Hehe. Yup! Another story! How many people want to chase me down now? Well, you don't know where I live (I hope) so I'm safe!
Summary: Inuyasha wakes up in a different place. His surroundings are red, he's naked, there is a disturbing scent in the air, and there's what? A naked woman coming after him! Shit!
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha. I just like tweaking the story!
Inuyasha and the Alternate Universe
Prologue 1
Alternate Universe
Inuyasha groaned as he sat up, unconsciously scratching behind his ear as he yawned. He blinked a couple of times. Red. Everything was red! Red walls, red bed (bed, he fell asleep in a tree!) red sheets, red floor, everything! It looked to be the same color as his clothing, and he looked down at his sleeves. Or where his sleeves would be, if he had any…he was naked. Inuyasha gave a quiet yelp, the brief increase of air coming through his mouth alerting him to something else. There was a strange stench in the air. He sniffed a couple of times, and his face turned redder than the room. It smelled like…THAT. What had happened? Why did it look like he was in Kagome's time, albeit a very red one? Why in the hell was he naked, and why the hell did it smell like someone had been rutting in here?
Inuyasha looked around. He hadn't gotten drunk in Kagome time and slept with someone, had he? However unlikely that was considering that the last thing he remembered was falling asleep in a tree, that was the only idea he could think of. He stood up, and looked around for his clothes. He couldn't find his clothing, but there were some red pants and some kind of red shirt that was tight and had short sleeves. Had Kagome gotten him dressed up, and drunk? He hadn't slept with her, had he? Inuyasha looked around, and his horrified eyes were captured by the demoness in the bed. Her hair was chin-length, her eyes were red, and she had a small, petite body.
"Yura!" he cried, stumbling back and knocking into the wall, "what the hell, you're dead!"
She just chuckled and slowly stood up, causing Inuyasha's face to return to its previous state of red. "I hate to tell you this Inuyasha, but you aren't quite that good. Close, dear, but not that close. Want to try again?"
She was…slinking towards him. Inuyasha's eyes were riveted to the slender and completely naked body, a horrible fascination keeping his eyes fixated.
"Why'd you get dressed, lover?" she said, and suddenly she was right by him, and rubbing herself all over him. Inuyasha's face turned redder, and he froze.
"Let me help you take those off. It looks so uncomfortable," she purred, and started to pull his shirt upwards. This, to the still innocent Inuyasha's brain, was enough to bring him back. He screeched, pushed her away from him, and jumped out a nearby window.
Minutes later he was in what he thought Kagome would call a park. His chest heaved as he tried to assimilate just what happened. He woke up in a strange place, in Kagome's time, and Yura, of all people was there, and was apparently the demoness he had slept with. What was fucking going on?
"I'll just go to the shrine," he muttered, running his hands through his hair, "Then I'll find Kagome, and get the hell out of here. No one ever needs to know just what happened." He leapt up and away, headed for a tall building where he would hopefully be able to discover where exactly he was, and where the shrine was. A couple seconds later a man walked through, black hair pulled back in a short pony tail, and looked around.
"I would have sworn I heard Inuyasha here just a moment ago," Miroku muttered, then shook his head and walked away. What would he be doing here, of all places?
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Inuyasha looked around. Everything seemed a bit off, but he was able to see a tree that towered over the city. He jumped from building to building, racing towards salvation.
When he finally got there (it seemed like an eternity to him) he spotted Kagome sweeping the courtyard. "Kagome!" Inuyasha wailed, "It was horrible! Did I get drunk or something?"
Kagome turned around, and Inuyasha almost stumbled. She had large glasses, baggy clothing, and hair that was pulled so tightly away from her face that it looked painful. It didn't help when a scowl came over her face.
"You probably are drunk right now, idiot. What are you doing here, some sort of dare?" Kagome snapping, waving the broom slightly in the air as if she was about to hit him.
Inuyasha moved closer. "Are you all right? Are you possessed? Because you look weird."
Kagome's face tightened, and her grip on the broom's handle did likewise. "I'm quite aware of your opinions of my looks, Inuyasha, thank you very much. Go bother someone else!"
Inuyasha was almost convinced now that Kagome was possessed. "Okay, Kagome, you've fought off possession a few times now, it should be an easy process for you. Look, let's jump in the well and I'll take you to Keade's, and maybe she can help. And maybe we can figure out what weirdo is behind this disaster."
"Inuyasha, you are creeping me out. Go away!" Kagome commanded, and turned around, working out her annoyance on the innocent dust.
"Oh no. We're going back through the well to Keade's whether you like it or not so we can figure this out!" Inuyasha said. He scooped her up and threw her over his shoulder, with her screaming, kicking, and banging her fists against his back. He went over to the well house, threw open the doors, and leapt from the top of the stairs, falling rather gracefully into the well. He landed with a small jolt and jumped back up. His mouth slowly fell open as he looked around at the well house.
"What the hell is going on?" Inuyasha muttered.
"That's what I want to know!" Kagome screamed.
End of Prologue 1
I've seen so many AU Inuyasha's where Inuyasha is the biggest playboy in school. As we all know, Inuyasha isn't quite that confident with women in the actual series, so I wondered what would happen if the real Inuyasha fell into one of those universes. Any resemblance to other's stories is unintended. I'm trying to write something that is based on the concept of playboy Inuyasha in general, and am not trying to target any one AU playboy Inuyasha in particular. If anyone has a problem with something I write, please send me an email or flame me or review, and let me know, and I'll do the best I can to fix it, unless you actually do flame you, where upon I shall have to make you a public laughingstock. Thank you and I hope you enjoy this story!
