A/N: Ok guys here is another fanfic I've decided to write. Yes, it's another Emmett story, but it has the whole gang mixed in with it, so its not just focused on one person! Hope you enjoy! AND PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE remember to review. Also know I WILL NOT continue this story unless I get 20 reviews within a reasonable amount of time! Thank you!

Chapter 1

"Emmett?"

"What Alice?" I asked in a strained voice.

"I'm boooreeed." Alice whined

"Well don't tell me. Go do something. Shop for all I care, just stop whining!" I told her. She had been sitting here for the past hour, pretending to do a crossword puzzle and whining about how bored she was.

"I can't....Jazzy took my credit card away from me. He said I had to start lowering my budget." She complained.

"Well, call Bella. Maybe she can entertain you. Give her a makeover or something."

"She's out of town with Edward. They decided to get away for the weekend."

"Ok, Rosalie then. She's not gone." I suggested.

"Yeah she is. Remember, she and Carlisle decided to switch their days to go hunting?"

"Well, then everyone else is gone, so I don't know what to tell you Alice. Go to the library or something like that. Or go read the new set of Elle magazines Bella subscribed you for for you Christmas present."

"Where is everyone at?" She questioned. Ugh. This was going to go on for hours!

"Well, princess, Carlisle is at the hospital, and Rosalie, Esme, and Jasper are out hunting." I explained.

"Ohhh Emmett! Will you please do something with me? Please?" Alice begged.

"Fiiine. What would you like to do, your highness?" I asked sarcastically.

"Well first, you can stop with the attitude. You should enjoy having your sister ask you to do stuff with her. And second of all, I'm not sure what to do. Its such a boring day."

"Well how about I give you my credit card and you can pick a couple things out?"

"...No..."

"WHAT!?!" I asked in a yell. "YOU DON'T WANT TO SHOP??!"

"No not at the moment. I want to give someone a makeover" She said, slouching even lower into her chair. Then after a few moments of silence, she looked at me with an evil grin.

"NO WAY!" I yell.

"PLEASE?!" Alice yelled back. "It will come right off."

"No way. I'm a man. A sexy manly man at that. Manly guys don't do makeup. We do girls and trucks and jeeps. Like my jeep." I boasted.

"Fine. I'll have to bet you. Rock, paper, scissors. Best two of three." She offered.

"No way, you crazy, psychic, pixie! You'll only cheat." I shot back.

"Not if you take your mind off it, and not think about it." She argued.

"Fine. Best two of three" I say. "Ready? Rock, paper scissors!" I shot a rock, she had paper. Of course.

"Rock, Paper, Scissors!" I had scissors, and she had paper again. "Last time. Rock, paper, scissors!" And of course she had scissors and I had paper.

"YAY! Now let me go find my makeup kit, and we'll get started!" She yelled over her shoulder as she pranced her way up to her private bathroom.

Ugh someone come save me. Right now I would be willing to hang around Mike, as long as I could get out of this.

"OK, now i'm gonna tie you up, so you can't escape me." Alice declared as she wound cable wire around me.

After that was finished, she set her HUMONGOUS makeup bag on the table near where I was sitting, tied up in a chair.

"Ok first the foundation. I'm only going to spread a little on, since you have such great complexion. Now the powder and bronzer, to add a little life to your skin. It may make you look more human!"

After a few minutes of her rubbing in some crap that smelled horrible into my skin, she pulled out some black pencil thing from her bag, and brought it up to my eye.

"WOAH WOAH! What is THAT?" I demanded.

"Eyeliner. Oh...don't worry it doesn't hurt. Just relax a little." With that she started rubbing the tip of the pencil under and above my eyes.

"Now the eyeshadow. I think a tan-ish brown, would really bring out your eyes." She dipped the sponge into the powder, then rubbed it on my eyelid.

"Okay Em, we're almost done. Now we just need the mascara and lip gloss, and you'll be lookin' fantabulous!" Ended the procedure, she swabbed my eyelashes with some dark liquid crap that also smelled, and rubbed some of Rosalie's lip gloss over my lips. Yes, the bright red stuff.

"You are done. And looking fabulous if I may add. Now, go look at yourself in the mirror!" She said, real excited like.

"Fine...but when I'm done, it comes off." I said.

"Okay, okay, whatever. Just look!"

Giving in, I got up to look in the bathroom mirror. And I could NOT believe what that unreliable, psychic pixie did to my face!

A/N: Once again, I want to thank you for reading this chapter! And I hope you enjoyed it. If you would like to see more, or have any ideas, please PM me! Otherwise, at least review! Remember I WILL NOT go on w/ this story unless I get at least 10 reviews within a reasonable time limit. SO, if you want to see more of this story, then review! :D Thanks again! I really appreciate you taking the time to read what I have written. Especially those who read every story I post!

Bunches of Luv,

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