The Ninja Grandmas
Story 1: Uniting
One day, five grandmas are just sitting in their homes playing bingo, when one of their fellow grandmas walks in. "Come on, girls! There's evil afoot!" says the grandma. "Ok, Aggie. We'll get ready!" says one the other grandmas.
The other grandmas go to get ready. They come outside with Aggie, and in the front yard is an M&M standing there picking his nose. "Oh, it's time? I didn't know it was time. What do I say again?" asked the M&M. "You say Ninja Grandmas, unite!" said Aggie. "Oh. I get it!" he says in his regular voice, then, "Ninja Grandmas, untie!" he says in a deep voice. The grandmas start to untie their shoes. "Not untie! Unite." Says Aggie. "Oh. Ninja Grandmas, unite!" says the M&M. Then the plain old, every-day grandmas turn into da da da da da da! Da da da da da da da da da! The Ninja Grandmas!
"Help! Help!" they heard a voice yell. "Looks like we've got our first job, girls! Come on!" yelled Aggie, flying up in the sky. Abby, Allie, Maggie, Millie, and Minnie followed.
They come to a small yellow house on the corner of Ineedhelp and Saveme St. Then they go in the house, and see a woman sitting at a table. "What's the problem?" asks Minnie. "There's a raisin on my table!" says the woman. "Uh…yes, there is. What's wrong with that? Why can't you just pick it up?" asks Millie. "Well, what's wrong with it is that it's sitting right in front of me, and I want it to be sitting behind me." Says the woman. "Then why don't you just pick it up and put it behind you?" asks Allie. "Because it's scary!" says the woman, terrified of the raisin. "Well, what's so scary about a little raisin? See?" says Abby, and pops the raisin into her mouth, "Not scary at all." "NO!!" says the woman. "What's wrong now?" asks Minnie. "That was my favorite raisin!" said the woman. "Get a life, young lady!" says Allie. "You guys are no help! Leave and I never want you to see you in my house again!" the woman yells, pointing at the door. "Chill out, lady! We're leaving, girls." Says Abby, and instead of going out the door, they all fly through the roof, which wasn't such a good idea. Because in the process, Aggie broke her hip. But since they're super heroes and all that good stuff, she healed in about three seconds. "Ow. That hurt. I'm good." She said.
"Oh my gosh! AAAAAAAAAAAH!!" they hear somebody yell, and they fly in the direction the scream is coming from. West.
They end up on OMGimscared St. and in front of a huge brick house. They go inside and see three kids standing there. "What's wrong?" asks Abby. "It's our mom. She's in the bedroom!" says the oldest. They run to the bedroom, and see the mom sitting on the bed. "What's wrong?" they ask. "My kids won't clean their rooms." She says. "So why did you scream 'Oh my gosh! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!' If all that's wrong is the kids didn't clean their rooms? We're all old and stuff, and we still don't clean our rooms." Says Millie. "Well, when I got in the room, I saw…" the mom stopped. "What?" asks Minnie. "I can't even say it." She said. "WHAT IS IT???" asked the grandmas together. "It was…a rug…on the floor." Said the mom. "Um…got something against rugs?" asked Allie. "No, it's just that the rug was upside-down." Said the mom. "This is USELESS! Every time someone needs our help, it turns out being something STUPID like this!" says Maggie furiously.
"You guys are the ones who are useless. And, being the mayor's wife, you're fired." Said the mom. "Who's your husband, Donald Trump?" Aggie asked. "No, not Donald Trump…Donald Trump's younger brother." Said the woman. "Well, you don't have to be so harsh!" said Millie. "Yes, I do." She got a serious look on her face, "You're fired." "Fine. Let's go." Says Aggie.
To be continued….
Will the Ninja Grandmas get their jobs back? Will Mrs. Trump forgive them? Find out next time on...The Ninja Grandmas!
