Disclaimer: I do not own Invader zim, though I wish I did.

It was raining that day, the day that I met the three people who whould change my destiny forevermore.

My name is Derek Shemwell and I just got transfered from Hartford Kentucky. I'm 16 years old and a sophmore at Hi Skool( one weird name). But enough about me, as I was saying it was raining that day and if it had'nt been I would'nt be telling you my story as I am right now.

I was just heading through the school doors out of the rain, completely soaked, when a purple haired who was playing game slayer 3 pushed past me.

"Whatch it". She said as she kept walking.

I would have usually said somthing back to her but then someone tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around to see a guy whith a really big head and glasses, his hair was brown and had a sort of spiky comb-over thing going on.

" Sorry about that, my sister can be a little rude sometimes when she's playing her game. Oh bye the way my names Dib". He held out his hand, I just looked at it. when he realized I wasn't going to shake he pulled it back." Sooo...".

" If you dont mind I have to get to first period". I started to walk away from him, he was starting to get on my nerves, but then he caught up beside me.

" So what's your first class". I could tell he wasn't going to leave me alone until I told, so I figured the sooner I got this over with the sooner he leave.

" Biology 101" I said without looking at my schedule pamplet. I've always been able to remember things at first glance ever since first grade when I got a simon says game. It always lost. But how could I know that that little talent of mine would ever come in handy outside of school.

" Awesome, so do I. You sould know first off that Ms. Miserable is a tough teacher and-".

" Grrrr".

" Uh, nevermind". He stopped talking after that, which was just the way I liked it.

We kept walking until we came to the biology class and I stepped in. There wasn't any one in the class but me and Dib, which sucked cause I didn't want to talk to him any more. I searched the room for a seat that looked like no one sat in it. There was one in the back that was in pretty good shape, no drawings on the desk, no gum under it, and no blood to be seen, which was just the way I liked it. I sat down and pulled out my cd player and turned it on. I sat there for about a minute until someone once again tapped my shoulder. I thought it was Dib again but when I turned around it was that girl who shoved past me this morning. Now that I got a better look at her I could see she had purple hair that was held in place by a hair pin, and was wearing a very dark attire. I pulled off my headphones to see what the hell she wanted.

" Youre in my seat". She said tapped her foot as she said this.

I raised my eyebrow at her in a question sort of way. " What"?

" What are deaf, I said youre in my seat".

I looked at the desk and then back at her. Then a smile crept on my face. " So this is your desk"? I asked with the smile still on my face.

" Yes, how many times to I have to tell you". I could tell she was getting mad.

" Not anymore". I turned and started to put my headphones back on but then she she yanked them out of my hands and tossed them out the window to the concrete below.

That was it. " You bitch"! I grabbed her gameslayer and chucked it out the window. A second later I heard the crash of it. I turnned to look at her and I could see she was about to cry. I was kind of sorry for a second but then somthing grabbed my shoulder and twireled me around. It was some kid who( if I'm not crazy) had green skin.

" Apologize you human scum". Human or not, nobody calls me scum.

" You gonna make green boy".

" Yes".

" Then try bring it".

Before I knew what happened, his back pack let out four spikes right at me. Before I could do anything they pinned me against the wall. I tried to wiggle out of the grasp but they were to far in the wall.

" Are you ready to appologize it". He said in a smirking voice.

" No, and what do care what happens to her anyways".

" That is none of your buisness".

I looked at him for a second and then realized why he was doing this.

" You like her don't you"?

" Wh-what? No I don't". His spikes withdrew an inch as he was stammered by what I had said and that was all I needed.

Before he knew what happened, I lunged forward and punched him in the face. He stammered backwards and looked stuned. I took the opurtunity to try and nail him in the face again but he was to fast for me and did a flip over my head.

" You think you could beat me"? He shot his claws at me again but like I said earlier, I have a talent for remembering things very easily and that includes battle tatics. I easily dodged the spikes and was about to hit him right in the stomach when that girl stepped in my way. I stopped just an inch from her face but she didn't even flinch. Then she grabbed both mine and the green kids hair and started spinning us around her with amazing strength.

" You two idiots are ruining the first day of my freshmen year"! She then tossed both of us into the wall.

What none of us seemed to realize was that Ms. Miserable was standing in the classroom watching the whole thing. So each of us got detention. Me for tossing another students stuff out the window, Gaz for slamming two students into the school wall, Zim for starting a fight, and Dibb for having a big head.

" I DON'T HAVE A BIG HEAD"!


Authors notes: Yes I know, the big head joke is a bit overused but so what. Please R&R.