were a couple. It made me sick to my stomach! Heero is not gay! He never will be. He loves me so much, that even if he was, he would go straight and marry me!
Currently I am at a boarding school, Heero is here too! Unfortunatly so is Maxwell! How can Heero stand to share a room with that monster. I have decided to go visit Heero in the boy's dorms. He will welcome me into his open arms and love me forever!
It is odd though, the closer I get to their room, the louder this odd noise get. It sound like a slow, groaning sort of moan, pierced by sharp shreiks. The sound appears to be coming out of Heero's room.
I forgot to mention how clever I am. I tricked the dean into giving me a key to Heero's room, aren't I brilliant? Slowly, I push the key into the lock and turn it silently. I push the door open to see Heero on top of Duo Maxwell! Duo has his legs up over Heero's shoulders. Both of them are naked.
"Heero! What is going on here?!"
"Hn."
"Duo Maxwell you wretch! How could you touch my Heero like that? You have contaminated him beyond all else! How could you do this to him?!"
"But Miss Relena, it isn't quite what I did to Heero, but more of what Heero was doing to me! Seriously Relena, I'm purely bottom!"
What does bottom mean? I'm rather confused.
"Relena, just get out. All the other boys in our dorm are at a soccer game. It is our only chance for a while," oh! My Heero finally spoke!
"But Heero! You love me!"
"What?! When have I ever said I love you? If anything, I hate you. You always endagering my mission, my life, my cover! Does this mean anything to you at all?! Get out you horrible, selfish, ugly, stupid bitch! I hate you! Leave me alone!"
I felt tears running down my cheeks as I ran from the room. I hate him, I hate Duo Maxwell. He is the one who did this to my Heero. I hate him!
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