Dear Whomever It May Concern,

I have just glanced at the calendar and realized that my birthday is coming up and as a present to myself I am holding a contest (my first). Even though I am young, I am a perv…with needs. So, here I go.

Rules:

It was to be a Bella and Edward Fanfiction

It has to be a lemon

It has to be at least 1500 words (for my amusement, you see)

There can absolutely not be any mention of Renesme at all

NO topic is too taboo

Must be a one-shot

At the top of each story you must put the following

Ms(dot)Naruto-Fan's Birthday Contest

Username:

Name of Story:

Type of Story:

POV:

And

To be in this contest you must contact -Fan at

ImNotShiestyaim(dot)com or a PM will do

After that anything goes really… I'm tolerant

For example things like the following can appear in a story:

Threesomes (or more, I don't care)

BDSM

Alternate Universes/ All human

Geeks

Bisexuals

Secret lovers on the side

Public indecency

Soap Dropping (a prison reference)

Porno makings

Kitchen counter sex while the family is over for a visit

Bribes

Mafia

Role-play

Cross-dressing…

Anything that comes to mind really as long as you warn people in the summary

I could care less what kind of story it is…but it has to be good.

Two story max per person

To be in this contest you first have to contact me, via PM or my email address above. I really hope people decide to do this. It would make this year the best birthday for a while now…

Stories can be submitted from June 13th to July 6th (happy b-day to me) and then voting will be held until July 20th…that's a long time to vote.

Hey, I might even write a story…interesting.

Love,

me...

Ps: Good Luck biz-natchez and this info will be posted on my profile