A Simple IQ test..........

Well, basically this has little to no point but I was amused by it. Please don't kill me......

Jake and Sarah- no point what so ever

Jake: Hey Sarah, how do you put an elephant in a refridgerator?

Sarah: What?

Jake: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?

Sarah: Are you crazy?

Jake: Yeah, but that's beside the point. Seriously, how do you?

Sarah: There's nothing serious about this Jake.

Jake: Sarah, just answer the question.

Sarah: You get a really big fridge and put it in there.

Jake: Wrong.

Sarah: What?

Jake: You have to open the door and then put it in there.

Sarah: Well, now that I know that I can lead a full and healthy life.

Jake: How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?

Sarah: Are you kidding?

Jake: Just answer the question.

Sarah: You open the door and put it in.

Jake: Wrong, you have to take the elephant out first and then put it in.

Sarah: You need to be committed.

Jake: The lion king calls a meeting of all the animals in the land. All of them come except who?

Sarah: I don't know- who?

Jake: Sarah, just at least guess.

Sarah: Jake, this is crazy.

Jake: Just answer the question please...

Sarah: I don't know, the polar bear.

Jake: The polar bear? Are you crazy?

Sarah: Yes I am, considering that I'm still sitting here. Which one didn't come?

Jake: The giraffe. You know why?

Sarah: Cause it was in the fridge.

Jake: Right.

Sarah: Are you done now?

Jake: No. You are on the opposite side of the river that you want to be on. You could swim across, but the river is always full of alligators. How do you get across?

Sarah: I throw you in and while they eat you I swim across.

Jake: ha......ha..... not funny

Sarah: I thought that it was. I don't know-how?

Jake: You can swim across cause all the alligators are at the meeting.

Sarah: My, aren't you clever.

Jake: I like to think so.

Sarah: So, are you done?

Jake: Yeah. Do you want to know why I asked you all that?

Sarah: Do I really want to know?

Jake: It was an intelligence test.

Sarah: Well, if you'd told me ahead of time I would have studied. How'd I do?

Jake: Well, by this you are not the brightest crayon in the box.

Sarah: Jake, you really know how to pick me up. I feel so much better about the day now.

Jake: Hey, what are partners for?

Well, that's the product of too much free time and too much Mt. Dew. I wrote it last summer after I failed the same test in my psychology class......

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