Suigetsu are you gay?

"I'm sick and tired of him! Damned fish, always gets under my feet!" – thought Karin. "Why on earth he's on my way to get Sasuke?" At first she didn't pay attention to Suigetsu's "accidental" appearances during her attempts to seduce a dark-eyed Uchiha, but then occasional and now constant failures of the "long-awaited intimate moment" put Karin on her guard, and she made a conclusion: "Maybe he's gay? Maybe he likes Sasuke, and that's why he always follows us?" After coming to that conclusion she persuaded herself in being right more and more: "That's right! He sees me as his rival, and that's why is always angry with me!" thought the girl. "And what should I do now?" – she asked herself. "First of all I have to check everything; I really should have some evident, but how?" – the answer appeared as soon as Karin put the question. She smiled wickedly and went to make her plan come true.

- Hey, what are you doing? – Sasuke asked the sword boy who was on the rock. Suigetsu turned his head, then smiled and said:

- Eh, nothing. Why?

- Need to talk, - answered the dark-eyed captain.

- Go ahead!

- Lately something was bothering me around, have no idea how to say it in a right way…

- Say as it is, - ordered the sword boy.

- Mmm… okay…lately I was thinking about "us" a lot…

- Really? – Suigetsu didn't expect such further developments. – And what did you make up?

- Well… we're always together, you're a good teammate and I really appreciate you. Moreover, I guess I have some sort of feelings for you… I don't want to scare you, but I think you feel all the same and… Well, what do you think? – asked Sasuke hesitantly.

- Eh… I'm afraid I didn't get fully… And what kind of feelings you said you have? – asked Suigetsu and a kind of smile touched his lips.

- I guess, I should show them so that you can get it better, - said the captain in a noticeable irritated voice.

- So, I'm waiting! – responded the guy.

Sasuke slowly came closer and hesitantly clung forward. When he found his face just a centimeter far from Hozuki's, he stopped noticing a satisfied smirk on the opposite face.

- Why did you stop Karin? – asked the guy derisively.

- What are you talking about?

- Quit it already, you forgot to take your glasses off while transforming, - laughed the sword boy noticing an astonished look on his teammate's face.

- Idiot! And why did you let me go this far? – was screaming Karin while transforming back.

- Wanted to see exactly this look on your face! If only you'd seen it, it's priceless! – Suigetsu burst in laughter.

- Jerk! – her cheeks went hot and red from anger.

- Well, and what's the purpose of this second-rated performance? – he asked seriously, but the smile was still glued on his pale face.

- It doesn't matter anymore.

- Noway, I demand explanations for moral losses, - answered Suigetsu.

- Hell! What moral losses? You've damaged it a long ago! Plus it made you happy, - she spoke through clenched teeth.

- It was you who tried to seduce me by becoming Sasuke, not me, remember? Why? If you wanted a kiss, you had just asked to, maybe I would have agreed, - the guy mocked at her.

- Don't flatter yourself with hope, I just gathered evident! – yelled the red-haired. Hozuki looked at her with a silent question on his face. – I wanted to make sure that you're gay.

The expression on the sword boy's face could mean only one thing: "Are you nuts?"

- Let me ask you, what the hell you came to such a conclusion, idiot? – Hozuki was furious. Karin even was scared that he would take the sword and cut her into small pieces. – Answer me!

- But you always interfere when I'm about to get Sasuke. So, it can only mean that you like him, - said the girl confidently, trying to hide a shiver in her voice.

- Whaaat? Couldn't you form in your little freaking head another conclusion? – he asked a question still angry.

- And what kind of another conclusion there can be? – yelled Karin.

"That I love you, idiot!" thought the guy, but outloud he only said:

- Of course, that I hate you so much! Is it so hard to guess?

- Hate without any reason?

- Yes! Just the fact of your existence makes me sick! – he answered.

- Fine! I can't stand you too! – she parried a blow.

- Fine! You're free, keep going! – yelled Suigetsu.

- I was just about to do it. I can't bear the presence of a damned fish anymore! – said the girl, turned around and walked away. There was Sasuke on her way, but she continued walking even not looking at him. Dark-haired boy came closer to the swordboy.

- Again? – Uchiha asked.

- You've got to be already used to that, - Hozuki said sadly.

- What is it this time? – deepened into the theme Sasuke.

- She thinks that I'm a gay, - the guy responded tiredly.

- What? What made her think that way?

- She thinks the reason that I always interfere with her attempts to seduce you, is the fact that I like you.

- What a bullshit! And of course you didn't confess your feelings?

- Why not? Confessed, I said that I hate her, that's truth, even though partially…

- Idiot! And how long are you going to hide it? – Sasuke asked with annoyance, but at the same time with sorrow in his voice. Suigetsu just shrugged his shoulders.

- Maybe right before dying I'll confess, but this is also hardly possible… - said the swordboy.

- Yeah… Never thought that you are so indecisive, - stated Uchiha.

- And I've never thought that you are so caring, - returned his debt Hozuki.

-Happens occasionally… - he answered and slapping his teammate on the back, added, - Let's go and drown your sorrows in dinner. Jugo tried hard today.

So they walked to tents. Karin who saw this scene, thought: "And after this he claims that he's not gay!"